Woody Harrelson movie quotes

“- Columbus: You should actually limber up as well. Especially if we're going down that hill. It is very important.
- Tallahassee: I don't believe in it. You ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle?”
Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus
Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee

“- Roy: Hey, Herbie! How's life?
- Scranton Wino: Taking forever.”
Woody Harrelson - Roy Munson
Herbie Flynn - Scranton Wino

“I have had some illusions shattered... I thought we weren't an aggressor nation. I thought there was a separation between church and state. Hell, I even thought that the people elected the president.”
Woody Harrelson - Carter Page III

“- Haymitch Abernathy: They're not happy with you.
- Katniss Everdeen: Why, 'cause I didn't die?”
Woody Harrelson - Haymitch Abernathy
Jennifer Lawrence - Katniss Everdeen

“Bear in mind that I am not a racist. Fact is, I hate all people equally. And if it helps, I've slept with some of your people. You wanna be mad at someone, try J. Edgar Hoover. He was a racist. Or the Founding Fathers, all slave-owners.”

Woody Harrelson - Dave Brown

“I don't know how else to put this: Make sure they remember you.”
Woody Harrelson - Haymitch Abernathy

“You don't have to hate a man to completely destroy him.”
Woody Harrelson - Vince Boudreau

“- Judge Thomas Alva Mantke - L.A. Court: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
- Larry Flynt: No.
- Judge Thomas Alva Mantke - L.A. Court: No?
- Larry Flynt: Your honor, I'm an atheist. I can't very well, uh, swear to a God I don't believe exists.”
D'Army Bailey - Judge Thomas Alva Mantke - L.A. Court
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt

“- Roy: [competing with other passenger's tiger scar] Hey, look at this. A deer attacked me.
- Passenger: A deer?
- Roy: Yeah, a John Deer power mower!”
Woody Harrelson - Roy

“You are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. In this bar.”

Woody Harrelson - Dave Brown

“- Dave Brown: You wanna cuddle later?
- Barbara: I have a boyfriend.
- Dave Brown: Cheat on him.
- Barbara: Like you cheat on your taxes?”
Woody Harrelson - Dave Brown
Cynthia Nixon - Barbara

“- Katniss Everdeen: He made me look weak.
- Haymitch Abernathy: He made you look desirable, which, in your case, can't hurt, sweetheart.”

Jennifer Lawrence - Katniss Everdeen
Woody Harrelson - Haymitch Abernathy

“- Carson Wells: Do you have any idea how crazy you are?
- Anton Chigurh: You mean the nature of this conversation?
- Carson Wells: I mean the nature of you.”
Woody Harrelson - Carson Wells
Javier Bardem - Anton Chigurh

“Losing Diana is like losing a part of me. I thought nothing could change the way we felt about each other. I thought we were invincible.”

Woody Harrelson - David Murphy

“I don't cheat on my taxes, you can't cheat on something you never committed to.”
Woody Harrelson - Dave Brown

“I've been up the river, motherfucker, when you were still sucking on your mama's tit.”

Woody Harrelson - Dave Brown

“It's just murder. All God's creatures do it. You look in the forests and you see species killing other species, our species killing all species including the forests, and we just call it industry, not murder.”
Woody Harrelson - Mickey Knox

“- Lynn: You think I've forgotten that you cheated on me twice?
- Monix: I only cheated on you once. There just had to be two women.”
Maura Tierney - Lynn
Woody Harrelson - Monix

“- Merritt McKinney: When I first met you, I thought you were kind of a... dick.
- Henley Reeves: And?
- Merritt McKinney: No, no. That's it.
- J. Daniel Atlas: That's very nice. I'm touched.
- Merritt McKinney: Yeah, just from the heart.”
Woody Harrelson - Merritt McKinney
Isla Fisher - Henley Reeves

“- Roy: Thomas can raise a barn, but can he pick up a 7-10 split?
- Ishmael: God blessed my brother to be a good carpenter. It's okay.
- Roy: Yeah, well he blessed you, too, and I'll give you a hint what it is. It's round, has three holes, and you put your fingers into it.
- Ishmael: You leave Rebecca out of this.”
Woody Harrelson - Roy Munson
Randy Quaid - Ishmael

“To the men in Washington, the world is just a giant Monopoly board.”
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“The war against terrorism is terrorism.”
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“I think I've been an incredible example to my kids of what not to do.”
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“A grownup is a child with layers on.”
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“- Tallahassee: Wow, these fellas really let themselves go.
- Columbus: And they're so fat.”

Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee
Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus