Robert De Niro movie quotes

“Most people respect the badge. Everyone respects the gun.”
Robert De Niro - Turk

“- Martha: Have you ever actually caught a fish, Joseph?
- Megs: Martha, the only way I'm going to catch a fish, I got a feeling, is to drain the pond.”
Kathy Baker - Martha
Robert De Niro - Megs

“- Jean-Pierre: My hobby. One grows old.
- Sam: I knew a lot of fellas, friends of mine, that just wanted to live to open a bar.”

Michael Lonsdale - Jean-Pierre
Robert De Niro - Sam

“- Dina Byrnes: I had no idea you could milk a cat!
- Greg Focker: Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.
- Jack Byrnes: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?”
Blythe Danner - Dina Byrnes
Ben Stiller - Greg Focker
Robert De Niro - Jack Byrnes

“I've never shown contempt for people who fear me.”
Robert De Niro - Fred Blake

The only real question we should ask ourselves during our existence is: "How much is a man's life worth?".
Robert De Niro - Fred Blake

“Listen to me very carefully. There are three ways of doing things around here: the right way, the wrong way, and the way that I do it. You understand?”

Robert De Niro - Sam "Ace" Rothstein

“- Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Look at us!
- Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Yeah, look at us! We're not dead! Everyone's laughing at us! The whole world's laughing at us! But we're not dead! In fact, I feel more alive now than I ever felt!”
Sylvester Stallone - Henry 'Razor' Sharp
Robert De Niro - Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen

“Rise and shine because it is time!”
Robert De Niro - Megs

“- Vincent LaMarca: How'd we get this way son? I remember the day you were born.
- Joey: Yeah? Well, I remember the day you left. So we're even.”
Robert De Niro - Vincent LaMarca
James Franco - Joey

“- Jake La Motta: I heard some things.
- Joey LaMotta: You heard about me and Salvy.
- Jake La Motta: I heard things, Joey.
- Joey LaMotta: Yeah you heard that I cracked Salvy all around. What did you hear?
- Jake La Motta: I heard things, Joey. I heard things.
- Joey LaMotta: What things you heard?
- Jake La Motta: I heard some things.”
Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta
Joe Pesci - Joey

“- Ben: I'm Ben Whittaker. I've got an appointment with Miss Ostin.
- Becky: I thought she was meeting with her new intern.
- Ben: That's me.
- Becky: How old are you?
- Ben: 70, you?
- Becky: I'm 24. I know I look older. It's the job. It ages you, which won't be great in your case... Sorry.”
Robert De Niro - Ben
Christina Scherer - Becky

- Sam "Ace" Rothstein: Three fuckin' jackpots in 20 minutes? Why didn't you pull the machines? Why didn't you call me?
- Don Ward: Well, it happened so quick, 3 guys won; I didn't have a chance...
- Sam "Ace" Rothstein: You didn't see the scam? You didn't see what was going on?
- Don Ward: Well, there's no way to determine that...
- Sam "Ace"... (continue)(continue reading)
Robert De Niro - Sam "Ace" Rothstein
John Bloom - Don Ward

“I didn't kill him, I took him to the hospital.”

Robert De Niro - Fred Blake

“- Deborah: Been waiting long?
- Noodles: All my life.”
Elizabeth McGovern - Deborah
Robert De Niro - Noodles

“- Rudy: Your ex-husband shouldn’t be living in your basement.
- Joy: Well, Dad, speaking of a proper way to be divorced.”
Robert De Niro - Rudy
Jennifer Lawrence - Joy

“- Noodles: How's your sister?
- Fat Moe: I ain't seen her for years. She's a big star now.
- Noodles: We should have known, huh? You can always tell the winners at the starting gate. You can always tell the winners, and you can tell the losers.”
Robert De Niro - Noodles
Larry Rapp - Fat Moe

“- Jason: Here she comes! Hey, Beck! What's up? You look really nice... How long can a woman be mad at you for?
- Ben: I assume you talked to her, apologized.
- Jason: I emailed her. Subject line: I'm sorry with like a ton of Os so it's like, 'I'm soooorry' with a sad emoticon where it's crying.”
Adam Devine - Jason
Robert De Niro - Ben

“- Jack Byrnes: Are you still physically attracted to my daughter, Greg?
- Greg Focker: To Pam? Are you kidding? Yes. Jack, there's never been a problem with that.
- Jack Byrnes: [sternly] Even after her body's endured the hellish ordeal of birthing twins?
- Greg Focker: Yes. Even after that. It's still... It's all good. It's all good under the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert De Niro - Jack Byrnes
Ben Stiller - Greg Focker

“- Rudy: You know what you are? You're like a gas leak. We don't see, we don't smell you, and you're silently killing us all.
- Terry: I am not a gas leak! You take that back, you asshole of a monster man!
- Rudy: You creature from the Black Lagoon.”

Robert De Niro - Rudy

“- Bobby Rayburn: There's more to life than just baseball.
- Gil Renard: Like what? Like your house? Like your big ass car? Like your 40 fucking' million? I mean, what the fuck do you care about?
- Bobby Rayburn: I care about my son. That's what I care about.”

Wesley Snipes - Bobby Rayburn
Robert De Niro - Gil Renard

“- Jake La Motta: I knocked him down. I don't know what else I gotta do. I don't know what I gotta do...
- Joey LaMotta: You won and they robbed ya! They're miserable because their mothers take it up the fuckin' ass! That's why.
- Jake La Motta: I've done a lot of bad things, Joey. Maybe it's comin' back to me. Who knows? I'm a jinx maybe. Who...” (continue)(continue reading)

Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta
Joe Pesci - Joey

- Ben: "You're never wrong to do the right thing".
- Jules: Who said that, you?
- Ben: Yeah. But I'm pretty sure Mark Twain said it first.
Robert De Niro - Ben
Anne Hathaway - Jules

“- Nick: You trying to look like a prince?
- Michael: What do you mean, 'trying'?”
Christopher Walken - Nick
Robert De Niro - Michael

“- Det. Mitch Preston: My ex and I were on the rocks, and my marriage counselor said I needed to take up a hobby.
- Officer Trey Sellars: How come you never got good at it?
- Det. Mitch Preston: Well, it's kind of like you and police work. I never took it that seriously.”
Robert De Niro - Det. Mitch Preston
Eddie Murphy - Officer Trey Sellars