Vince Vaughn movie quotes

“- White Goodman: Donde está la biblioteca, Pedro?
- Peter La Fleur: White?
- White Goodman: We're opening a new Globo Gym in Mexico City, so I've been boning up on my Spanish.”
Ben Stiller - White Goodman
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur

“Don't beat yourself up over this. It's not your fault. That's what old people do. They die.”

Vince Vaughn - Beanie

“I'm like a big fireworks show. I'm pretty bright. Like Lite Brite.”
Vince Vaughn - Lester Long

“- Gene: How many deals did you get?
- Pendelton 'Penny' Wise: Five
- Gene: Five? Today? You got in at 11:30.
- Pendelton 'Penny' Wise: It's not me, Gene, it's the gift. You can't fight that sort of thing - you can't fight the gift.”
Wallace Shawn - Gene
Vince Vaughn - Pendelton 'Penny' Wise

“- Trent: So, what'd you think of that Dorothy girl?
- Mike: The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on. Does that make me some kind of fag?”
Vince Vaughn - Trent
Jon Favreau - Mike

“- Jeremy Grey: Todd, I notice you haven't even touched your food yet.
- Todd Cleary: I don't eat meat or fish.
- Grandma Mary Cleary: He's a homo.”
Vince Vaughn - Jeremy Grey
Keir O'Donnell - Todd Cleary
Ellen Albertini Dow - Grandma Mary Cleary

“- White Goodman: My gym is worth more than four million dollars, your gym isn't even worth four. My gym has stockholders, your gym doesn't even have cup holders.
- Peter La Fleur: Why would I want cup holders?”
Ben Stiller - White Goodman
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur

“It is sad when a mother has to speak the words that condemn her own son. I can't allow them to think I would commit murder. They'll put him away now as I should have years ago. He was always bad and in the end he intended to tell them I killed those girls and that man, as if I could do anything but just sit and stare like one of his stuffed birds.”
Vince Vaughn - Norma Bates

“A son is a poor substitute for a lover.”
Vince Vaughn - Norman Bates

“- Mitch: I wasn't looking for a girl like that.
- Beanie: Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone.”
Luke Wilson - Mitch
Vince Vaughn - Beanie

“That's one way to deal with people...”

Vince Vaughn - Ricky

“You'd take 3 years from me but you wouldn't take my word.”
Vince Vaughn - John 'Sheriff' Volgecherev

“- Roland Tembo: Predators don't hunt when they're not hungry.
- Nick Van Owen: No, only humans do.”

Pete Postlethwaite - Roland Tembo
Vince Vaughn - Nick Van Owen

“- Trent: Yeah, two's enough not to look anxious. But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you...
- Mike: Yeah, but you know what, mabey I'll wait 3 weeks. How's that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number.”

Vince Vaughn - Trent
Jon Favreau - Mike