Robert De Niro movie quotes

“- Walt Koontz: She took everything. Everything. The dog, everything.
- Rusty: Honey, you should have gotten another dog.”

Robert De Niro - Walt Koontz
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty

“You're great in the locker room and your reflexes might die hard, but you're weak when you put your spikes on.”
Robert De Niro - Sam

“With the power vested in me by the kingdom of God, I sentence you to the Ninth Circle of Hell! Now you will learn about loss! Loss of freedom! Loss of humanity! Now you and I will truly be the same.”
Robert De Niro - Max Cady

“- Winifred Ames: Why Albania?
- Conrad Brean: Why not?
- Winifred Ames: What have they done to us?
- Conrad Brean: What have they done for us? What do you know about them?
- Winifred Ames: Nothing.
- Conrad Brean: See? They keep to themselves. Shifty. Untrustable.”
Anne Heche - Winifred Ames
Robert De Niro - Conrad Brean

“The funny thing about firemen is... night and day they are always firemen.”
Robert De Niro - Donald Rimgale

“To keep from going crazy, you have to cut yourself off from the outside world, just not think about it.”
Robert De Niro - Noodles

“You ready to be born again, Miss Bowden?”
Robert De Niro - Max Cady

“There comes a time in everybody's life when you have to stand up for somethin'. Otherwise, you're just passin' on through.”
Robert De Niro - Gil Renard

“- Chris Shiherlis: Charlene's gonna leave me.
- Neil McCauley: Why?
- Chris Shiherlis: Not enough steaks in the freezer.”
Val Kilmer - Chris Shiherlis
Robert De Niro - Neil McCauley

“They say there's enough religion in the world to make men hate each other, but not enough to make them love.”
Robert De Niro - Louis Cyphre

“- Jack: I've never seen anything like that! What do you have in mind?
- Nick: I don't know, but if somebody built it, somebody can unbuild it.”

Edward Norton - Jack Teller
Robert De Niro - Nick Wells

“- Jonathan Mardukas: You ever had sex with an animal, Jack? Remember those chickens on the Indian reservation? There were some good looking chickens there Jack. You know, between us...
- Jack Walsh: Yeah, there were a couple there I might've taken a shot at.”
Charles Grodin - Jonathan Mardukas
Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh

“- Sam: Excuse me, could you tell me how to find the post office?
- Man with the Newspaper: Do I know you? No, I'm sorry, do I know you? Cause, how did you know I speak English?
- Sam: You got an English newspaper.”
Robert De Niro - Sam
Ron Perkins - Man with the Newspaper

“- Jake La Motta: Did you fuck my wife?
- Joey LaMotta: How do you ask me that? I'm your brother and you ask me that? Where do you get you're balls big enough to ask me that?
- Jake La Motta: You're very smart, Joey. You're giving me a lot of answers, but you ain't giving me the right answer.”
Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta
Joe Pesci - Joey

“- Father Bobby: It was the Sistine Chapel he painted.
- John: Sixteenth Chapel?
- Father Bobby: Sistine Chapel.
- John: Who painted the other fifteen?”
Robert De Niro - Father Bobby
Ron Eldard - John

“- Conrad Brean: You watched the Gulf War, what do you see day after day? The one smart bomb falling down the chimney. The truth? I was in the building when we shot that shot - we shot in a studio, Falls Church, Virginia. One-tenth scale model of a building.
- Stanley Motss: Is that true?
- Conrad Brean: How the fuck do we know? You take my point?”
Robert De Niro - Conrad Brean
Dustin Hoffman - Stanley Motss

“- Rodrigo Mendoza: Are you laughing at me?
- Father Gabriel: I am laughing because what I see is laughable. I see a coward, a man running from the world.”
Robert De Niro - Rodrigo Mendoza
Jeremy Irons - Father Gabriel

“- Stan: How does it feel to be shot?
- Michael: Doesn't hurt. That's what you wanna know.”
John Cazale - Stan
Robert De Niro - Michael

“If you don't mind, I'm gonna pass out.”

Robert De Niro - Sam

- Jonathan Mardukas: I can't fly: I suffer from aviaphobia.
- Jack Walsh: What does that mean?
- Jonathan Mardukas: It means I can't fly. I also suffer from acrophobia and claustrophobia.
- Jack Walsh: I'll tell you what: if you don't cooperate, you're gonna suffer from "fistophobia".
Charles Grodin - Jonathan Mardukas
Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh

“- Eve: How long will I have to wait?
- Noodles: A year and a half, more or less. Six months off for good behaviour.
- Eve: What are you gonna do?
- Noodles: Don't ask.”
Darlanne Fluegel - Eve
Robert De Niro - Noodles

“- Roger Van Zant: What are you doing?
- Neil McCauley: What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone.
- Roger Van Zant: I don't understand.
- Neil McCauley: 'Cause there is a dead man on the other end of this fuckin' line.”

William Fichtner - Roger Van Zant
Robert De Niro - Neil McCauley

“- Max: You'll be carrying the stink of the streets with you for the rest of your life!
- Noodles: I like the stink of the streets. It makes me feel good. And I like the smell of it, it opens up my lungs. And it gives me a hard-on.”
James Woods - Max
Robert De Niro - Noodles

- Jonathan Mardukas: I asked you if you were hurt and you said "yeah, I'm hurt".
- Jack Walsh: That's because you made me say it. Startin' to put words in my mouth.
- Jonathan Mardukas: Jack, you're a grown man. You're in control of your own words.
- Jack Walsh: You're goddamn right I am. Now here come two words for you: shut the fuck up.
Charles Grodin - Jonathan Mardukas
Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh