Woody Harrelson movie quotes

“Let me give you some advice. Assume everyone will betray you. And you will never be disappointed.”
Woody Harrelson - Beckett

“You think I care about dentists?... I don't care about dentists... Nobody cares about dentists.”
Woody Harrelson - Willoughby

“Because through love comes calm, and through calm comes thought. And you need thought to detect stuff sometimes, Jason. It's kinda all you need. You don't even need a gun. And you definitely don't needhate. Hate never solved nothing, but calm did. And thought did. Try it. Try it just for a change.”
Woody Harrelson - Willoughby

“- Frank Hamer: You in good spirits?
- Maney Gault: Pretty polite way of asking if I’m drinking.”
Kevin Costner - Frank Hamer
Woody Harrelson - Maney Gault

“- Frank Hamer: How'd she fall in with an outlaw like Barrow?
- Deputy Ted Hinton: Bored to tears. Along come Clyde in a fine car, by the time she found out the car was stolen, she was already in love.
- Maney Gault: Ain't that romantic. I met my wife she was milking a prize Devon at the Oklahoma State Fair, I can't imagine anybody writing a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kevin Costner - Frank Hamer
Thomas Mann - Deputy Ted Hinton
Woody Harrelson - Maney Gault

“- Maney Gault: How many bullets you got in you?
- Frank Hamer: Sixteen, I think.
- Maney Gault: It might be good to have a doctor look at you sometime.
- Frank Hamer: It might be good to have a doctor look at you sometime.
- Maney Gault: I ain't got no bullets in me.
- Frank Hamer: Because I was covering you.”
Woody Harrelson - Maney Gault
Kevin Costner - Frank Hamer

“Used to be, you had to have talent to get published. Now you just have to shoot people.”

Woody Harrelson - Maney Gault

“- Maney Gault: You came all the way up to the house, what changed your mind?
- Frank Hamer: I don't know, maybe seeing you move like you're 85.
- Maney Gault: Well, that honest. Maybe a little too honest.”
Woody Harrelson - Maney Gault
Kevin Costner - Frank Hamer

“- Man who hires Wells: Just how dangerous is he?
- Carson Wells: Compared to what? The bubonic plague?”

Stephen Root - Man who hires Wells
Woody Harrelson - Carson Wells

“Wow. I actually was writing my own suicide note just now. I have 32 fleeting minutes of happiness during lunch, which has been eaten up again and again by the same especially badly dressed student, and I finally thought I would rather have the dark nothingness.”
Woody Harrelson - Mr. Bruner

“Life's about taking risks. Don't be afraid to put yourself out there.”
Woody Harrelson - Mr. Bruner

“- Nadine: Look I don't wanna take up a ton of your time, but I'm gonna kill myself. I just thought someone should know. I don't really know how this works. I'm probably gonna jump off an overpass in front of a semi, so... Or U-Haul, maybe, just not a bus. I'm not gonna be a dick and make people watch, but it has to be big; it's gotta be so big...” (continue)(continue reading)
Hailee Steinfeld - Nadine
Woody Harrelson - Mr. Bruner

“- Merritt McKinney: I'm just trying to create the space for wisdom.
- J. Daniel Atlas: Okay, so you're like Buddha, if he wasn't so enlightened.
- Merritt McKinney: And you're like Jesus, if he was arrogant and all of his miracles were fake.”
Woody Harrelson - Merritt McKinney
Jesse Eisenberg - J. Daniel Atlas

“- Nadine: Hey.
- Mr. Bruner: Busy.
- Nadine: I don't wanna take up a ton of your time, but I'm gonna kill myself. I just thought an adult should know.”
Hailee Steinfeld - Nadine
Woody Harrelson - Mr. Bruner

“- Stan Lloyd: It's okay to be happy to see me. Just because you're English doesn't mean you need to hide your emotions.
- Max Burdett: I'm Irish. We let people know how we feel. Now fuck off.”
Woody Harrelson - Stan Lloyd
Pierce Brosnan - Max Burdett

“- Mr. Bruner: Are you having a problem today, Nadine?
- Nadine: Several. I don't really have any friends at the moment.”
Woody Harrelson - Mr. Bruner
Hailee Steinfeld - Nadine

“I want you to know, I never hurt any good people.”

Woody Harrelson - Dave Brown

“- Dave Brown: Every shooting testimony contains inconsistencies. No man whoever shoots and kills another man is entirely cogent in the moment. No plan survives contact with the enemy.
- Joan Confrey: Did you learn that with the first man you killed?
- Dave Brown: I learned that serving my country as a non-electric pop-up target in an often...” (continue)(continue reading)
Woody Harrelson - Dave Brown
Sigourney Weaver - Joan Confrey

“- John Gage: I mean even beyond money, what would satisfy you completely? For you to sleep well at night?
- David Murphy: You're saying you're not satisfied?
- John Gage: Who is?”
Robert Redford - John Gage
Woody Harrelson - David Murphy

“- Roy: Don't tell me that you miss the USSR? I mean the USSR was a dark evil empire.
- Grinko: Maybe so. But then we were people living in the darkness, now we are people dying in the light. Which is better?”
Woody Harrelson - Roy
Ben Kingsley - Grinko

“The world is divided up between people who like to watch the sunset and those who don't.”
Woody Harrelson - Stan Lloyd

“- Larry Flynt: You believe God created man?
- Stills Photographer: Yeah.
- Larry Flynt: And God created woman?
- Stills Photographer: Yeah.
- Larry Flynt: Surely the same God created her vagina and who are you to defy God?”
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt
Stephen Dupree - Stills Photographer

“There are times when it is necessary to abandon our humanity to save humanity.”
Woody Harrelson - The Colonel

“- Tallahassee: My mama always told me someday I'd be good at something. Who'd a guessed that something'd be zombie-killing?
- Columbus: Probably nobody.”
Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee
Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus

“- Ethan Withal: Don't be naïve.
- Carter Page III: I'm not naïve... I'm superficial.”
Michael J. Reynolds - Ethan Withal
Woody Harrelson - Carter Page III