Vince Vaughn movie quotes

- Trent: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny". With this you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
- Sue: You're like a big bear, man.
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Vince Vaughn - Trent
Patrick Van Horn - Sue
Jon Favreau - Mike

“A friend in need is a pest.”
Vince Vaughn - Jeremy Grey

“- Dave: Do you have a cell phone I can use?
- Ronnie: Why?
- Dave: Someone's got to call God and let him know one of his angels are missing.”
Vince Vaughn - Dave
Malin Akerman - Ronnie

“We all go a little mad sometimes.”
Vince Vaughn - Norman Bates

“I think I must have one of those faces you can't help believing.”
Vince Vaughn - Norman Bates

“- John Beckwith: Why can't we hunt something cool like a hawk or an eagle, something with some talons?
- Jeremy Grey: That'd be awesome. We could get something like big game. Even like a gorilla or a rhinoceros or a fucking human being! That'll get you jacked up.”
Owen Wilson - John Beckwith
Vince Vaughn - Jeremy Grey

“Sometimes it hurts to grow.”
Vince Vaughn - Fred Claus

“Some people just need... need killing.”
Vince Vaughn - Lester Long

“The T-Rex exists on the planet for the first time in tens of millions of years and the only way you can express yourself is to kill it?”

Vince Vaughn - Nick Van Owen

“All the sudden you get a little extra money on the side, Uncle Sam's none the wiser for it.”
Vince Vaughn - Fred Claus

“We don't wanna talk, we wanna scream at people, but we don't wanna listen or solve problem and that's what's frustrating about the fucking dynamic of the group.”
Vince Vaughn - Ricky

“- Jeremy Grey: Wow. Mr. Environmental is also a hunter. That's got to be an interesting combination.
- Sack Lodge: I hunt quail, Jeremy. They're overpopulated in this region and they're decimating the grubworm population. You got a fucking problem with that?”
Vince Vaughn - Jeremy Grey
Bradley Cooper - Sack Lodge

“- Clyde: Where do you think you're going?
- Fred Claus: Delivering presents.
- Clyde: No you're not! Santa is the only one who can deliver the presents!
- Willie: No, only a Claus can deliver the presents, and that is a Claus.”
Kevin Spacey - Clyde
Vince Vaughn - Fred Claus
John Michael Higgins - Willie

“You push yourself and push yourself trying to achieve the impossible, because you know what that moment comes, everything you've done has prepared you for victory!”
Vince Vaughn - Gary Grobowski

“You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart. Way to work it through.”

Vince Vaughn - Beanie

“- Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
- Peter La Fleur: Probably not.
- Patches O'Houlihan: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
- Peter La Fleur: ...Okay.”
Rip Torn - Patches O'Houlihan
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur

“- Peter La Fleur: I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya... it feels phenomenal.
- Kate Veatch: Well I guess that makes sense, in a really sad way.”
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur
Christine Taylor - Kate Veatch

“- Peter La Fleur: Hang on a second. You wanna become a cheerleader to prove you are not a loser?
- Justin: Yeah. Why?
- Peter La Fleur: Nothing. High school's changed a bit since I was a kid.”
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur
Justin Long - Justin

“I live with my mom because I choose to. She's the only woman I've ever trusted.”
Vince Vaughn - Eddie

“It's not about doing the things you love, it's about doing things with the one you love!”
Vince Vaughn - Gary Grobowski

“- Caitlin Carlson: Am I just going to be another girlfriend waiting for a phone call?
- Pendelton 'Penny' Wise: No one said anything about phone calls.”
Julia Ormond - Caitlin Carlson
Vince Vaughn - Pendelton 'Penny' Wise

“- Kate Veatch: I'm not a banker, I'm a lawyer.
- Peter La Fleur: Really? What kind of law are you involved in, pretty eyes?
- Kate Veatch: Sexual harassment, mostly.”
Christine Taylor - Kate Veatch
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur

“- Fred Claus: Love's complicated.
- Willie: It hurts.”
Vince Vaughn - Fred Claus
John Michael Higgins - Willie

“- Jeremy Grey: I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.
- John Beckwith: Soft mattress?
- Jeremy Grey: Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room. One of those probably added to the lack of sleep.”
Vince Vaughn - Jeremy Grey
Owen Wilson - John Beckwith

“Fate has me highly skilled and loaded with talent.”
Vince Vaughn - Gary Grobowski