Matthew Broderick movie quotes

- Leo Bloom: I'm very sorry I caught you feeling up the old lady.
- Max Bialystock: "Feeling up the old lady". Thank you Mr. Tact.
Matthew Broderick - Leo Bloom
Nathan Lane - Max Bialystock

“- Gaston: Maybe I'm dreaming. My eyes are open, which means maybe I'm awake dreaming that I'm asleep. Or, or more likely, I'm asleep dreaming that I'm awake wondering if I'm dreaming.
- Isabeau: You are dreaming.”
Matthew Broderick - Gaston
Michelle Pfeiffer - Isabeau

“- Arnold Beckoff: Do you ever think before you speak?
- Alan Simon: No. Why? Do you?
- Arnold Beckoff: Frequently. It helps to pass the time while you're speaking.”
Harvey Forbes Fierstein - Arnold Beckoff
Matthew Broderick - Alan Simon

“- Leo Bloom: Let's assume for a moment, that you are a dishonest man.
- Max Bialystock: Assume away.”
Matthew Broderick - Leo Bloom

“Cameron has never been in love... at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence.”
Matthew Broderick - Ferris Bueller

“- Nala: What made you come back?
- Simba: I finally got some sense knocked into me. And I've got the bump to prove it.”
Moira Kelly - Nala
Matthew Broderick - Simba

“Larry, we're not electing the fucking Pope here. Just tell me who won.”

Matthew Broderick - Jim McAllister

“- Mufasa: Simba, you have forgotten me.
- Simba: No. How could I?
- Mufasa: You have forgotten who you are and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself Simba. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle of life.”

James Earl Jones - Mufasa
Matthew Broderick - Simba

“- Gaston: Are you flesh, or are you spirit?
- Isabeau: I am sorrow.”
Matthew Broderick - Gaston
Michelle Pfeiffer - Isabeau

“- Gadgetmobile: You know what makes me sick? A rookie who thinks he's good enough for Dr. B.
- Inspector Gadget: Not that it's any of your business, but what makes you think I was putting the moves on Dr. Bradford?
- Gadgetmobile: Hey, I got heat sensors, and I know what you were thinkin' when Dr. B. gave you that smile. Now, look here, come...” (continue)(continue reading)
D.L. Hughley - Gadgetmobile
Matthew Broderick - Inspector Gadget

“- Leo Bloom: Oh, Max. Max, she's fantastic. The most beautiful girl I've ever seen. I've never felt this way before. It's like a volcano erupting inside of me... like hot lava rising higher and higher and - What is that, Max? What is it?
- Max Bialystock: It's called an erection. It's either that or malaria.”
Matthew Broderick - Leo Bloom
Nathan Lane - Max Bialystock

“I know I promised, Lord, never again. But I also know that you know what a weak-willed person I am.”

Matthew Broderick - Gaston

- McKittrick: "Defcon". That indicates our current defense condition. It should read "Defcon 5", which means peace. It's still on 4 because of that little stunt you pulled. Actually, if we hadn't caught it in time, it might have gone to Defcon 1. You know what that means, David?
- David Lightman: No. What does that mean?
- McKittrick: World War... (continue)(continue reading)
Dabney Coleman - McKittrick
Matthew Broderick - David

“- Col. James M. Montgomery: [ordering the burning of Darien, Georgia] Prepare your men to light torches!
- Col. Robert Gould Shaw: I will not!
- Col. James M. Montgomery: That is an order!
- Col. Robert Gould Shaw: An immoral order, and by the Articles of War, I am not bound to follow it!”
Cliff De Young - Col. James M. Montgomery
Matthew Broderick - Col. Robert Gould Shaw

“- David Lightman: I can't swim.
- Jennifer: You can't swim?
- David Lightman: No, I can't, okay? Wonder Woman, I can't swim!
- Jennifer: Well, what kind of an asshole grows up in Seattle and doesn't even know how to swim?”
Matthew Broderick - David
Ally Sheedy - Jennifer

“- Waiter on Train: What would you like for dinner?
- William Lightbody: Toast.
- Waiter on Train: And how would you like that, sir?
- William Lightbody: Toasted.”
D. Anthony Pender - Waiter on Train
Matthew Broderick - William Lightbody

“Going back means I'll have to face my past. I've been running from it for so long.”
Matthew Broderick - Simba

“- Clark Kellogg: You promise?
- Carmine Sabatini: Every word I say, by definition, is a promise.”
Matthew Broderick - Clark Kellogg
Marlon Brando - Carmine Sabatini

“- David Lightman: Joshua called me.
- McKittrick: David, computers don't call people!
- David Lightman: Yours did.”
Matthew Broderick - David
Dabney Coleman - McKittrick

“- The Cable Guy: Wow, the old McNair place. Never thought they'd get the floors clean after what happened.
- Steven M. Kovacs: Why? What happened?
- The Cable Guy: They had a lot of cats.”
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy
Matthew Broderick - Steven M. Kovacs

“What happens to a man when he loses everything? Everything he's worked for, everything he believes in? Driven from his home, cast out of society. How can he survive? Where can he go? New York City! For centuries people have come to New York seeking refuge from their troubled lives.”
Matthew Broderick - Jim McAllister

“What he did was great! He designed his computer so that it could learn from its own mistakes. So, they'd be better the next time they played. The system actually learned how to learn. It could teach itself!”
Matthew Broderick - David

“- Nala: My Simba. You want so much to walk the path expected of you. Perhaps Kovu does not.
- Simba: What? How do you know...
- Nala: I can see them down there just as easily as you can. Get to know him and see.”
Moira Kelly - Nala
Matthew Broderick - Simba

“You can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.”
Matthew Broderick - Ferris Bueller

“Man it's hot. It's like Africa hot. Tarzan couldn't take this kind of hot.”
Matthew Broderick - Eugene Morris Jerome