Robert De Niro movie quotes

“- Father Bobby: Listen, I got a story I want to tell you.
- Young Tommy: It ain't the one about the lepers, is it? Cause that one gave me nightmares.”
Robert De Niro - Father Bobby
Jonathan Tucker - Young Tommy

“- Spence: You ever kill anybody?
- Sam: I hurt somebody's feelings once.”
Sean Bean - Spence
Robert De Niro - Sam

“- Louis Gara: I just felt strange, you know, I thought, if she was your girlfriend...
- Ordell Robbie: But you fucked her anyway? Well, I hope you felt appropriately guilty about it afterwards.
- Louis Gara: Afterwards, I did.”

Robert De Niro - Louis Gara
Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie

“- Rupert Pupkin: I can take a hint, Jerry! I just wanna ask you to listen to my stuff for 15 minutes, that's all! Is that asking too much?
- Jerry Langford: Yes, it is. I have a life, ok?
- Rupert Pupkin: Well, I have a life too.
- Jerry Langford: That's not my responsibility!”

Robert De Niro - Rupert Pupkin
Jerry Lewis - Jerry Langford

“- Max: I always pay you what's right.
- Nick: You always think you do. I always know what you pay me. It's not always right.”
Marlon Brando - Max
Robert De Niro - Nick Wells

“- Jonathan Mardukas: You lied to me first!
- Jack Walsh: What the... you lied to me first!
- Jonathan Mardukas: Yes! Yes. But you didn't know I was lying to you when you lied to me down by the river. So as far as you knew, you lied to me first!
- Jack Walsh: How can I argue with this guy. I don't know what the fuck he's talking about.”
Charles Grodin - Jonathan Mardukas
Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh

“To go to that war, you've got to be prepared. You have to be alert, and the public has to be alert. Cause that is the war of the future, and if you're not gearing up, to fight that war, eventually the axe will fall.”

Robert De Niro - Conrad Brean

“- Ordell Robbie: Let me give you the reason, motherfucker! The reason is your ass ain't worth a shit no more!
- Louis Gara: You better fucking back off, man!
- Ordell Robbie: What the fuck happened to you, man? Your ass used to be beautiful.”

Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie
Robert De Niro - Louis Gara

“The town will never be the same. After the Tangiers, the big corporations took it all over. Today it looks like Disneyland. And while the kids play cardboard pirates, Mommy and Daddy drop the house payments and Junior's college money on the poker slots. In the old days, dealers knew your name, what you drank, what you played. Today, it's like...” (continue)(continue reading)

Robert De Niro - Sam "Ace" Rothstein

“- Jack Byrnes: What are you driving there? Ford?
- Greg Focker: Yeah it's a Taurus. Yeah, we were going to get a mid-size, but I figure, hey, we pull down decent bucks. Might as well go all out, and pop for the full-size.
- Jack Byrnes: Sure. Interesting color. You pick it?
- Greg Focker: Oh, no, the guy at the counter. Why?
- Jack Byrnes: Well,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert De Niro - Jack Byrnes
Ben Stiller - Greg Focker

“- Jack Byrnes: Greg, how come you don't like cats?
- Greg Focker: I don't like cats. I-I just - I just prefer dogs. I mean, I'm just more of a dog kind of, you know. Come home, wagging their little tails, happy to see you kind of...
- Jack Byrnes: You need that assurance, do you? You prefer an emotionally shallow animal?
- Greg Focker: I...
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert De Niro - Jack Byrnes
Ben Stiller - Greg Focker

“- Evan M. Wright: There's no sex in your movie, there has to be more sex.
- Marvin: No there is some, it's just not obvious.”
Robert De Niro - Evan M. Wright
Robert Wuhl - Marvin Landisman

“Hey, Maxie, everywhere you go, I go too. Remember that.”
Robert De Niro - Noodles

“- Rodrigo Mendoza: For me there is no redemption, no penance great enough.
- Father Gabriel: There is. But do you dare to try it?
- Rodrigo Mendoza: Do you dare to see it fail?”
Robert De Niro - Rodrigo Mendoza
Jeremy Irons - Father Gabriel

“- Jake La Motta: What do you mean - I don't understand, kill you?
- Joey LaMotta: Me! Kill me, start here! Do me a fuckin' favour! Cause you're driving me crazy! You're a killer, you're a big shot, just kill. You're a killer.”
Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta
Joe Pesci - Joey

“The war of the future is nuclear terrorism. It is and it will be against a small group of dissidents who, unbeknownst, perhaps, to their own governments, have blah blah blah.”

Robert De Niro - Conrad Brean

“- Nick: After this no more jobs. This is the last one I'm doing. I'm quitting for good.
- Max: Yeah? How many times have you told me that in twenty-five years. I mean, I'm gonna believe that when the pigs eat my brother, right?”
Robert De Niro - Nick Wells
Marlon Brando - Max

“- Dr. Ben Sobel: The black milk dream is also about your father.
- Paul Vitti: Nah, I don't buy that. In the dream, I'm bringing the baby the black milk.”
Billy Crystal - Dr. Ben Sobel
Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti

“- Joey LaMotta: I took her out a couple of times.
- Jake La Motta: You went out with her and you didn't try to fuck her?
- Joey LaMotta: I try to fuck anything.”

Joe Pesci - Joey
Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta

“- Jack Roth: So when do we all get to meet your fabulous friend Beverly?
- Evan M. Wright: I'll give you her number, I'm not seen with her in public my wife wouldn't like it.”
Martin Landau - Jack Roth
Robert De Niro - Evan M. Wright

“I am going to teach you the meaning of commitment. Fourteen years ago I was forced to make a commitment to an eight by nine cell, now you are going to be forced to make a commitment. You could say I'm here to save you.”
Robert De Niro - Max Cady

“- Patsy: Hey, Noodles, get a load of this... Hey, scotch heating!
- Cockeye: Yeah, a buck a cup.
- Noodles: A buck a cup?
- Max: Yeah!
- Noodles: How much's it cost us?
- Max: Costing us? A dime, including overhead!”
James Hayden - Patsy
William Forsythe - Cockeye
Robert De Niro - Noodles
James Woods - Max

“I'm gonna need a working woman; that's you. You're gonna need a broad shoulder; that's me. I like you, Iris, just about as much as I love you. And you know what? We're gonna do just fine together. And a man could drown in your blue eyes.”
Robert De Niro - Stanley Everett Cox

“- Jerry Langford: This is a crazy business, but it's not unlike any other business. There are ground rules, and you don't just walk on to a network show without experience. Now I know it's an old, hackneyed expression, but it happens to be the truth. You've got to start at the bottom.
- Rupert Pupkin: I know. That's where I am, at the bottom.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jerry Lewis - Jerry Langford
Robert De Niro - Rupert Pupkin

“A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.”
Robert De Niro - Conrad Brean