Actors quotes
711 actors quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Being John Malkovich
“- Craig Schwartz: There's a tiny door in my office, Maxine. It's a portal and it takes you inside John Malkovich. You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes... and then after about 15 minutes, you're spit out... into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey Turnpike.
- Maxine Lund: Sounds great! Who the fuck is John Malkovich?
- Craig Schwartz...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Bowfinger
- From the movie: Billy Madison
- From the movie: Blazing Saddles
- From the movie: Soapdish
“Actors don't like to play coma. They feel it limits their range.”
- From the movie: This Is Spinal Tap
- Marty DiBergi: It's such an interesting concept, mixing mime and food.
- Morty the Mime: It's a kick isn't it? Well, I used to be an actor but I could never remember my lines, so I thought "just shut up", you know? Don't say nothing. And my father used to say the same thing to me every dinner time, he used to say to me "shut up and eat", so... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Rough Cut
“- Gillian Bromley: You can't be serious!
- Jack Rhodes: Why, I've never been more serious in my life.
- Gillian Bromley: Why are you imitating Tony Curtis?
- Jack Rhodes: I'm not imitating Tony Curtis, I'm imitating Cary Grant.
- Gillian Bromley: You're doing Tony Curtis doing Cary Grant...
- Jack Rhodes: Oh...
- Gillian Bromley: Cary Grant...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Galaxy Quest
- From the movie: Team America: World Police
“[Gary sees the limo] Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to get inside your limo and let you put your finger inside me. And if I go down on you, I get a movie part.”
- From the movie: Garbo Talks
“- Bernie Whitlock: What are you looking for? We're all looking for something.
- Gilbert Rolfe: You're not going to believe me. I'm looking for Greta Garbo.” - From the movie: Brown Sugar
“I'm not the Humphrey Bogart in this. I'm the Peter Lorre. I'm the sidekick character. You the Humphrey Bogart. You had your opening. You know what I'm saying? She wanted you to stop her from marrying the old dude, but you let it ride, you know? Same thing Bogey did, man.”
- From the movie: Last Action Hero
“- Danny Madigan: No. It's not possible!
- Jack Slater: What's not possible? The man is an artist. It's his best performance ever!
- Danny Madigan: But... that was you! You were in that movie!” - From the movie: My Favorite Year
“- K.C. Downing: Do you think there are funny people and not-funny people?
- Benjy Stone: Yes. Definitely. On the funny side there are the Marx Brothers, except Zeppo; the Ritz Brothers, no exceptions; both Laurel and Hardy; and Woody Woodpecker. On the unfunny side there's anybody who has ever played the accordion professionally.” - From the movie: Memories of Me
“Extras are the real Hollywood. You won't see their names above the title or below the title. We like to think of ourselves as behind the title.”
- From the movie: PCU
- From the movie: Stroker Ace
“- Stroker Ace: I thought all actors were egotistical hypochondriac sissies.
- Doc Seegle: Well, they are. But I like'em.” - From the movie: Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
- From the movie: Soapdish
“- Betsy Faye Sharon: She came in yesterday. I don't know who the hell she is. Her name is Naven, Maven, Slaven... Claven... there's no agent.
- David Barnes: Find her.
- Betsy Faye Sharon: Well, what if she can't act?
- Burton White: That never stopped us before!” - From the movie: A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
- From the movie: American Movie
There's no excuses, Paul. No one has ever, ever paid admission to see an excuse. No one has ever faced a black screen that says: "Well, if we had these set of circumstances, we would've shot this scene... so please forgive us and use your imagination." I've been to the movies hundreds of times. That's never occurred.
- From the movie: Tropic Thunder
- From the movie: Gosford Park
“- Morris Weissman: You're providing a lot of entertainment for nothing.
- Ivor Novello: Morris... I'm used to it.” - From the movie: Dinner at Eight
- From the movie: Get Over It
“I remember what the wonderful Bobby De Niro said to me. Well, not to me, I read it in an article.”
- From the movie: Galaxy Quest
“- Alexander Dane: I played Richard III.
- Fred Kwan: Five curtain calls...
- Alexander Dane: There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it. Now look at me. Look at me! I won't go out there and say that stupid line one more time.”
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