Matthew Broderick movie quotes

“My heart was pounding as I crossed the dance floor. In a few minutes I would be free or dead... or Rodolfo Lasparri of Palermo, Sicily!”
Matthew Broderick - Clark Kellogg

“- Clark Kellogg: You had a choice - not to turn me in.
- Dwight Armstrong: If it was your son, you would have...
- Clark Kellogg: If it was my son, I would have treated him like he was my son. If he was my step son, I would have treated him like my son.”

Matthew Broderick - Clark Kellogg
Kenneth Welsh - Dwight Armstrong

“- Sam: What is your evil plan, huh? You're gonna squirt him with squirt guns? Throw rotten strawberries at him?
- Maggie: You looked in my satchel?
- Sam: Yeah, call a cop!
- Maggie: You are a strange, tragic little man.”

Matthew Broderick - Sam
Meg Ryan - Maggie

“- Simba: You will stay where I can keep an eye on you, away from him!
- Kiara: You don't know him!
- Simba: I know he's following in Scar's pawprints, and I must follow in my father's.
- Kiara: You will never be Mufassa!”
Matthew Broderick - Simba
Neve Campbell - Kiara

“- Steven M. Kovacs: Just get out. I don't ever want to see you again. Robin is never going to forgive me!
- The Cable Guy: Well, I'll tell you how you handle that: don't tell her.”

Matthew Broderick - Steven M. Kovacs
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy

“This is not unlike escaping my mother's womb. God, what a memory.”

Matthew Broderick - Gaston

“- Carmine Sabatini: I want you to take this opportunity. Totally legitimate work for $1,000 dollars a week. And I know that you're not gonna disappoint me.
- Clark Kellogg: Well, I don't see how I could say no.
- Carmine Sabatini: This is not a yes. I want to hear yes.”
Marlon Brando - Carmine Sabatini
Matthew Broderick - Clark Kellogg

“- Simba: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't rip you apart.
- Scar: Oh, Simba, you must understand. The pressures of ruling a kingdom...
- Simba: Are no longer yours. Step down, Scar.”
Matthew Broderick - Simba
Jeremy Irons - Scar

“She loves you more than life itself. She's had to.”

Matthew Broderick - Gaston

“- Alan Simon: I have a question.
- Arnold Beckoff: The answer is yes.
- Alan Simon: You don't even know what I was going to ask.
- Arnold Beckoff: Whatever it is, the answer is yes. I'm too tired to argue.
- Alan Simon: ...Good. Because I love you, too.”
Matthew Broderick - Alan Simon
Harvey Forbes Fierstein - Arnold Beckoff

“- Leo Bloom: Actors are not animals! They're human beings!
- Max Bialystock: They are? Have you ever eaten with one?”
Matthew Broderick - Leo Bloom
Nathan Lane - Max Bialystock

“- Max Bialystock: The two cardinal rules of producing. One: Never put your own money in the show.
- Leo Bloom: And two?
- Max Bialystock: Never put your own money in the show!”
Nathan Lane - Max Bialystock
Matthew Broderick - Leo Bloom

“- Sam: He said something about having sex with my skull.
- Maggie: Ah, he says that to everyone, don't worry about it.”
Matthew Broderick - Sam
Meg Ryan - Maggie

“- Inspector Gadget: I'm Officer John Brown, and you're exceeding the speed limit.
- Gadgetmobile: Speed limits are for cars, not the Gadgetmobile.
- Inspector Gadget: Are you... Are you talking to me?
- Gadgetmobile: Speaking of breaking the law, who's not wearing a seat belt? You gotta wear the belt, baby. It's a Disney movie.”
Matthew Broderick - Inspector Gadget
D.L. Hughley - Gadgetmobile

“Look at me, Lord. I was better off in the dungeons of Aquila. My cellmate was insane, and a murderer... but he respected me!”

Matthew Broderick - Gaston

“- Jim McAllister: Let's say all you ever knew were apples. Apples, apples, and more apples. You might think apples were pretty good, even if you got a rotten one every once in a while. But then one day... there's an orange. And now you can make a decision, do you want an apple or do you want an orange? That's democracy.
- Paul Metzler: I also...” (continue)(continue reading)
Matthew Broderick - Jim McAllister
Chris Klein - Paul Metzler

“- Tina Sabatini: My Dad tells me your from Nebraska.
- Clark Kellogg: Vermont.
- Tina Sabatini: So, what do you think of New York?
- Clark Kellogg: Oh, I stopped thinking. Twenty-four hours ago. I'm going on pure instinct.
- Tina Sabatini: Well, that's what your supposed to do in New York.”
Penelope Ann Miller - Tina Sabatini
Matthew Broderick - Clark Kellogg

“- Kovu: I never heard the story of Scar that way... he truly was a killer.
- Simba: Fire is a killer. Sometimes what's left behind can grow back better than the generation before if given the chance.”

Jason Marsden - Kovu
Matthew Broderick - Simba

“- Sloane Peterson: What could happen to it? It's in a garage.
- Cameron Frye: It could get wrecked, stolen, scratched, breathed on wrong... a pigeon could shit on it! Who knows?”
Mia Sara - Sloane Peterson
Matthew Broderick - Cameron Frye

“- Maggie: You know Sam, French men are very small.
- Sam: Yeah?
- Maggie: But not this guy. It's like Godzilla's tail! He could take down Tokyo with that thing!”
Meg Ryan - Maggie
Matthew Broderick - Sam

“- Michael McPhee: It has an ice crusher!
- Nora McPhee: Don't crush ice! Don't crush anything! It's a mistake! It doesn't belong to us!”

Matthew Broderick - Michael McPhee
Marsha Mason - Nora McPhee

“- Inspector Gadget: I don't know what you're up to, Scolex, but you'll never get away with it!
- Dr. Claw: Oh, how cliché, Inspector. I think somebody's been watching too many Saturday morning cartoons.”
Matthew Broderick - Inspector Gadget
Rupert Everett - Sanford Scolex

“Shouldn't we be avoiding law enforcement? I never saw an episode of 'Matlock' where the criminal banged Matlock!”
Matthew Broderick - Mr. Fitzhugh

“- Simba: Man, I'm stuffed.
- Pumbaa: Me, too. I ate like a pig.
- Simba: Pumbaa, you are a pig.”
Matthew Broderick - Simba
Ernie Sabella - Pumbaa

“Listen, Catwoman. At the end of the day, she is coming back to me, and we're gonna be happy! And where are you gonna be? All alone somewhere, plotting some little revenge scheme, that's where!”

Matthew Broderick - Sam