Woody Harrelson movie quotes

“- Merritt McKinney: Do me a favor. Visualize your most adventurous sexual experience.
- Henley Reeves: Stay out of my head, you perv!
- Merritt McKinney: Well, no, if I stay out of your head, I'm never gonna get into your pants.”
Woody Harrelson - Merritt McKinney
Isla Fisher - Henley Reeves

“Okay, drop it!
[Deputy Sheriff Duncan Homolka drops a donut]
The gun, goddammit!”

Woody Harrelson - Mickey Knox

- Ishmael: Whatcha doin', Mr. Munson?
- Roy: Flossin'.
- Ishmael: Flossin? Where the hell did I get "Munson"?
- Roy: The name's Munson, what I'm doin' is flossin'.
Randy Quaid - Ishmael
Woody Harrelson - Roy Munson

- Sidney Deane: Billy, I have four words for you: "Listen to the Woman".
- Billy Hoyle: What the hell does that mean, "Listen to the woman"? I tried to listen to the woman and you're the one who talked me out of it.
- Sidney Deane: Wait a minute. I didn't talk you out of anything. I presented you with an option and you took it.
Wesley Snipes - Sidney Deane
Woody Harrelson - Billy Hoyle

“- Jackie Moon: Brought a secret weapon. It's going to make us look extra cool on Tv.
- Bee Bee Ellis: What the hell is that?
- Jackie Moon: It's eyeliner dummy. Now who's first? Monix?
- Monix: Oh yeah... let me get a fresh Maxi-Pad outta my purse.”
Will Ferrell - Jackie Moon
DeRay Davis - Bee Bee Ellis
Woody Harrelson - Monix

“This is the time to show them everything. There'll be a bow. Make sure you use it. Peeta, you make sure to show your strength.”

Woody Harrelson - Haymitch Abernathy

“You don't want to quit me, I'm your dream client: I'm the most fun, I'm rich, and I'm always in trouble.”

Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt

“- Larry Flynt: That's just the disguise for censorship. This country belongs to me just as much it belongs to you, if you don't like Hustler Magazine, don't read it.
- Simon Leis: I don't but what about our innocent children that gaze upon it in our grocery stores?
- Larry Flynt: If a kid gets caught drinking beer in a tavern, we don't ban...” (continue)(continue reading)
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt
James Carville - Simon Leis

“- Ernie McCracken: Oh, creepy! I'm sorry. You know, for the first couple years, I felt responsible. How you been otherwise?
- Roy: You know, in the last 17 years, a day hasn't gone by that I haven't thought about what I'd say to you if I ever ran into you again.
- Ernie McCracken: I bet!”

Bill Murray - Ernie McCracken
Woody Harrelson - Roy Munson

“- Peanut: Man, how'd your folks let you get like this?
- Krushinski: Are you kidding? He probably ate his folks!”

Rodney Hill - Peanut
Woody Harrelson - Krushinski

“If the First Amendment will protect a scumbag like me, it will protect all of you.”
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt

“It's fate, you know. Nobody can stop fate, nobody can.”
Woody Harrelson - Mickey Knox

“- Ishmael: Okay, you want to bowl for some big money, eh? But I'll lose my entire bonus check because I'm so bombed.
- McKnight Bowl Bartender: You get that way from ginger ale?
- Roy: Nah, he was sniffing glue in the parking lot.”
Randy Quaid - Ishmael
Sean Gildea - McKnight Bowl Bartender
Woody Harrelson - Roy Munson

“- Ishmael: Mr. Munson, you all right?
- Roy: Ish, uh, what happened in there?
- Ishmael: Well, I don't know. Um, I thought I played pretty good. Uh, he's just a little better than me, that's all.
- Roy: Pretty good, huh? 186. You lost to a club player! What - that's not supposed to happen! You're carrying a 270 average!
- Ishmael: Wh-wh-wh-what...” (continue)(continue reading)

Randy Quaid - Ishmael
Woody Harrelson - Roy Munson

“- Llewelyn Moss: What's this guy supposed to be, the ultimate badass?
- Carson Wells: No, I wouldn't describe him as that.
- Llewelyn Moss: How would you describe him?
- Carson Wells: I guess I would say he doesn't have a sense of humor. His name is Chigurh.”
Josh Brolin - Llewelyn Moss
Woody Harrelson - Carson Wells

“- Dr. Michael Reynolds: You have a television.
- Navajo woman: No. I get Good Morning America through smoke signals.”
Woody Harrelson - Dr. Michael Reynolds
Talisa Soto - Navajo Woman

“- Carson Wells: Buenos Dias. I'm guessing this isn't the future you had planned for yourself when you first clapped eyes on that money. Don't worry, I'm not the man who's after you.
- Llewelyn Moss: [in bed] I know that. I've seen him.
- Carson Wells: You've seen him, and you're not dead?”
Woody Harrelson - Carson Wells
Josh Brolin - Llewelyn Moss

“Who you calling a psycho?”

Woody Harrelson - Roy Munson

“- Judge Morrissey - Cincinnati Court: Do you have anything to say before I sentence you?
- Larry Flynt: Your honor, you have not made one intelligent decision during the course of this trial and I don't expect one now: knock yourself out.”
Larry Claxton Flynt Jr. - Judge Morrissey - Cincinnati Court
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt

“People who can relax, enjoy the sunset, hold hands at the end of the day... they're the happy ones.”
Woody Harrelson - Stan Lloyd

“- Columbus: Are you one of these guys that tries to one-up everybody else's story?
- Tallahassee: No. I knew a guy way worse at that than me.”
Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus
Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee

“- David Murphy: I guess there's limits to what money can buy.
- John Gage: Not many.
- Diana Murphy: Well, some things aren't for sale.
- John Gage: Such as?
- Diana Murphy: You can't buy people.”
Woody Harrelson - David Murphy
Robert Redford - John Gage
Demi Moore - Diana Murphy

“- Wayne Gale: What about your father? How did he die? You were only ten years old and there's a lot of speculation.
- Mickey Knox: I didn't kill my father and I don't want to talk about it!”
Robert Downey Jr. - Wayne Gale
Woody Harrelson - Mickey Knox

“- Radley: He's dead. Don't judge the dead.
- Carter Page III: Why not? They judge us, each and every day.”
Andres Williams - Radley
Woody Harrelson - Carter Page III

“I'll survive, because wherever you go, I'll be sure to follow.”

Woody Harrelson - Lou the Lamb