Steve Buscemi movie quotes

“I watch the stock market channel all the time... I just watch because I suspect that anchor man of being an evil leprechaun... he can bullshit everybody else, but he ain't fooling me.”
Steve Buscemi - Crazy Eyes

“Every day's an adventure when I step out of my door. That's why I usually wear a hat and keep my head low.”
Steve Buscemi

“My real training as an actor was when I started doing theatre.”
Steve Buscemi

“This place is like Dr. Seuss's worst nightmare!”

Steve Buscemi - Rockhound

“- Enid: We need to find a place where you can go to meet women who share your interests.
- Seymour: Well, maybe I don't want to meet someone who shares my interests. I hate my interests.
- Enid: Yeah, yeah, just list your five main interests in order of importance.
- Seymour: Uh... I'd have to put traditional jazz, blues and then ragtime at the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Thora Birch - Enid
Steve Buscemi - Seymour

“- Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
- Joe Cabot: Because you're a faggot, alright?
- Mr. Pink: Why can't we pick our own colors?
- Joe Cabot: No way, no way. Tried it once, it doesn't work. You get four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black, but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink. Be...” (continue)(continue reading)
Steve Buscemi - Mr. Pink
Lawrence Tierney - Joe Cabot

“You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it?”
Steve Buscemi - Rockhound

“You two assholes, calm the fuck down! Hey, come on! What are we on a playground here? Am I the only professional? You're actin' like a bunch of fuckin' niggers man. Did you ever work with niggers? Just like you two, always saying they're gonna kill each other!”

Steve Buscemi - Mr. Pink

“Murray-Dennis!
Dracula-Dennisavich.
Mavis-He's not in his room.
Wayne-He's not by the pool.
Frankenstein-He's not in this pot of soup.”

Keegan-Michael Key - Murray
Adam Sandler - Dracula
Selena Gomez - Mavis
Steve Buscemi - Wayne
Kevin James - Frankenstein

“Hey, kids, reel it in! You're only supposed to make mom and dad miserable!”

Steve Buscemi - Wayne

“It's proven that second-hand smoke is carcin... you know, cancer related.”
Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter

“- Daytrader: You always resort to violence!
- Hound: I love violence!”
Steve Buscemi - Daytrader
John Goodman - Hound

“- Pierre Peders: I don't fuck celebrities.
- Katya: Well, I don't fuck nobodies.”
Steve Buscemi - Pierre Peders
Sienna Miller - Katya

“You have a choice; you can tell me where Earl Denton is, or you can tell it to the worms.”
Steve Buscemi - Mister Shhh

“I can't relate to 99% of humanity.”
Steve Buscemi - Seymour

“I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.”

Steve Buscemi - Mr. Pink

“- Enid: You know what we should do? We should just get in your car right now, and just drive off. Just find some totally new place and start a whole new life. Fuck everybody.
- Seymour: I'm... I'm not in any good condition to drive.
- Enid: I'm serious! I'm just so sick of everybody. Why can't I just do what I want?
- Seymour: What do you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Thora Birch - Enid
Steve Buscemi - Seymour

“These things are damn fast!
[to prove it, he punches the accelerator and collides with a tree]
I'm all right!”

Steve Buscemi - Crazy Eyes

“Shh. Do you hear that? It's the wind of change.”
Steve Buscemi - Randall

“- Gaear Grimsrud: Shut the fuck up! Or I'll throw you back in the trunk, you know?
- Carl Showalter: Jesus, that's more than I've heard you say all week.”

Peter Stormare - Gaear Grimsrud
Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter

“- Joe Cabot: Nobody's trading with anybody. This ain't a goddamn, fucking city council meeting, you know? Now listen up, Mr. Pink. There's two ways you can go on this job: my way or the highway. Now what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink?
- Mr. Pink: Jesus Christ, Joe, fucking forget about it. It's beneath me. I'm Mr. Pink. Let's move on.
- Joe Cabot:...” (continue)(continue reading)

Lawrence Tierney - Joe Cabot
Steve Buscemi - Mr. Pink

“- Tommy: I coulda been somebody, instead of just an ice cream truck driver, which is what I am, let's face it.
- Debbie: Who was that, Jerry Lewis?
- Tommy: Jerry Lewis? You thought that was Jerry Lewis?”

Steve Buscemi - Tommy
Chloë Sevigny - Debbie

“- Enid: You're a cool guy, Seymour!
- Seymour: If I'm so cool how come I haven't had a girlfriend in, like, four years? I can't even remember the last time a girl talked to me.
- Enid: I'm talking to you. You know, I bet there are tons of women who would go out with you in a minute. I know I could organize you a date in, like, two seconds.”
Thora Birch - Enid
Steve Buscemi - Seymour

“- Gwen Cummings: You don't honestly think I'm going to jail, do you?
- Cornell: No? For driving drunk, crashing into a house, knocking over a lawn jockey that could have been a four-year-old child?
- Gwen Cummings: Yeah, but it wasn't, it was a four-year-old lawn jockey.”
Sandra Bullock - Gwen Cummings
Steve Buscemi - Cornell

“Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?”
Steve Buscemi - Romero