Ability quotes

“You can't bounce the bounce if you can't even pronounce the bounce.”
Jim Cummings - Tigger

“He can cross the country in thirty days but can't find his horse backstage!”

J. K. Simmons - Buffalo Bill Cody

“You guys both got to stop perpetuating this myth that Boba Fett is some kind of bad-ass. All right? He has a jet pack. So did the Rocketeer. Really cool. When it comes time for battle, the man's Michael Bay - all style, no substance.”
Jay Baruchel - Windows

“You'll play your cards right and you'll never have to worry about money again.”
Edward Arnold - D.B. Norton

“Don't worry. I've done this before. Once.”
Robin Williams - Alan Parrish

“- Giselle: I'm surprised. You said you couldn't dance.
- Robert Philip: I said I didn't. I never said I couldn't.”

Amy Adams - Giselle
Patrick Dempsey - Robert Philip

“- Rogue: When they come out... does it hurt?
- Wolverine: Every time.”

Anna Paquin - Rogue
Hugh Jackman - Wolverine

“Some are good at hunting men, some are good at hunting money. Both have value for me.”
David Thewlis - King Einon

“You are important to a lot of people, Jeffrey. You think about that, and you think about them. I'm all out of heroes, man. Guys like you are in short supply.”

Al Pacino - Lowell Bergman

“- Snoop, The Sniffer Dog: I'm a sniffer, ya see. A fully qualified, triple-certificated sniffer.
- Babe: Oh.
- Snoop, The Sniffer Dog: It's all in the hooter, the schnoz, the olfactory instrument. You could be a sniffer with a schnoz like that.”
Bill Capizzi - Snoop, The Sniffer Dog
Elizabeth Daily - Babe

“- Desk Clerk: Can I help you?
- Kevin McCallister: A reservation for McCallister?
- Desk Clerk: A reservation for yourself?
- Kevin McCallister: Ma'am, my feet are hardly touching the ground. I'm barely able to look over the counter. How can I make a reservation for a hotel room? Think about it. A kid coming into a hotel, making a reservation? I...” (continue)(continue reading)

Dana Ivey - Desk Clerk
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“- Igby: You don't roll like, big rasta spliff joints, do you? Your joints are like salad joints, not like a big, sloppy, bleeding cheeseburger-that-you-rip-into-kind-of-a-joint joint.
- Sookie: I guess marijuana isn't a visceral experience for me. Sex is for me.”
Kieran Culkin - Igby
Claire Danes - Sookie

“- Harris: Harris. From Wheatley in Oxfordshire.
- Richard Sharpe: And previously?
- Harris: A courtier to my lord Bacchus and an unremitting debtor.
- Richard Sharpe: You're a rake and a wastrel, Harris. Is there anything you can do?
- Harris: I can read, sir.”
Jason Salkey - Harris
Sean Bean - Sharpe

“- Eddie: I've never in my life met an executive who could tie their shoes, much less rewire an entire building.
- Sara: There's always exceptions.
- Eddie: No. Come on, what's the truth?
- Sara: The truth is if we keep taking rights, we're going to have to end up where we started.”
Taye Diggs - Eddie
Ali Larter - Sara

“The hard part about playing chicken is knowin' when to flinch.”
Scott Glenn - Bart Mancuso

“- Stuart Hiller: Can you fix it?
- Morgan Hiller: Yeah, as soon as I learn how to walk on water, I'll get right on it, Dad.”

Matt Clark - Stuart Hiller
James Spader - Morgan Hiller

“- Kowalski: Only two passengers unaccounted for, Skipper.
- Skipper: That's a number I can live with! Good landing, boys! Who says a penguin can't fly?”
Chris Miller - Kowalski
Tom McGrath - Skipper

“- Manuela: They have a warehouse on Carioca Avenue.
- James Bond: I'd like to pay it a discreet visit tonight.
- Manuela: Tonight? I think you may find that a little difficult.
- James Bond: Difficult or not, it's something we have to do. And meanwhile, how do you kill five hours in Rio - if you don't Samba?”
Emily Bolton - Manuela
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

“- Mr. Snelgrove: What's the meaning of this, Peggy Sue?
- Peggy Sue: Well, Mr Snelgrove, I happen to know that in the future I will not have the slightest use for algebra, and I speak from experience.”

Ken Grantham - Mr. Snelgrove
Kathleen Turner - Peggy Sue

“- Charlie: Nice landing, Jake, that's a stiff cross wind.
- Jake Barnes: Any landing you can walk away from is a good one.”
Ben Cardinal - Charlie
Dirk Benedict - Jake Barnes

“- Mr. Wheat: What's your hurry, my brother?
- Dexter Reed: My hurry is it's now officially summer vacation and yet I'm still looking at you.
- Mr. Wheat: You're an amazing student. I mean, you sit there and get your test done first, and you were concentrating so hard I thought you were sleep.
- Dexter Reed: Next time make it more challenging.”
Sinbad - Mr. Wheat
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed

“- Ethel Hallow: You sure you know how to play Terror Tag?
- Mildred Hubble: Everyone knows how to play Terror Tag.
- Ethel Hallow: You're not everyone.”
Anna Kipling - Ethel Hallow
Fairuza Balk - Mildred Hubble

“When you marry a tour guide, confine his authority to mixing the drinks.”
Jeannetta Arnette - Silver Melville

“Have you guys ever tried to poop and brush your teeth at the same time? It's kind of hard.”
Justin Long - Junior

“- Lisabeth Hepburn-Saravian: You screwed Juan?
- To-Bel: The other one, eh, what's his name? Um, Frank. It was so degrading. I felt like some fabulous farm animal.”
Mary Woronov - Lisabeth Hepburn-Saravian
Arnetia Walker - To-Bel