Matthew Broderick movie quotes

“- Walter Kresby: First of all we are in the country now, so no more black.
- Joanna Eberhart: No more black? Are you insane?
- Walter Kresby: You heard me. Only high-powered, neurotic, castrating, Manhattan career bitches wear black. Is that what you want to be?
- Joanna Eberhart: Ever since I was a little girl.”
Matthew Broderick - Walter Kresby
Nicole Kidman - Joanna Eberhart

“- Simba: Look, Sometimes bad things happen...
- Nala: Simba.
- Simba: And there's nothing you can do about it. So why worry?
- Nala: Because it's your responsibility.
- Simba: Well, what about you? You left.
- Nala: I left to find help, and I found you. Don't you understand? You're our only hope.”
Matthew Broderick - Simba
Moira Kelly - Nala

“Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.”
Matthew Broderick - Ferris Bueller

- Inspector Gadget: Why would you do this?
- Dr. Claw: I'll tell you why. To make techno-warriors that never get tired, never get hungry, and never say "no". Every army in the world would be made up of my creations. Imagine the confusion, Gadget, huh? Imagine the perks.
Matthew Broderick - Inspector Gadget
Rupert Everett - Sanford Scolex

“- Ferris Bueller: Look, it's real simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we'll take off.
- Cameron Frye: How?
- Ferris Bueller: We'll drive home backwards.”

Alan Ruck - Ferris Bueller
Matthew Broderick - Cameron Frye

“- Alan Simon: Why are all the mirrors covered?
- Arnold Beckoff: So we don't see the pain in our faces.
- Alan Simon: Why is everyone sitting on boxes?
- Arnold Beckoff: To make sure there's pain in our faces.”

Matthew Broderick - Alan Simon
Harvey Forbes Fierstein - Arnold Beckoff

“- Arnold B. Epstein: Why do you think I'm a homosexual?
- Eugene Morris Jerome: I guess it's because you never talk about girls.
- Arnold B. Epstein: I never talk about dogs either. Does that make me a cocker spaniel?”
Corey Parker - Arnold B. Epstein
Matthew Broderick - Eugene Morris Jerome

“- Cameron Frye: Ferris, my father loves this car more than life itself.
- Ferris Bueller: A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile.”

Matthew Broderick - Cameron Frye
Alan Ruck - Ferris Bueller

“- Steven M. Kovacs: Could you just install my cable please? I'm gonna go get dressed.
- The Cable Guy: Suit yourself. No sweat off my sac. Oh by the way, you might wanna put on a bathing suit 'cause you'll be channel surfing in no time!”
Matthew Broderick - Steven M. Kovacs
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy

“- Ferris Bueller: If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.
- Cameron Frye: You've been saying that since the fifth grade.”
Alan Ruck - Ferris Bueller
Matthew Broderick - Cameron Frye

“You're a very intelligent girl. You have a lot of admirable qualities. But one day maybe you'll learn that being smart and doing whatever you need to do to get ahead, and stepping on other people to get there... well, there's a whole lot more to life than that. And in the end you're only cheating yourself.”

Matthew Broderick - Jim McAllister

“- Audrey Timmonds: Wait, I don't get it... If he's the first of his kind, how can he be pregnant? Doesn't he need a mate?
- Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: Not if he reproduces asexually.
- Audrey Timmonds: Where's the fun in that?”
Maria Pitillo - Audrey Timmonds
Matthew Broderick - Dr. Niko Tatopoulos

“- Kiara: Father, please! Reconsider!
- Simba: You will not go anywhere without an escort from now on.
- Kiara: No! That's not...
- Simba: He used you to get to me!
- Kiara: No! He loves me, for me!
- Simba: Because you are my daughter! You will not leave Pride Rock.”

Kiara - Kiara
Matthew Broderick - Simba

“- Max Dugan: My name isn't Parker.
- Michael McPhee: Its not?
- Max Dugan: No. It's Wittgenstein.
- Michael McPhee: Wittgenstein?
- Max Dugan: Gus Wittgenstein.”
Jason Robards - Max Dugan
Matthew Broderick - Michael McPhee

“- Inspector Gadget: You blew me up and my Chevette. And I really liked that car.
- Dr. Claw: Well, you crushed my hand and I really liked that hand. So Go-Go get over it!”
Matthew Broderick - Inspector Gadget
Rupert Everett - Sanford Scolex

“- Imperius: I fully expect to meet you at the Pearly Gates, little thief, and don't you dare disappoint me.
- Gaston: I'll meet you there, Father... even if I have to pick the lock.”
Leo McKern - Imperius
Matthew Broderick - Gaston

“- Maggie: What's your name?
- Sam: Mike.
- Maggie: What's your name, Mike?
- Sam: Sam.”
Meg Ryan - Maggie
Matthew Broderick - Sam

“- David Lightman: What is the primary goal?
- Joshua: You should know, Professor. You programmed me.
- David Lightman: Oh, come on. What is the primary goal?
- Joshua: To win the game.”
Matthew Broderick - David
James Ackerman - Joshua

“- Penny: Having another hero cop dream, Uncle John?
- Officer John Brown: Every time I close my eyes.”
Michelle Trachtenberg - Penny
Matthew Broderick - John Brown

A person should not believe in an "-ism", he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me".
Matthew Broderick - Ferris Bueller

“- Sam: What is your plan? What do you want to do?
- Maggie: I just want his dignity, that's all. I want him hopeless, loveless, finished off! I just wish him ill, very very ill.”

Matthew Broderick - Sam
Meg Ryan - Maggie

“- William Lightbody: They're dead! They've been electrocuted!
- Endymion Hart-Jones: Rather a severe cure for flatulence, I do admit.”
Matthew Broderick - William Lightbody
John Neville - Endymion Hart-Jones

“- Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: What's with the chewing gum?
- Philippe Roaché: It makes us look more American.”
Matthew Broderick - Dr. Niko Tatopoulos
Jean Reno - Philippe Roaché

“- William Lightbody: You were masturbating!
- Dr. Lionel Badger: I was not! I was massaging my colon!
- William Lightbody: Massaging your colon! I know where the colon is and it doesn't stick up in the air!”
Matthew Broderick - William Lightbody
Colm Meaney - Dr. Lionel Badger

“- Ferris Bueller: Hi. Do you speak English?
- Garage Attendant: Uh, what country do you think this is?”
Matthew Broderick - Ferris Bueller
Richard Edson - Garage Attendant