Robert De Niro movie quotes

“- Cabeza: I cannot and will not accept a challenge from a priest. His cloth protects him.
- Rodrigo Mendoza: My cloth protects you!”
Chuck Low - Cabeza
Robert De Niro - Rodrigo Mendoza

“I haven’t had sex in 15 years! And I want to fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!”
Robert De Niro - Dick Kelly

“She was a good wife, a good mother, and you're responsible for her death. She was falsely accused, she couldn't get work, her son was taken away from her - all because of this committee. In the name of ridding the world of Communism, you destroyed her life.”

Robert De Niro - David Merrill

“- Dick Kelly: We're gonna thunderfuck.
- Lenore: You're gonna tsunami on my face.
- Dick Kelly: You're gonna flood like the Nile.
- Lenore: Yeah, I guess the drought in my pussy is finally over.
- Dick Kelly: The villagers will finally eat.
- Lenore: If you're gonna die while you're eating me out, I want your last breath to be in my pussy.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert De Niro - Dick Kelly
Aubrey Plaza - Lenore
Jake Picking - Cody

“- Fred Blake: Can't you just sit down and relax and enjoy it? In our long friendship, this is our first ever guys' night out.
- Robert Stansfield: Friendship?
- Fred Blake: Yeah. I mean, you're probably the guy I hate the most in this whole fuckin' world, but we've known each other what, nine, ten years already? My freedom is based on the deep...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert De Niro - Fred Blake
Tommy Lee Jones - Robert Stansfield

“- Larry: How did they finally get to you?
- Sam: They gave me a grasshopper.
- Larry: What's a grasshopper?
- Sam: Lessee, two parts gin, one part brandy, one part Creme de Menthe...”

Skipp Sudduth - Larry
Robert De Niro - Sam

“- Deborah: Why do you want to see me?
- Noodles: Two reasons. I wanted to see if you did the right thing, turning me down to be an actress.
- Deborah: Well?
- Noodles: You did. You're terrific.”
Elizabeth McGovern - Deborah
Robert De Niro - Noodles

“All good things come to those who wait.”
Robert De Niro - Sam

“- William Shatner: You spear the knife into the bag... then pick some of the drugs up with the knife... then lightly press it on your tongue. And that is how TV cops taste drugs!
- Det. Mitch Preston: What if it's cyanide? There's a reason real cops don't taste drugs.”
William Shatner - Himself
Robert De Niro - Det. Mitch Preston

“We used to joke together, mom and me... until the tears would stroll down her face... and she would throw up! Yeah, and who would clean it up? Not dad. He was too busy down at O'Grady's... throwing up on his own. Yeah. In fact, until I was 13 I thought throwing up was a sign of maturity. While the other kids were off in the woods sneaking...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert De Niro - Rupert Pupkin

“- Nick: How can I be sure you're okay?
- Diane: I suppose I could fuck you.
- Nick: That would work.”
Robert De Niro - Nick Wells
Angela Bassett - Diane

“- Jean-Pierre: Forty-seven samurai, whose master was betrayed and killed by another lord. They became ronin - masterless samurai - disgraced by another man's treachery. For three years they plotted, pretending to be thieves, mercenaries, even madmen and then one night they struck, slipping into the castle of their lord's betrayer and killing...” (continue)(continue reading)
Michael Lonsdale - Jean-Pierre
Robert De Niro - Sam

“- Dragna: You wouldn't shoot a man in the back, would you?
- Rivka: A man, no. But you're not a man.”
Robert De Niro - Dragna
Rebecca Da Costa - Rivka

“What's your fuckin' problem? You old busybody!”

Robert De Niro - Gil Renard

“- David Callaway: We're gonna move, out of state - country.
- Katherine: What about Emily? This is a traumatic time for her. I think it's important she stays here and works through this.
- David Callaway: No, here she's flooded with memories. Right now, I need to be a full-time dad.”
Robert De Niro - David Callaway
Famke Janssen - Katherine

“It’s my fault. I gave her the confidence to think she was more than an unemployed housewife.”

Robert De Niro - Rudy

“- Walt Koontz: How can a man cut off his balls, how do you do that?
- Rusty: Because, I'm a woman trapped in a man's body.
- Walt Koontz: Eh, you're ain't no woman.
- Rusty: I'm just not your idea of a woman, Walt.
- Walt Koontz: You're nobody's idea of a woman.”
Robert De Niro - Walt Koontz
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty

“- Steven: Where is a guy like Nick getting money like this?
- Michael: I don't know. Cards maybe.”
John Savage - Steven
Robert De Niro - Michael

“- Captain Shakespeare: Your emotions give you away, Yvaine. You must learn to control them. You've been glowing more brightly every day and I think you know why.
- Yvaine: Of course I know why I'm glowing. I'm a star! And what the stars do best?”
Robert De Niro - Captain Shakespeare
Claire Danes - Yvaine

“There is violence in Chicago. But not by me, and not by anybody who works for me, and I'll tell you why because it's bad for business.”
Robert De Niro - Al Capone

“Some guys on this job, the fire owns them, makes 'em fight it on it's level, but the only way to truly kill it is to love it a little.”

Robert De Niro - Donald Rimgale

“- Det. Mitch Preston: Why did you want to be a cop, anyway?
- Officer Trey Sellars: Because I was a shitty waiter.”
Robert De Niro - Det. Mitch Preston
Eddie Murphy - Officer Trey Sellars

“After the Teamsters got knocked out of the box, the corporations tore down practically every one of the old casinos. And where did the money come from to rebuild the pyramids? Junk bonds. But in the end, I wound up right back where I started. I could still pick winners, and I could still make money for all kinds of people back home. And why mess...” (continue)(continue reading)

Robert De Niro - Sam "Ace" Rothstein

“Anybody who doesn't contradict me can expect nothing but good things from me.”
Robert De Niro - Fred Blake

“I'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer. I'm gonna make his mother wish she never had him - make him into dog meat... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him.”

Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta