Will Ferrell movie quotes

“- Isabel Bigelow: I can't just walk back in there now.
- Jack Wyatt: Once you show up in a golf cart, believe me, all is forgiven. I've done it a lot of times.”

Nicole Kidman - Isabel Bigelow
Will Ferrell - Jack Wyatt

“Like... we see a picture of this young lady. But to the lady, are we just a picture of us? Did you ever think about that?”

Will Ferrell - Steve Butabi

“- Chip: Are you just going to let your sons talk to their grandfather like this?
- Ricky Bobby: Hell yes I am! They are winners! That is how winners talk!
- Carley Bobby: If we wanted two wussies, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman!”
Ted Manson - Chip
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby

- Ed Harken: A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team.
- Champ Kind: What in the hell's diversity?
- Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe "diversity" is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
Fred Willard - Ed Harken
David Koechner - Champ Kind
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“- Russell: We gotta roll, Mayo.
- Darnell: Who's Mayo?
- James: It's my gang name. It's short for Mayonnaise.”
T.I. - Russell
Kevin Hart - Darnell
Will Ferrell - James

“Life isn't a fairy tale, it's not a bunch of jumping rope and grabbing ass. It's complicated.”

Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

- Ron Burgundy: What cologne you gonna go with? "London Gentleman", or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. "Blackbeard's Delight".
- Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... it's called "Sex Panther" by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy
Paul Rudd - Brian Fantana

- Doug Butabi: [yelling at his dad] Are you seeing planes? Is your name Tattoo? Because I swear to God, you're living on "Fantasy Island".
- Steve Butabi: Man, that was a sweet show!
- Doug Butabi: Yeah it was, wasn't it?
Chris Kattan - Doug Butabi
Will Ferrell - Steve Butabi

“- Darnell Lewis: When you was at Harvard, did you ever get raped for failing a test?
- James King: I think that's more of a Yale thing.”
Kevin Hart - Darnell
Will Ferrell - James

“Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I want to thank you for this wonderful meal, my two beautiful son's, Walker and Texas Ranger, and my Red-Hot Smokin' Wife, Carley.”
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby

“- Jovie: I can sing, I just choose not to sing. Especially in front of other people.
- Buddy: If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There's no difference.”
Zooey Deschanel - Jovie
Will Ferrell - Buddy

“I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.”
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby

“- Martin: I built this company with my two own hands. Just me, that computer and an eight million dollar loan from my father.
- James King: You really did it all on your own.”
Craig T. Nelson - Martin
Will Ferrell - James

“- Isabel Bigelow: Guess what? I'm a witch!
- Jack Wyatt: Guess what? I'm a Clippers fan!”
Nicole Kidman - Isabel Bigelow
Will Ferrell - Jack Wyatt

“- Darnell Lewis: Go back to where you belong!
- James King: I don't know where I belong!
- Darnell Lewis: I know where you belong... you belong with me! [smiles at King]
- James King: [freaked out] I don't want that!”

Kevin Hart - Darnell
Will Ferrell - James

“- Brennan Huff: You know what? I still hate you, but you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.
- Dale Doback: Yeah, I got 'em from the 70's, 80's and 90's. It's like masturbating in a time machine.”
Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff
John C. Reilly - Dale Doback

“There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier.”
Will Ferrell

“Inappropriate behavior makes me laugh.”
Will Ferrell

“The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.”
Will Ferrell - Buddy

“- Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone.
- Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.”
Christina Applegate - Veronica Corningstone
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

Don't forget to buy "Mein Kampf" in paper back. Avaliable near you... at Borders Books... or Barnes and Noble... und Amazon.com

Will Ferrell - Franz Liebkind

“- Mary Katherine Gallagher: Yeah... uh, you want a glass of water or something?
- Jesus: No, I'm good. I'm God!
- Mary Katherine Gallagher: Oh. Right.”

Molly Shannon - Mary Katherine Gallagher
Will Ferrell - Jesus

“If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me...”

Will Ferrell - Chazz Michael Michaels

“At age 11, I audited my parents. Believe me, there were some discrepancies, and I was grounded.”
Will Ferrell - Allen Gamble

“Who the hell is Julius Caesar? You know I don't follow the NBA!”

Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy