Robert De Niro movie quotes

“- Alonzo Mosely: You're gonna spend ten years for impersonating a federal agent.
- Jack Walsh: Ten years for impersonating a fed, huh?
- Alonzo Mosely: Ten years.
- Jack Walsh: How comes no one's after you?”
Yaphet Kotto - Alonzo Mosely
Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh

“- Walt Koontz: I'm not as stupid as you think I am.
- Rusty: Honey, you could never be as stupid as I think you are.”
Robert De Niro - Walt Koontz
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty

“- Megs: I bet we would have had a horrible time at the goddamn prom.
- Martha: We would have left early.
- Megs: We would have gone some place fancy for dinner.
- Martha: No, I doubt we would have been hungry.
- Megs: Maybe we would have driven some place. Some place quiet. Parked. Then - who knows.
- Martha: Who knows.”
Robert De Niro - Megs
Kathy Baker - Martha

“I believe there is such a thing as a bad boy, bad clear through. It's gonna be my job to set you straight. That's right, to kill or cure. Kill or cure!”

Robert De Niro - Dwight

“- Lorenzo: You stay away from that bar. You don't see me going to the bar, do you?
- Calogero (Age 9): You mean Mom won't let you go either?”

Robert De Niro - Lorenzo
Francis Capra - Calogero (Age 9)

“I wasn't especially interested in athletics. The only exercise I ever got was when the other kids picked on me. Yeah, they used to beat me up once a week... usually Tuesday. And after a while the school worked it into the curriculum. And if you knocked me out, you got extra credit.”
Robert De Niro - Rupert Pupkin

“- Michael: Here's to Nick.
- Steven: To Nick.”
Robert De Niro - Michael
John Savage - Steven

“- Harry Angel: She was doing my chart. I gave her Johnny's birthdate, February 14th. Except someone got to her and took out their own Valentine card. They split her open, and they cut out her heart. I guess she couldn't predict the future for herself.
- Louis Cyphre: The future isn't what it used to be Mr. Angel.”
Mickey Rourke - Harry Angel
Robert De Niro - Louis Cyphre

“You didn't get me down, Ray.”

Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta

“- Sykes: Come on, snap your fin. Snap it. You're not snapping it.
- Don Lino: I'm snapping it, I'm snapping it!
- Sykes: That's okay, a lot of great whites can't do it, yo.”
Martin Scorsese - Sykes
Robert De Niro - Don Lino

“- Walt Koontz: You pay for sex?
- Rusty: Honey, there's no romance without finance.”
Robert De Niro - Walt Koontz
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty

“- Moe Tilden: My jurisdiction ends, in a sense, at the George Washington Bridge. But half the men I watch live beyond that bridge, where no one's watching.
- Sheriff Freddy Heflin: I'm watching.”
Robert De Niro - Moe Tilden
Sylvester Stallone - Freddy Heflin

“They got any real food around here? This is like eatin' fuckin' bait!”

Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti

“- Greg Focker: What's the sign for sour milk? ‘Cause this tastes a little... funky.
- Jack Byrnes: That's because that's from Debbie's left breast, Greg.”
Ben Stiller - Greg Focker
Robert De Niro - Jack Byrnes

“- Jack Byrnes: Greg, a man reaches a certain age when he realizes what's truly important. Do you know what that is?
- Greg Focker: Love… friendship... enjoying the moment... living... just love.
- Jack Byrnes: His legacy.
- Greg Focker: That, too. Right, yeah. Sure.”
Robert De Niro - Jack Byrnes
Ben Stiller - Greg Focker

“- Young Shakes: You have any friends who aren't in jail?
- Father Bobby: Not as many as I'd like.”
Joe Perrino - Young Shakes
Robert De Niro - Father Bobby

“- Ruth Merrill: I'm seeing Dorothy tonight. Paulie's gonna stay at his friends. I thought I'd take her to one of those places out by Malibu.
- David Merrill: Malibu, can you afford that?
- Ruth Merrill: Can you believe you said that?
- David Merrill: No, I'd never say anything like that.”
Annette Bening - Ruth Merrill
Robert De Niro - David Merrill

“- Conrad Brean: You're playing with your life here.
- Stanley Motss: Fuck my life! I want the credit.”

Robert De Niro - Conrad Brean
Dustin Hoffman - Stanley Motss

“- Rupert Pupkin: I'm gonna work 50 times harder, and I'm gonna be 50 times more famous than you.
- Jerry Langford: Then you're gonna have idiots like you plaguing your life!”
Robert De Niro - Rupert Pupkin
Jerry Lewis - Jerry Langford

“Sometimes, it's not so easy being Fearless Leader.”
Robert De Niro - Fearless Leader

“Three people in bed are one too many for me.”
Robert De Niro - Stanley Everett Cox

“- Deborah: You dancing?
- Noodles: You asking?
- Deborah: I'm asking.
- Noodles: I'm dancing.”
Robert De Niro - Noodles
Elizabeth McGovern - Deborah

“- Jake La Motta: Look at that. Look how they make me look. Like a bum, like a mammalucco.
- Joey LaMotta: A what?
- Jake La Motta: Like the mammalucco of the year.”
Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta
Joe Pesci - Joey

“- Gil Renard: I remember when Mick recorded this in '78, we had a wild party afterwards.
- Richie Renard: Jason Pelligrino's dad says Mick Jagger's gay.
- Gil Renard: Yeah? Well, Jason Pelligrino's dad takes it up the ass.”

Robert De Niro - Gil Renard
Andrew J. Ferchland - Richie Renard

“- Rupert Pupkin: I'm sorry. I made a mistake.
- Jerry Langford: So did Hitler.”
Robert De Niro - Rupert Pupkin
Jerry Lewis - Jerry Langford