Woody Harrelson movie quotes

“I think the real obscenity comes from raising our youth to believe that sex is bad and ugly and dirty, and yet it is heroic to go spill guts and blood in the most ghastly manner in the name of humanity.”
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt

“I thought we were invincible. But now I know that the things that people in love do to each other, they remember. And if they stay together, it's not because they forget. It's because they forgive.”
Woody Harrelson - David Murphy

“I oughta move somewhere, where perverts are welcome.”
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt

“- Diana Murphy: Have I ever told you I love you?
- David Murphy: No.
- Diana Murphy: I do.
- David Murphy: Still?
- Diana Murphy: Always.”

Demi Moore - Diana Murphy
Woody Harrelson - David Murphy

“- Donald Patterson: Bad things tend to happen around you two. Some money got lost and I think you two can help me find it.
- Charlie: How so?
- Donald Patterson: You look for it!”
Robert Blake - Donald Patterson
Woody Harrelson - Charlie Robinson

“- Gloria: The money was mine to keep for both of us when Jeopardy called.
- Billy: Jeopardy is not going to call, when are you going to fuckin' wake up.
- Gloria: Jeopardy is going to call Billy, it is my destiny that I triumph magnificently on that show and I'll never do that if I have to wear this stupid hoochie-mama looking dress that you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rosie Perez - Gloria Clemente
Woody Harrelson - Billy Hoyle

“I got money, which gives me the power to shake up the system.”
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt

“- Wayne Gale: So tell me Mickey? Any regrets? I mean, three weeks, fifty people killed... not too cool Mickey.
- Mickey Knox: Fifty-two, but I don't a lot of time with regret. That's a wasted emotion.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Wayne Gale
Woody Harrelson - Mickey Knox

“If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one dick, they don't call him a bridge-builder, they call him a cocksucker.”
Woody Harrelson - Vince Boudreau

“- Roy: Just because you're familiar with the missionary position doesn't make you a missionary.
- Claudia: Look, Mr. Munster, you're not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across.
- Roy: Oh yeah? And who are you, Alfred Einstein?”
Woody Harrelson - Roy Munson
Vanessa Angel - Claudia

“- Dr. Michael Reynolds: Why don't you grow some pubic hair, junior?
- Brandon 'Blue' Monroe: I got pubic hair, asshole. It's the one place I got hair left.”
Woody Harrelson - Dr. Michael Reynolds
Jon Seda - Brandon 'Blue' Monroe

“- Cesar Dominguez: I thought we were not supposed to get laid for a couple of weeks before a fight.
- Vince Boudreau: Says who?
- Cesar Dominguez: Everybody knows that. You know, it's an energy thing...
- Vince Boudreau: All the great ones got laid before they fought! I mean, the more the better, man.”
Antonio Banderas - Cesar Dominguez
Woody Harrelson - Vince Boudreau

There's nothing more certain to ruin a beautiful relationship than marriage, as soon as you get that ring around the finger suddenly you have an "ownership situation", prior to that its friendly you're "kind" to each other as much as I love you I want a variety of different pussy.
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt

“- John: You ain't gonna hit him.
- Charlie: Why not?
- John: Because I am gonna hit him!”

Wesley Snipes - John
Woody Harrelson - Charlie Robinson

“You know, the only thing that kills the demon... is love.”
Woody Harrelson - Mickey Knox

“You know, one day when I was a kid my father ran off with a goat.”
Woody Harrelson - Lou the Lamb

“The words go together: champion and pussy. Champion, pussy. Just think about it. It's a natural.”
Woody Harrelson - Vince Boudreau

“- Diana Murphy: I would never do this for myself. It was all for you.
- David Murphy: Don't lie to me! You were attracted to him!”

Demi Moore - Diana Murphy
Woody Harrelson - David Murphy

“I tried writing again. Nothing came out that didn't sound bitter and cynical. And there's nothing worse than a writer who doesn't have anything to say.”
Woody Harrelson - Harry Barber

“Church music? It's too good for the Church. Jesus was too good for the Church, ya' ask me. You know, he shook things up. He was... he was an anarchist, ya' know? He, uh, he threw the money lenders outta the temple. First thing he's gonna do when he comes back is torch the Vatican!”
Woody Harrelson - Vince Boudreau

“- Roy: How about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the men's room? I mean, those are fun even when you're alone. We're talkin' the hula hoop of the nineties.
- Lancaster Bowl Manager: Look, I've told you. We don't need nuthin'. We don't even have a novelty machine in the men's room anymore.
- Roy: And you call...” (continue)(continue reading)
Woody Harrelson - Roy Munson
Googy Gress - Lancaster Bowl Manager

“Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.”
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt

“Eight million people buy it, and no one reads. Gentleman... Playboy is mocking you.”
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt

“- Mallory Knox: Wherever we go, whatever happens, Mickey, when I look up at the stars, I'll know you'll be lookin' up at the same ones.
- Mickey Knox: Same ones, baby.
- Mallory Knox: You make everyday feel like kindergarten.”
Juliette Lewis - Mallory Knox
Woody Harrelson - Mickey Knox

“- Roy: I know what you're thinking, but let me explain...
[Claudia kicks Roy in the crotch]
- Roy: [very softly] Mommy. You must have a really wide foot because you got both of them”
Woody Harrelson - Roy Munson