Robert De Niro movie quotes

“My parents did put the first two down payments on my childhood. Don't get me wrong, but they did also return me to the hospital as defective.”
Robert De Niro - Rupert Pupkin

“- Robert Stansfield: You're not a writer, Fred.
- Fred Blake: You even said I have a style of my own.
- Robert Stansfield: You're just a mean son-of-a-bitch that managed to save his own ass.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Robert Stansfield
Robert De Niro - Fred Blake

“- Nick: I sound like some asshole, right?
- Michael: I tell you Nick, you're the only guy I go hunting with, you know. I like a guy with quick moves and speed. I'm not going to hunt with no assholes.”
Christopher Walken - Nick
Robert De Niro - Michael

“What about me? When is it ever Dwight's turn for some consideration? What about me? I'll tell you one thing: You'll remember me!”
Robert De Niro - Dwight

- Mike: You got laid last night?
- Wayne "Mad Dog" Dobie: I don't get laid, I make love.

David Caruso - Mike
Robert De Niro - Wayne "Mad Dog" Dobie

“- Carl Van Loon: Have you been talking to anyone?
- Eddie Morra: No, I haven't been talking to anybody, Carl. I'm not stupid.
- Carl Van Loon: I know you're not stupid, Eddie, but don't make the classic smart person's mistake thinking no one's smarter than you.”
Robert De Niro - Carl Van Loon
Bradley Cooper - Eddie Morra

“I'm bound for the promise land.”
Robert De Niro - Max Cady

“I lived outside the law, but only outlaws didn't judge me.”
Robert De Niro - Fred Blake

“I don't like to cause pain for no reason, because all my sadistic urges are satisfied when I cause pain for a good reason.”
Robert De Niro - Fred Blake

“Before I ever ran a casino or got myself blown up, Ace Rothstein was a hell of a handicapper, I can tell you that. I was so good that when I bet, I can change the odds for every bookmaker in the country. I'm serious. I had it down so cold that I was given paradise on earth. I was given one of the biggest casinos in Las Vegas to run: The Tangiers...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert De Niro - Sam "Ace" Rothstein

“The only thing is that the map, the map is not the territory.”
Robert De Niro - Sam

“Look what this fucking mutt did to my shoes.”

Robert De Niro - James Conway

“Every man... every man has to go through hell to reach paradise.”
Robert De Niro - Max Cady

“- Dr. Ben Sobel: Why do you have a girlfriend?
- Paul Vitti: I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
- Dr. Ben Sobel: Why can't you do them with your wife?
- Paul Vitti: That's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?”
Billy Crystal - Dr. Ben Sobel
Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti

“Big motherfucker. Little motherfucker. Which motherfucker do you want?”

Robert De Niro - Gil Renard

“- Rodrigo Mendoza: Leave me alone. You know what I am.
- Father Gabriel: Yes. You are a mercenary. You are a slave trader. And you killed your brother. I know. And you loved him... although you chose a strange way to show it.”
Robert De Niro - Rodrigo Mendoza
Jeremy Irons - Father Gabriel

“- Nick: Have you lost your fucking mind?
- Max: Yes, years ago!”
Robert De Niro - Nick Wells
Marlon Brando - Max

“- Max: Sit down, Noodles. Make yourself comfortable. I'm glad you accepted my invitation.
- Noodles: Well, I was curious. So many important people in one place...
- Max: Yes. Well, the rats usually desert a sinking ship. But in my case, they appear to be flocking on board.”
James Woods - Max
Robert De Niro - Noodles

“- Dr. Ben Sobel: Freud believed you're everyone in your dreams.
- Paul Vitti: Fuck Freud. After what you just told me, you know, I'm afraid to call my own mother on the phone!”
Billy Crystal - Dr. Ben Sobel
Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti

“I understand, I'm not your type, too many tattoos. Thing is, there isn't much to do in prison except desecrate your flesh.”
Robert De Niro - Max Cady

“- Hunter: He wanted me here to protect you. And you look like you needed protecting.
- Anne: From what?
- Hunter: You.”
Robert De Niro - Hunter
Yvonne Strahovski - Anne

“- Jack Walsh: Are you gonna propose to me?
- Joey: Propose?
- Jack Walsh: Propose! Because if you're not, quit starin' at me, ok?”
Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh
Robert Miranda - Joey

“- Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Why did you sleep with me?
- Sally: I was stupid.
- Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Well, girls have slept with me for less. There was this one girl slept with me, she thought I was Marv Albert. Because my haircut was different.”
Robert De Niro - Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen
Kim Basinger - Sally

“Nicky's methods of betting weren't scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go fuck themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle.”
Robert De Niro - Sam "Ace" Rothstein

“- Jack Byrnes: I'm watching you.
- Greg Focker: Yeah, well I have eyes too, so I'll be watching you... watching me.”
Robert De Niro - Jack Byrnes
Ben Stiller - Greg Focker