Robert Downey Jr. quotes
- From the movie: The Judge
“Everyone wants Atticus Finch until there's a dead hooker in a bathtub.”
- From the movie: Spider-Man: Homecoming
“Don’t do anything I would do, and definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There’s a little grey area there, and that’s where you operate.”
- From the movie: Avengers: Age of Ultron
“- Bruce Banner: Tony, this might not be the time.
- Tony Stark: Really? That's it? You just rollover, show your belly, every time somebody snarls?
- Bruce Banner: Only when I've created a murder bot.” - From the movie: The Judge
“Did you know 90% of the country believes in ghosts? less than a third in evolution? 35% can correctly identify Homer Simpson's fictional town in which he resides, less than 1% knows the name Thurgood Marshall. But... when you put 12 Americans together in a jury and you ask for justice? Something just South of brilliance happens. Often as not,...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Tropic Thunder
“I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!”
- La trovi in Reputation and Popularity
“One thing about how the media likes to show us at our worst is, you figure why be on best behavior all the time when all it takes is one slip-up?”
- From the movie: The Judge
“- Samantha Powell: Dammit, Hank. I loved you then and I love you now. I do. I love how you are simultaneously the most selfish and the most generous person I know. I love how you hate a bully while being one. But your constant second-guessing of others, that crystal-ball bullshit? That hyperverbal vocabulary-vomit thing that you do? I...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Tropic Thunder
“I'm just like a little boy, playin' with his dick when he's nervous.”
- From the movie: Iron Man 2
“I'm not saying Uncle Sam can kick back on a lawn chair, sipping on an iced tea, because I haven't come across anyone man enough to go toe to toe with me on my best day! It's not about me. It's not about you, either. It's about legacy, the legacy left behind for future generations. It's not about us!”
- From the movie: Tropic Thunder
Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man', look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump'. Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There".... (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Sherlock Holmes
“There's nothing more elusive than an obvious fact.”
- From the movie: Iron Man 3
“You experience things and then they're over, and you still can't explain them.”
- From the movie: Oppenheimer
“Genius is no guarantee of wisdom. ”
- From the movie: Avengers: Infinity War
“- Steve Rogers: Together.
- Tony Stark: We'll lose.
- Steve Rogers: Then we'll do that together, too.” - From the movie: Avengers: Infinity War
“- Dr. Stephen Strange: If we don't do our jobs...
- Tony Stark: What is your job, exactly, besides making balloon animals?
- Dr. Stephen Strange: Protecting your reality, douchebag.” - From the movie: Avengers: Infinity War
“- Tony Stark: You're from Earth?
- Peter Quill: I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri.
- Tony Stark: Yeah, that's on Earth, dipshit!” - From the movie: Avengers: Infinity War
- From the movie: Spider-Man: Homecoming
“If you’re nothing without that suit, then you shouldn’t have it.”
- From the movie: Spider-Man: Homecoming
“Can't you just be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?”
- From the movie: Avengers: Endgame
“No amount of money ever bought a second of time.”
- From the movie: Captain America: Civil War
- From the movie: The Judge
- From the movie: Captain America: Civil War
“Okay, anybody on our side hiding any shocking and fantastic abilities they'd like to disclose? I'm open to suggestions.”
- From the movie: Avengers: Age of Ultron
“- Tony Stark: What's the vibranium for?
- Ultron: [Sarcastic] I'm glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan...”
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