Robert De Niro movie quotes

“- Minnie Mogul: I can't sign a contract that will help three ruthless villains take over the world. I just can't.
- Fearless Leader: Why not?
- Minnie Mogul: My pen's out of ink.”
Janeane Garofalo - Minnie Mogul
Robert De Niro - Fearless Leader

“- Sam: Why am I going in there?
- Spence: Why? To protect me!
- Sam: There is no protection there. If it's a come on we're fish in a barrel. What are you doing?”
Robert De Niro - Sam
Sean Bean - Spence

“- Bobby Rayburn: At least you're not one of those diehard, you know, baseball fans. You know, really.
- Gil Renard: Why's that?
- Bobby Rayburn: Because those guys are losers.
- Gil Renard: Aren't the fans what it's all about?”
Wesley Snipes - Bobby Rayburn
Robert De Niro - Gil Renard

“You should've seen my mother. She was wonderful. Blonde, beautiful, intelligent, alcoholic. We used to drink milk together after school. Mine was homogenized. Hers was loaded. Once they picked her up for speeding. They clocked her doing 55. All right, but in our garage? And when they tested her... they found out that her alcohol had 2% blood.”
Robert De Niro - Rupert Pupkin

“- Michael: I'm gonna take you home.
- Steven: Man, look, you promised me man. I don't fit! Mike, I'll - hey. I'm sorry. You do as your heart tells you.”
Robert De Niro - Michael
John Savage - Steven

“- Louis Cyphre: You know, some religions think that the egg is the symbol of the soul, did you know that?
- Harry Angel: No, I didn't know that.
- Louis Cyphre: Would you like an egg?
- Harry Angel: No thank you, I got a thing about chickens.”
Robert De Niro - Louis Cyphre
Mickey Rourke - Harry Angel

“- Deirdre: You're scared!
- Sam: Of course I'm scared! You think I'm reluctant because I'm happy?”
Natascha McElhone - Deirdre
Robert De Niro - Sam

“- Vicki LaMotta: I sucked your brother's cock.
- Jake La Motta: You sucked my brother's cock?
- Vicki LaMotta: Yeah, I sucked his cock. I sucked all their cocks - what do you want me to tell you? His fucking cock is bigger than yours.”
Cathy Moriarty - Vickie La Motta
Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta

- Sam "Ace" Rothstein: I'm firing you. No, I'm not firing, I'm firing you, ya...
- Don Ward: You might regret this, Mr. Rothstein.
- Sam "Ace" Rothstein: I'll regret it even more if I keep you on.
- Don Ward: This is not the way to treat people.
- Sam "Ace" Rothstein: Listen, if you didn't know you were being scammed you're too fuckin' dumb to... (continue)(continue reading)

Robert De Niro - Sam "Ace" Rothstein
John Bloom - Don Ward

“- Gregor: It would be nice to do something.
- Sam: We are doing something. We're sitting here, waiting.”
Stellan Skarsgård - Gregor
Robert De Niro - Sam

“- Ray Donlan: What brings you to our fair city?
- Moe Tilden: I heard there was a way of life out here. Thought I'd check it out for myself.
- Ray Donlan: What are we, like the Amish now?”
Harvey Keitel - Ray Donlan
Robert De Niro - Moe Tilden

“The other day, I was watching a commercial with a kid playing with a couple of puppies, I cried for forty five minutes! You slap a pair of tits on me, I'm a woman!”
Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti

“- Master Chief Billy Sunday: How 'bout me, cookie? You better than me?
- Chief Carl Brashear: You're damn right I am!”
Robert De Niro - Master Chief Billy Sunday
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Chief Carl Brashear

“- Louis Cyphre: Are you an atheist?
- Harry Angel: Yes, I am. I'm from Brooklyn.”
Robert De Niro - Louis Cyphre
Mickey Rourke - Harry Angel

“- Jack: In all the years you've been doing this, what's the biggest gamble you ever took? On job, the biggest long shot?
- Nick: I don't take long shots and I never have.”
Edward Norton - Jack Teller
Robert De Niro - Nick Wells

“When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point? And for a while, I believed, that's the kind of love I had.”
Robert De Niro - Sam "Ace" Rothstein

“- Sam: How'd you get started in this business?
- Deirdre: A wealthy scoundrel seduced and betrayed me.
- Sam: Same with me.”
Robert De Niro - Sam
Natascha McElhone - Deirdre

- Sam "Ace" Rothstein: So you're a righty?
- Signaller: Yeah.
- Sam "Ace" Rothstein: Now you're gonna have to learn with your left hand.

Robert De Niro - Sam "Ace" Rothstein
Joe La Due - Signaller

“- Caroline Wolff Hansen: You know something, Dwight? It's not so much that you've been dissapointing. It's that you've been consistantly dissapointing!
- Dwight Hansen: Oh, fancy, fancy talk. Fancy talk for a whore.”
Ellen Barkin - Caroline
Robert De Niro - Dwight

“- Jonathan Mardukas: Jahé, everybody, jahé
- Jack Walsh: What's that?
- Jonathan Mardukas: It means 'hello'. I can say 'hello' in a lot of different languages. Not yours, but a lot of them.”
Charles Grodin - Jonathan Mardukas
Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh

“- Jack Byrnes: Greg's in medicine too.
- Dr. Bob Banks: What field?
- Greg Focker: Nursing.
- Dr. Bob Banks: Ha ha ha ha. No, really, what field are you in?
- Greg Focker: Nursing.”
Robert De Niro - Jack Byrnes
Tom McCarthy - Dr. Bob Banks
Ben Stiller - Greg Focker

“Let's get something straight: I spent fourteen years in an eight by nine foot cell surrounded by people who were less than human, my mission in that time was to become more than human.”
Robert De Niro - Max Cady

“They had enough of Nicky. They had enough. I mean, how much more were they gonna take? So, they made an example of him and his brother: they buried them while they were still breathing.”

Robert De Niro - Sam "Ace" Rothstein

“- Stanley Motss: I bet you're great at chess.
- Conrad Brean: I would be if I could remember how all the pieces moved.”
Dustin Hoffman - Stanley Motss
Robert De Niro - Conrad Brean

“- Max Cady: Are you my friend? Are you my friend?
- Claude Kersek: No I'm not your friend.
- Max Cady: Well, see, I like to plan my comings and goings with friends, so if you're planning my comings and goings I'd call that presumptuous, in fact I'd call it downright rude.”
Robert De Niro - Max Cady
Joe Don Baker - Claude Kersek