Ryan Reynolds movie quotes

“Only best buddies execute pedophiles together.”
Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool

“Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness.”
Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool

“Well you know what they say... birds of a feather flock to vagina.”
Ryan Reynolds - Monty

“- Matt Weston: Are you going to kill me?
- Tobin Frost: I only kill professionals.”

Ryan Reynolds - Matt Weston
Denzel Washington - Tobin Frost

“- Tobin Frost: I think you need to consider how your safe house was attacked in the first place. That house was a secure location. Whoever crashed it, they were invited. Someone told them, someone you know.
- Matt Weston: You're not gonna get in my head.
- Tobin Frost: I am already in your head.”
Denzel Washington - Tobin Frost
Ryan Reynolds - Matt Weston

“With women, it's always one of two things. Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's really no need to ever call them again. Or they do sleep with you... and then there's really no need to ever call them again.”
Ryan Reynolds - Monty

“- Matt Weston: You're a dead man.
- David Barlow: Yeah, a long time ago.”
Ryan Reynolds - Matt Weston
Brendan Gleeson - David Barlow

“- Matt Weston: I'm responsible for you.
- Tobin Frost: You're responsible for yourself.”

Ryan Reynolds - Matt Weston
Denzel Washington - Tobin Frost

“- Margaret Tate: Sweet Andrew.
- Andrew Paxton: I'm listening.
- Margaret Tate: Would you please, with cherries on top, marry me?
- Andrew Paxton: Ok. I don't appreciate the sarcasm, but I'll do it.”

Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate
Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton

“I spent thirty years trying to get away from the me that was you and, I'll tell you what, kid, I hate to say it, but you were the best part all along.”

Ryan Reynolds - Big Adam

“She’s renting space in my brain and she won’t move out.”
Ryan Reynolds - Guy

“Anyone who wears sunglasses are heroes.”
Ryan Reynolds - Guy

“Don’t have a good day, have a great day!”
Ryan Reynolds - Guy

“I was gonna carry you with me in my heart like an eternal flame you stupid complainer.”
Ryan Reynolds - Nolan Booth

“It doesn’t matter what you do; it only matters what they’ve think you’ve done.”
Ryan Reynolds - Nolan Booth

“Why are you wearing the hairnet? You’re bald.”
Ryan Reynolds - Nolan Booth

-Guy: Once upon a time, there was a beautiful tiger. She lived in a cave with the rest of her family. Her father and mother told her: "You may go anywhere you want, but never go near the cliff, for you could fall."
-Grug: And fall. Good story.
-Guy: But when no one was looking, she go near the cliff, for the closer she came to the edge, the... (continue)(continue reading)
Nicolas Cage - Grug
Ryan Reynolds - Guy

“Oh, this bed is so comfortable. Ah, nobody’s foot in my mouth. So much better.”
Ryan Reynolds - Guy

“- Locke: Can you believe that Game of Thrones' ending?
- Luke Hobbs: I didn't see it.
- Locke: You watched the shit of it, you dirty little liar!
- Luke Hobbs: What's the problem? You said there was a problem.
- Locke: My problem is that Jon Snow had sex with his aunt, then killed her, and nobody wants to talk about it!”
Ryan Reynolds - Locke
The Rock - Hobbs

“- Buck: According to the Kübler-Ross model, denial is just one of the five stages of grief.
- Wade Wilson: Jesus Christ, Buck. No more speaking lines for you.”
Randal Reeder - Buck
Ryan Reynolds - Wade Wilson

“- Negasonic Teenage Warhead: We're X-Men.
- Deadpool: No, you're X-People.
- Negasonic Teenage Warhead: You're X-hausting.
- Deadpool: I see what you did there. Puns.”
Brianna Hildebrand - Negasonic Teenage Warhead
Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool

“- Wade Wilson: Isn't that how it always works? Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father? And have consensual sex with their sister?
- Vanessa: I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie.
- Wade Wilson: No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her.
- Vanessa: Baby, that's Empire.”
Ryan Reynolds - Wade Wilson
Morena Baccarin - Vanessa

“- Firefist: What do you say we go fuck some shit up?
- Juggernaut: Let's Fuck Some Shit Up is my legal middle name.”
Julian Dennison - Firefist
Ryan Reynolds - Voice of Juggernaut

“- Wade Wilson: I loved her. I loved her like an ocean loves water.
- Weasel: An ocean is water.”
Ryan Reynolds - Wade Wilson
T.J. Miller - Weasel

“- Firefist: How do you know what I want?
- Deadpool: Because I've been inside you. That came out wrong. I've been inside your shoes, which is also off-putting.”
Julian Dennison - Firefist
Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool