Steve Carrell movie quotes

“Hey, Ron. I'm riding a furry tractor.”

Steve Carrell - Brick Tamland

“I believe you have underestimated me and the element of surprise.”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart

“I Iike to think of it...The metaphor of when you have a deviated septum and you can't breathe? You have to break the nose in order to fix it.”

Steve Carrell - Doctor Feld

“- Mooj: Life is about people. It's about connections.
- Andy: It's all about connections.
- Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.
- Andy: Yeah.
- Mooj: And butthole pleasures.”
Gerry Bednob - Mooj
Steve Carrell - Andy

“- Edith: Are these beds made out of bombs?
- Gru: Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn.
- Edith: Cool!”
Dana Gaier - Edith
Steve Carrell - Gru

“- Gru: Hello, Fred. FYI. Your dog has been leaving little bombs in my yard, and I do not appreciate it.
- Fred McDade: Oh you know dogs... they go where they want to go.
- Gru: Unless they're dead.”
Steve Carrell - Gru
Danny McBride - Fred McDade

“- Gru: Uh, question. What are these?
- Dr. Nefario: A dozen boogie robots. Boogie! Look at this! Watch me.
- Gru: Cookie robots! I said cookie robots! Ah, why... why are you so... old?”
Steve Carrell - Gru
Russell Brand - Dr. Nefario

“- Agent 99: You don't have a gun.
- Maxwell Smart: I did until you took it!
- Agent 99: Bang, you're dead!
- Maxwell Smart: No, I'm not.
- Agent 99: Bang, you're dead!
- Maxwell Smart: Stop shooting me.
- Agent 99: You are dead. Bang, bang, bang.”
Anne Hathaway - Agent 99
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart

“You know that feeling in your heart? When your heart is just pounding, like it's actually outside your ribs. Exposed, vulnerable, but wonderful and awful, and heartsick, and alive, all at the same time?”
Steve Carrell - Dan

“- Maxwell Smart: What happened here and what is that ungodly smell?
- Lloyd: Fear.”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart
Nate Torrence - Lloyd

“Is that your default setting? Do you just punch people in the face, willy-nilly? It's Tuesday, I'll punch Max in the face. Ooh, a box of kittens, time to punch Max in the face. Oh, I'm having some bread, time to punch Max in the face!”

Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart

“- Trish: Do you have protection?
- Andy: I don't like guns.”

Catherine Keener - Trish
Steve Carrell - Andy

“- Maxwell Smart: Oh great, I have gum on the bottom of my new shoes.
- Guy on the plane: He's trying to light his shoe! It's a shoe bomb! Get him!
- Maxwell Smart: No, it's gum.
- Lady on the plane: Gun? Lady on the plane: he's got a gun!
- Maxwell Smart: No... Guuummm.”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart

“Instead of telling our young people to plan ahead, we should tell them to plan to be surprised.”
Steve Carrell - Dan

“- Evan Baxter: I can't shave. Whenever I shave it just grows back!
- Marty: That's what happens when you shave. But then you shave again!”

Steve Carrell - Evan Baxter
John Michael Higgins - Marty

“- Mooj: It's okay not to have sex. Not eveybody's a pussy magnet. You, uh, what are you, 25?
- Andy: I'm 40.
- Mooj: Holy shit, man, you got to get on that!”
Gerry Bednob - Mooj
Steve Carrell - Andy

“He gets down to the end of his life, and he looks back and decides that all those years he suffered, those were the best years of his life, 'cause they made him who he was. All those years he was happy? You know, total waste. Didn't learn a thing.”

Steve Carrell - Frank Ginsberg

“- Maxwell Smart: Guys, you have to believe me I am not a double agent.
- Lloyd: We never thought you were.
- Bruce: Yeah, we love you, man.”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart
Nate Torrence - Lloyd
Masi Oka - Bruce

“- Marie: That's sweet.
- Dan Burns: How is that sweet?
- Marie: To be that certain, to feel that much love.”
Juliette Binoche - Marie
Steve Carrell - Dan

“- God: How do we change the world?
- Evan Baxter: One single act of random kindness at a time.”
Morgan Freeman - God
Steve Carrell - Evan Baxter

“- Edith: Hey, that one looks like me.
- Gru: What are you talking about? These are kittens! Any relation to persons living or dead is completely coincidental.”
Dana Gaier - Edith
Steve Carrell - Gru

“It's like my heart is a tooth, and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children.”
Steve Carrell - Gru

“- Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
- Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.”
Steve Carrell - Brick Tamland
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“- Evan Baxter: These birds had a big meal earlier.
- Rita: Want me to get my BB gun?”
Steve Carrell - Evan Baxter
Wanda Sykes - Rita

“- Maxwell Smart: Well, you were no help at all.
- Agent 99: How could I help? I'm just a woman with a dusty old uterus.
- Maxwell Smart: I never said dusty.”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart
Anne Hathaway - Agent 99