Will Ferrell movie quotes

“- Ricky Bobby: Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, in your golden, fleece diapers, with your curled-up, fat, balled-up little fists pawin' at the air...
- Chip: He was a man! He had a beard!
- Ricky Bobby: I like the baby version the best, do you hear me?”
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby
Ted Manson - Chip

“I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.”
Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff

“- Roger Wesley: There are three things I love in this world: Kylie Minogue, small dimples just above a woman's buttocks...
- Allen Gamble: Beautiful features.
- Roger Wesley: And the fear in a man's eye when he know's I'm about to hurt him.”
Ray Stevenson - Roger Wesley
Will Ferrell - Allen Gamble

“- Harold Crick: You have to understand that this isn't a philosophy or a literary theory or a story to me. It's my life.
- Professor Jules Hilbert: Absolutely. So just go make it the one you've always wanted.”
Will Ferrell - Harold Crick
Dustin Hoffman - Professor Jules Hilbert

“I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food.”
Will Ferrell - Allen Gamble

“- Dale Doback: Why do you have Randy Jackson's autograph on a martial arts weapon?
- Brennan Huff: 'Cause I bumped into him and all I had on me was this samurai sword. And you're not gonna not get Randy Jackson's autograph, right?
- Dale Doback: I would've done the exact same thing.”
John C. Reilly - Dale Doback
Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff

“The Fuhrer wasn't a mousy little mama's boy! The Fuhrer was butch!”
Will Ferrell - Franz Liebkind

“- Austin: Who sent you?
- Mustafa: You have to kill me.
- Austin: Who sent you?
- Mustafa: Kiss my ass, Powers!
- Austin: Who sent you?
- Mustafa: Dr. Evil.
- Felicity Shagwell: That was easy. Why did you tell us?
- Mustafa: I can't stand to be asked the same question three times. It just irritates me.”
Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Will Ferrell - Mustafa
Heather Graham - Felicity Shagwell

“- Allen Gamble: Hey, what are you doing here?
- Terry Hoitz: I come here when I have lady troubles, which means I come here every night.”
Will Ferrell - Allen Gamble
Mark Wahlberg - Terry Hoitz

“- Jack Wyatt: Let's make love in a hot-air balloon - let's make love in a candy factory - let's make love in a petting zoo...
- Isabel Bigelow: I have to undo this...
- Jack Wyatt: Let's make love at Sea World on the back of a killer whale!”
Will Ferrell - Jack Wyatt
Nicole Kidman - Isabel Bigelow

“I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.”
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“- Derek: You mess with my nut, Brennan, Randy here is gonna eat your dick.
- Randy: Like Kobayashi. [makes eating noise]
- Derek: I've seen him do it.
- Brennan Huff: You've actually seen him eating a man's penis?
- Derek: It was in international waters, so they couldn't prosecute him. But I saw it.”
Adam Scott - Derek
Rob Riggle - Randy
Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff

“- Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
- Ron Burgundy: I'm pretty sure that's not love.
- Brian Fantana: Damn it.”

Paul Rudd - Brian Fantana
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

- Dale Doback: Why are you so sweaty?
- Brennan Huff: I was watching "Cops".
John C. Reilly - Dale Doback
Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff

“- Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
- Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
- Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!”
Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff
John C. Reilly - Dale Doback

“Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?”

Will Ferrell - Mugatu

“- Ricky Bobby: Nobody plays jazz at the Pit Stop!
- Jean Girard: Then why is the song on the jukebox?
- Bartender: We use it for profiling purposes. We also have the Pet Shop Boys and Seal.”
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby
Sacha Baron Cohen - Jean Girard
Danny Cox - Bartender

“- Gimbel's Santa: I think you're gonna have a good Christmas, all right.
- Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.”
Artie Lange - Gimbel's Santa
Will Ferrell - Buddy

“- Ron Burgundy: Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament?
- Brick Tamland: Um, no, no. Too many people died last year, so we're not gonna.”
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy
Paul Rudd - Brick Tamland

“I'm just a big hairy American winning machine.”
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby

“- Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
- Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.”
Steve Carrell - Brick Tamland
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“- Terry Hoitz: Your farts aren't manly.
- Allen Gamble: Are you serious?
- Terry Hoitz: They sound like a baby blowing out birthday candles.”
Mark Wahlberg - Terry Hoitz
Will Ferrell - Allen Gamble

“- Brennan Huff: I remember my first beer.
- Dale Doback: That's so funny, the first time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.”
Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff
John C. Reilly - Dale Doback

“I was never a member of the Nazi Party! I only followed orders. I had nothing to do with the war! I didn't even know there was a war on. We lived in the back, right across from Switzerland. All we heard was yodelling... yoodle le he hoo!”
Will Ferrell - Franz Liebkind

“I am angry. I'm like a large tornado of anger, swirling about.”
Will Ferrell - Phil Weston