Matthew Broderick movie quotes

“Mr. Marks, you were right about one thing. You are a CPA. A Certified Public Ass-hole!”
Matthew Broderick - Leo Bloom

“- Sam: Oh my God! Oh my God he's killing her!
- Maggie: Yeah, he's killin' her all right, and she's loving every minute of it!”

Matthew Broderick - Sam
Meg Ryan - Maggie

“- Imperius: What do you want?
- Gaston: I was told to bring you this bird. It's been wounded.
- Imperius: Oh, good shot! Bring it in, we'll dine together.
- Gaston: We can't eat this bird.
- Imperius: What? Oh God, is it Lent again already?”
Leo McKern - Imperius
Matthew Broderick - Gaston

“- Clark Kellogg: Sir, I don't know where this talk of marriage began, but I'm really not ready. I'd really like to sample life a little bit first.
- Carmine Sabatini: Wait. No, wait. Clark, after you get married you sample life. I mean, this is what men do.”
Matthew Broderick - Clark Kellogg
Marlon Brando - Carmine Sabatini

Dr. Bradford? Hi. I borrowed a book from your dad. "Power Learning Through Speed Study". It took me forever to get through it.
Matthew Broderick - John Brown

“I'm not going to the toilet, I'm going to showbiz!”
Matthew Broderick - Leo Bloom

“- Kovu: I humbly ask to join your pride.
- Simba: No! You were banished, along with the outsiders.
- Kovu: I have left the outsiders. I'm a rogue, judge me now, for who I am. Or am I to be blamed for a crime I didn't commit?”
Jason Marsden - Kovu
Matthew Broderick - Simba

“Mr. Bialystock, I'm afraid you've mistaken me for someone with a spine.”
Matthew Broderick - Leo Bloom

“Sir, the truth is, I talk to God all the time, and, no offense, but He never mentioned you.”

Matthew Broderick - Gaston

“- Audrey Timmonds: It's been eight years. Some people change.
- Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: Most people don't.”

Maria Pitillo - Audrey Timmonds
Matthew Broderick - Dr. Niko Tatopoulos

“- Sam: She's not like that! She likes to make love quiet and slow and gentle...
- Maggie: Are you kidding? That girl of yours is a carnival ride!”

Matthew Broderick - Sam
Meg Ryan - Maggie

“Old or young, we all make mistakes. And we have to learn that our actions, all of them, can carry seriousconsequences.”

Matthew Broderick - Jim McAllister

“- Dave Novotny: I don't need a lecture on ethics.
- Jim McAllister: I'm not talking about ethics, I'm talking about morals.
- Dave Novotny: What's the difference?”

Mark Harelik - Dave Novotny
Matthew Broderick - Jim McAllister

“This thing is much too big to be some lost dinosaur.”

Matthew Broderick - Dr. Niko Tatopoulos

“And what a day! In the same day I have taken the Siegfried oath, I've danced with a cop, a sailor and an extremely friendly Cherokee Indian.”
Matthew Broderick - Leo Bloom

“Lord, I'll never pick another pocket again as long as I live. I swear it. But here's the problem: You've got to let me live. How can I prove my good faith to you? If you've heard me, this ledge will remain steady as a rock, and that thing coming at me won't be what I think it is. If it is, there's no hard feelings, of course, but I'd be very...” (continue)(continue reading)

Matthew Broderick - Gaston

“- Steven M. Kovacs: Do... do you mean that Heather is a prostitute?
- The Cable Guy: Of course she is. You think a woman like that would hang out with us if we weren't paying her?”
Matthew Broderick - Steven M. Kovacs
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy

“- Cameron Frye: I don't know what I'm gonna do.
- Sloane Peterson: College.
- Cameron Frye: Yeah, but to do what?
- Sloane Peterson: What are you interested in?
- Cameron Frye: Nothing.
- Sloane Peterson: Me neither!”
Matthew Broderick - Cameron Frye
Mia Sara - Sloane Peterson

“- Joe Devine: Have you actually seen a person die, watched them bleed to death, seen them take their last breath? I've seen that... many times.
- Steven Schats: Why have you seen that?
- Joe Devine: I used to produce music videos.”
Alec Baldwin - Joe Devine
Matthew Broderick - Steven Schats

“- Pvt. Trip: What's the point? Ain't nobody gonna win. It's just gonna go on and on.
- Col. Robert Gould Shaw: Can't go on forever.
- Pvt. Trip: Yeah, but ain't nobody gonna win, sir.
- Col. Robert Gould Shaw: Somebody's gonna win.
- Pvt. Trip: Who? I mean, you get to go on back to Boston, big house and all that. What about us? What do we get?
-...” (continue)(continue reading)

Denzel Washington - Pvt. Trip
Matthew Broderick - Col. Robert Gould Shaw

“- Sammy: I could use a beer.
- Brian: I could use a tranquilizer.”
Laura Linney - Sammy
Matthew Broderick - Brian

“- Simba: Kiara, what did you think you were doing? You could've been killed today.
- Young Kiara: But, Daddy, I... I didn't mean to disob...
- Simba: I'm telling you this because I love you. I don't wanna to lose you.
- Young Kiara: I know.
- Simba: If something happened to you, I don't know what I'd do.”
Matthew Broderick - Simba
Michelle Horn - Young Kiara

“I don't believe that any system is totally secure.”
Matthew Broderick - David

“- Tina Sabatini: Everybody is talking about the job you are doing. It's all over town! Larry London called my father. Said how bright you were. How gentle. How perceptive. If you weren't all those things, do you think Vic would be out this afternoon getting you a gun permit?
- Clark Kellogg: A gun permit? I don't need a gun permit!
- Tina...” (continue)(continue reading)
Penelope Ann Miller - Tina Sabatini
Matthew Broderick - Clark Kellogg

“Who moves in the middle of the night, a meth lab?”
Matthew Broderick - Steve Finch