Vince Vaughn quotes
- From the movie: Unfinished Business
- From the movie: Couple's Retreat
“You got a pose called yoga guy gets his ass kicked? Cause that's my favorite one.”
- From the movie: Mr. & Mrs. Smith
“- Eddie: This broad is not your wife, she's the enemy.
- John Smith: She tried to kill me.
- Eddie: They all try to kill you. Slowly, painfully, cripplingly, and then wham. They hurt you. How you going to handle it?” - From the movie: The Internship
“- Nick Campbell: Geez, Yo-Yo, did you get beat up a lot in school?
- Yo-Yo Santos: I was homeschooled by my mom.
- Billy McMahon: Did you get beat up a lot in homeschool?” - From the movie: Swingers
- From the movie: Swingers
“- Trent: Yeah, but you know what, Mike? You can make their heads bleed in this one.
- Mike: Make somebody's head bleed.
- Sue: No man, we're in the playoffs.” - From the movie: Fred Claus
- From the movie: Fred Claus
“The world is what you make it. And it all starts with what you make of yourself.”
- From the movie: Made
- From the movie: Anchorman 2
- From the movie: The Internship
“- Nick Campbell: Just when you think your day couldn't get any worse, it got worse.
- Billy McMahon: I feel like my day bent me over, put a ball in my mouth and fucked me bad.” - From the movie: The Internship
“- Billy McMahon: This reminds me of a little girl from a steel town who had the dream to dance. She had to strip down to nothing, she had to sit in that chair and arch her back and she reached up and pulled that chain to nowhere and doused herself with water!
- Stuart: Flashdance? You're talking about the movie from the '80's?
- Billy McMahon:...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Couple's Retreat
“You own a zebra, I own a goat, what the hell does that have to do with cheating on your wife?”
- From the movie: Unfinished Business
“- Dan Trunkman: Well you're the little guy taking on the big guy.
- Chuck Portnoy: You're going to go up against me and Dynamic Systems?
- Dan Trunkman: We're going to be hard to beat.” - From the movie: Fred Claus
“All that matters is that each of the kids get a toy. That they have something that they can open when they wake up in the morning. Most importantly, they all know there's somebody who's thinking about them.”
- From the movie: Be Cool
“Mad respect for not giving respect. I feel you.”
- From the movie: Be Cool
“Nice ass won't get you through your whole life. Once you turn thirty you better have a personality.”
- From the movie: Couple's Retreat
Look, if you want to go play "guess your disease", or "translate your tribal tattoo", go knock yourself out.
- From the movie: Unfinished Business
- From the movie: Fred Claus
“I can see it now. Sixteen thousand bags of Cheetos later, you'll wake up, you're thirty-five, you're overweight, you're crying about your life in front of the soaps. I just did you a favor.”
- From the movie: Wedding Crashers
- From the movie: Return to Paradise
“Should I beware of lawyers bearing gifts?”
- From the movie: The Lost World: Jurassic Park
“- Nick Van Owen: You looking for a problem?
- Dieter Stark: And I found you, didn't I?” - From the movie: The Internship
“I'm pretty terrific on the phones. I could sell prosciutto to a rabbi. And I have.”
- La trovi in Actors and Art
“As an artist, I can't be responsible for how people interpret material.”
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