Ability quotes

“You're an animal, Duane. But I'm an animal too, and I know how to handle animals like you.”
Tina Louise Hilbert - Opal

“If you have a vagina and an attitude in this town, then that's a lethal combination.”
Sharon Stone

“- Kate Whitney: He doesn't want you to find him, you're not gonna find him.
- Seth Frank: You're saying what? He left town, he skipped the country? What?
- Kate Whitney: I'm saying, you won't recognize him. I'm saying, he could be right around the corner.”

Laura Linney - Kate Whitney
Ed Harris - Seth Frank

- Will Stanton: Even if I find the fifth sign, I have no idea how to find the sixth.
- Merriman Lyon: When I first saw you I thought, I thought, "No, a boy, not a warrior". I was wrong. You've come a long way, both as The Seeker and as Will Stanton. I believe in you, Will. You'll find what you need.
Alexander Ludwig - Will Stanton
Frances Conroy - Miss Greythorne

“You know, he don't have a straight angle in that whole god-damned porch, or the whole house for that matter. He is the worst damn carpenter.”

Ron White - Clyde Ledbetter

“That thing may be a bloody technological marvel, but I'll be damned to hell in my socks if it didn't fabricate the entire charade.”

Christopher Cary - Captain Montaine

“I may be young, captain, but I have spent three years in a climate of fearsome heat, with insects as big as rats and rats as big as cats! I can certainly deal with deck and down with fever!”

Lisa Pelikan - Sarah Hargrave

“- Fielding: I really could care less whether you like me or not, but you don't know a thing about me. I was with I.A. for two years, I'm field-rated in weapons and tactics, and speak three languages. Impressed?
- Walker: I'm blown away.
- Fielding: I read the Atwood file.
- Walker: You didn't mention you could read.”
Gloria Reuben - Fielding
Jean-Claude Van Damme - Walker

“- Danny Roman: You working?
- Chris Sabian: Sort of. I was negotiating a truce between my wife and daughter.
- Danny Roman: Then I'm proved to be easy by comparison.
- Chris Sabian: It wouldn't surprise me in the least.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Danny Roman
Kevin Spacey - Chris Sabian

Me? Why I'm The Cat in the Hat, there's no doubt about that. I'm a super fun-diferous feline, who's here to make sure that you're "meline”, ”keylime”, ”turpentine". I got nothing! I'm not so good with the rhyming, not really, no. Look, I'm a cat that can talk that should be enough for you people!
Mike Myers - The Cat

“Since that Neolithic moment when a horse was first haltered, their were those among men who understood this. They could see into the creatures soul and soothe the wounds they found there. The secrets muttered softly into troubled ears. These men were known as the whisperers.”
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Annie MacLean

“I'm a filmmaker. That's all I am, I don't know what else to do. What the hell do they think I'm gonna do? Blow all the bridges if the Red Army comes invading Manhattan?”
Robert De Niro - David Merrill

“I am the plumed serpent, I fly, and I crawl... I have fallen, but I shall rise again!”
Shelly Desai - Kahea

“- Topper Harley: I'm putty in your hands.
- Michelle Rodham Huddleston: In my hands, nothing turns to putty.”
Charlie Sheen - Topper Harley
Brenda Bakke - Michelle Rodham Huddleston

“- Louis Prima: Tell us all, we'd all like to know, why do you think you'd only hit .290?
- Ty Cobb: Well, I'm 72 fucking years old you ignorant son of a bitch.”

Eloy Casados - Louis Prima
Tommy Lee Jones - Ty Cobb

“Not being able to write is like not being able to screw.”
John Ritter - Zach

“- Mirror Man: That ain't donut jelly, so don't eat it.
[he applies the false fingerprint]
- Mirror Man: Your new fingerprints. Elvis is back.
- Donny Astricky: Damn...
- Mirror Man: Boy got skills, right?
- Donny Astricky: Yeah, you do. You're like a little ghetto Smurf.”

T.J. Cross - Mirror Man
Chi McBride - Donny Astricky

“- Rusty Ryan: It can't be done.
- Linus Caldwell: We don't have the manpower.
- Danny Ocean: Or the time.
- Rusty Ryan: Or a way in.”

Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan
Matt Damon - Linus Caldwell
George Clooney - Danny Ocean

“I've been trained to dismantle a bomb in the pitch black with nothing but a safety pin and a Junior Mint, I think I can get you in and out of some clothes without... looking. I'm not saying that's what I did.”
Tom Cruise - Roy Miller

“That mutt! Tracking a championship team in a blizzard!”

Big Al - Morse

“- Juno MacGuff: I'm not ready to be a mom.
- Mac MacGuff: Damn skippy you're not! You don't even remember to give Liberty Bell her breathing meds.
- Juno MacGuff: God, that was one time! And she did not die, if you recall.”
Ellen Page - Juno MacGuff
J. K. Simmons - Mac MacGuff

“- Jack Withrowe: Tell me to my face you don't love me.
- Page Conners: I don't love you.
- Jack Withrowe: Wow. More believable than I thought it would be.”
Jason Lee - Jack Withrowe
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Page Conners

“- Trish: Can you break one of those boards with your head?
- Han Sing: Sure.
- Trish: I'd have to see that.”
Aaliyah - Trish O'Day
Jet Li - Han Sing

“Don't ever let somebody tell you... You can't do something.”

Will Smith - Christopher Gardner

“- Master Boyd: Johnny, you are one of the best martial artists in the world, and I can help you prove it.
- Johnny Cage: Prove it? How?
- Master Boyd: A tournament, the tournament. It's held once a generation. The best fighters in the world are invited. You win the tournament, you win their respect. They'll tell the whole world, that you're the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Peter Jason - Master Boyd
Linden Ashby - Johnny Cage