Renee Zellweger movie quotes

“- Vanessa Bloome: My only interest is flowers.
- Barry B. Benson: You know, our last queen was elected with that very slogan.”
Renee Zellweger - Vanessa Bloome
Jerry Seinfeld - Barry B. Benson

“One minute you're closer to someone than anyone in the world, the next minute you're never going to see them again.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

Every piece of this is man's bullshit. They call this war "a cloud over the land" but they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say "Shit, it's raining!".
Renee Zellweger - Ruby Thewes

“Every time you get hit, feels like I'm getting hit too.”

Renee Zellweger - Mae Braddock

“- Vanessa Bloome: Why don't you just fly everywhere? Isn't it faster?
- Barry B. Benson: Flying is exhausting. Why don't you humans just run everywhere, isn't that faster?
- Vanessa Bloome: I see your point.”
Renee Zellweger - Vanessa Bloome
Jerry Seinfeld - Barry B. Benson

“- Barry B. Benson: How about a suicide pact?
- Vanessa Bloome: How do we do it?
- Barry B. Benson: I'll sting you, you step on me.
- Vanessa Bloome: That just kills you twice.”
Jerry Seinfeld - Barry B. Benson
Renee Zellweger - Vanessa Bloome

“- Vanessa Bloome: It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice.
- Barry B. Benson: It's not a tone, I'm panicking!”
Renee Zellweger - Vanessa Bloome
Jerry Seinfeld - Barry B. Benson

“- Irene: So I smoked some pot, what is that a crime?
- Agent Steve Parfitt, FBI: [hesitates] Uh-huh.”
Renee Zellweger - Irene
Danny Murphy - Agent Steve Parfitt

“I'm gonna be a celebrity, that means somebody everyone knows. They're gonna recognize my eyes, my hair, my teeth, my boobs, my nose.”
Renee Zellweger - Roxie Hart

Mickey Deans-Sweetheart, I already said I love you nine times today.
Judy Garland-Well, maybe I need ten, or twelve, once an hour, like a cuckoo clock. “Cuckoo! I love you!”
Renee Zellweger - Judy Garland
Finn Wittrock - Mickey Deans

“Sid Luft-The kids need a home. I can give them that.
Judy Garland-I know what kids need. They need their mother.
Sid Luft-They also need school, and friends they can rely on seeing.
Judy Garland-No.”
Renee Zellweger - Judy Garland
Rufus Sewell - Sid Luft

“Judy Garland-You have kids, Mickey?
Mickey Deans-Uh, no. No, I don’t.
Judy Garland-Well, you shouldn’t. It’s like living with your heart on the outside of your body. Find a hobby or something, like canasta or birdwatching.”
Renee Zellweger - Judy Garland
Finn Wittrock - Mickey Deans

“Everybody has their troubles, and I’ve had mine. I’ve probably had everybody else’s too.”
Renee Zellweger - Judy Garland

“Dr. Hargreaves-Have there been any surgeries?
Judy Garland-Tracheotomy. Two years ago. Tried to kill myself.
Dr. Hargreaves-That won’t have helped your voice.”

Renee Zellweger - Judy Garland
Adrian Lukis - Dr Hargreaves

“Sid Luft-You can’t turn up here at one o’clock in the morning and expect…
Judy Garland-I know they should be in bed, okay?! It just doesn’t always work that way. And it gets late because nobody wants to pay to see me at two in the afternoon. And I have to work, because they need things.
Sid Luft-They need an education, Judy. They need ten...” (continue)(continue reading)

Renee Zellweger - Judy Garland
Rufus Sewell - Sid Luft

“Mickey Deans-You have to have ambitions, right?
Judy Garland-Well, I used to have them. I found they gave me the most terrible headache.”
Renee Zellweger - Judy Garland
Finn Wittrock - Mickey Deans

“Friends: they spend years trying to find you a boyfriend, but the moment you get one, they instantly tell you to dump him.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“Can't go back and keep making same mistakes. Must keep moving forward and make new ones.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“You can like the life you're living, you can live the life you like.”
Renee Zellweger - Roxie Hart

“- Dr. Rawlings: I do recommend that you have the anmiocentesis because there are always more risks with a geriatric mother.
- Bridget Jones: Geriatric? That's outrageous.
- Dr. Rawlings: Indeed.
- Bridget Jones: Unless you can sign on for your child support and pension at the same time.”
Emma Thompson - Dr Rawlings
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“- Daniel Cleaver: Come on Bridget, we belong together: you, me, your little skirt. If I can't make it with you then I can't make it with anyone.
- Bridget Jones: That's not a good enough offer for me.”
Hugh Grant - Daniel Cleaver
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“- Mark: I don't suppose you happen to have a cigarette?
- Bridget Jones: No. Gave up 1,891 days ago.
- Mark: Not that you're counting.
- Bridget Jones: Since when did you smoke?
- Mark: I don't. It's been a tense time. Maybe I'm nervous.”
Colin Firth - Mark
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“- Bridget Jones: What about the first scan? Would that show when conception took place?
- Dr. Rawlings: No. Ring this number and fix a date. And do bring along the father if you can work out which one he is.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones
Emma Thompson - Dr Rawlings

“- Bridget Jones: I want everything. Gas, air, injections, morphine.
- Jack: Bridget, remember your yoga.
- Bridget Jones: Fuck yoga!”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones
Colin Firth - Jack

“Major dilemma. If actually do, by some terrible chance, end up in flagrante surely these would be most attractive at crucial moment. However, chances of reaching crucial moment greatly increased by wearing these; scary stomach-holding-in pants very popular with grannies the world over. Tricky. Very tricky.”

Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones