Steve Carrell movie quotes

“You know what? I will tell you, I love your country! No more communism, no rules of any kind, really. I'm filling my suitcase with steroids and art from ancient Mesopotamia, ran over an old woman yesterday, best vacation I ever had!”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart

“Life... is full of disappointments.”
Steve Carrell - Dan

“- Maxwell Smart: Are you flirting with me?
- Agent 99: Not at all. Are you flirting with me?
- Maxwell Smart: That depends. Is it working?”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart
Anne Hathaway - Agent 99

“Who am I kidding? I'm a middle aged man who's missed the train. You don't deserve this. I don't deserve you.”

Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart

“She had hands as big as Andre the Giant's, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.”

Steve Carrell - Andy

“- Grandpa Edwin Hoover: When you're young, you're crazy to do that shit.
- Frank Ginsberg: Well what about you?
- Grandpa Edwin Hoover: What about me? I'm old. When you're old you're crazy not to do it.”

Toni Collette - Sheryl Hoover
Steve Carrell - Frank Ginsberg
Alan Arkin - Grandpa Edwin Hoover

“- Marie: I'm looking for a book... something that can help me deal with what might be an awkward situation. Something funny might be nice and, uh, if it could surprise you, and at the same time make you think that what you thought wasn't only right. I'm looking to be swept up! And at the same time, not.
- Dan Burns: Well, you rarely find all...” (continue)(continue reading)
Juliette Binoche - Marie
Steve Carrell - Dan

“- Mitch Burns: I swear, the minute I saw her I felt like I was in the room with an angel.
- Dan Burns: This corn is like an angel.”

Dane Cook - Mitch
Steve Carrell - Dan

“- Andy: You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.
- David: What?”
Steve Carrell - Andy
Paul Rudd - David

- Cal: The problem most men have is they don't know how to talk to women.
- Andy: You know what my problem is? I am not interesting. What am I supposed to say? I went to magic camp? That I'm an accomplished ventriloquist? Oh, I am the Seventh Degree Imperial Yo-Yo Master. "Ooh, do me, Yo-Yo Master, I want you to do me cause you're the yo-yo guy!".
Seth Rogen - Cal
Steve Carrell - Andy

“- Beth: We could do it in the... butt, if you want.
- Andy: But if I want what?
- Beth: You know... butt!
- Andy: But... what?”
Elizabeth Banks - Beth
Steve Carrell - Andy

- David: Hey, did you ever see "School of Rock"?
- Andy: Yeah.
- David: Well, this is... it's called "School of…" you know...
- Andy: That's nice.
- David: But it stars Jack Black Cock.
- Andy: That makes sense.

Paul Rudd - David
Steve Carrell - Andy