Steve Carrell quotes
- From the movie: Date Night
- From the movie: Get Smart
“- Agent 99: Inside there's a pill, if captured it will cause death in nine seconds.
- Maxwell Smart: Great, but how exactly do I get them to take it?” - From the movie: Date Night
“- Phil Foster: No, no, no, no, no. I can't do this.
- Claire Foster: Yeah, you can. Because you are a beautiful and amazing man, and the father of my children, and you are gonna get in there and work that pole like a runaway.” - From the movie: The Big Short
“We live in an era of fraud in America. Not just in banking, but in government, education, religion, food, even baseball...”
- From the movie: Get Smart
“Big people feel pain, too.”
- From the movie: Get Smart
- From the movie: Despicable Me 2
“Just because everybody hates it doesn't mean it's not good.”
- From the movie: Date Night
- From the movie: Dan in Real Life
“There's rightness in our wrongness.”
- From the movie: Hope Springs
“- Dr. Feld: All right. This is good.
- Arnold: Good for you. The more we tear each other apart, the more money we have to pay you to put it back together.” - From the movie: Get Smart
- From the animation: Despicable Me
- From the movie: Dan in Real Life
“- Cara Burns: You don't have to worry because when it comes to sex, Marty is the one that wants to wait.
- Dan Burns: What part of that sentence is supposed to give me comfort?” - La trovi in Celebrities on other topics
“Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.”
- La trovi in Celebrities on other topics
“Sending a handwritten letter is becoming such an anomaly. It's disappearing.”
- La trovi in Relationships in Hollywood
“I don't like to get angry. It doesn't make me feel good. It is very human, but it's also a loss of control, and I like to have that kind of control.”
- From the animation: Despicable Me
“I went to kindergarten, I know how the alphabet works.”
- From the movie: Evan Almighty
“- Ark Reporter: What makes you think God chose you?
- Evan Baxter: He chose all of us.” - From the movie: Despicable Me 2
“- Gru: I'm a father now, with responsibilities, and a legitimate businessman. I'm developing a delicious line of jams and jellies.
- Silas: Jams and jellies?
- Gru: Oh, attitude. That's right! So thanks, but no thanks. And here's a tip: instead of tasing people and kidnapping them, maybe you should give them a call! Good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt.” - From the movie: Despicable Me 2
“- Gru: I have accepted a new job.
- Margo: Whoa. Really?
- Gru: Yes, I have been recruited by a top secret agency to go undercover and save the world.” - From the movie: Hope Springs
- From the movie: Evan Almighty
“I know. Everything you do, you do because you love me. Do me a favor; love me less!”
- From the movie: Date Night
“I say, we sit back and relax and enjoy a spread of their finest fruits of the sea.”
- From the movie: Get Smart
“I like to keep my ears open. It's amazing what you can learn listening to chatter.”
- From the movie: Little Miss Sunshine
“- Frank Ginsberg: Do you know who Marcel Proust is?
- Dwayne: He's the guy you teach.
- Frank Ginsberg: Yeah. French writer. Total loser. Never had a real job. Unrequited love affairs. Gay. Spent 20 years writing a book almost no one reads. But he's also probably the greatest writer since Shakespeare.”
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