Actors quotes

“- Lori Craven: Hi. I'm Lori Craven and... I'm an actress.
- Betsy Faye Sharon: An actress! Really! How nice for you! I'm Betsy Faye Sharon and I'm a bitch. Now get out of here.”
Elisabeth Shue - Lori Craven
Carrie Fisher - Betsy Faye Sharon

“You guys are growing up so fast, I hardly recognize you anymore!”

Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Alan Swann: Stone... I'm afraid. I'm afraid. That's why I couldn't get out of the car to see my Tess, my child.
- Benjy Stone: Alan Swann, afraid? The Defender of the Crown? Captain from Tortuga? The Last Knight of the Round Table?
- Alan Swann: Those are movies, damn you! Look at me! I'm flesh and blood, life-size, no larger! I'm not that...” (continue)(continue reading)
Peter O'Toole - Alan Swann
Mark Linn-Baker - Benjy Stone

“The days before you'll go onstage you gotta look in the mirror and you gotta say your three S's: star, smile, strong!”
Woody Allen - Danny Rose

“- Maid: Do you think he's the murderer?
- Robert Parks: It's worse than that - he's an actor!”

Clive Owen - Robert Parks

“I did not fuck that pig Milton to get a leading role just to die here with second rate celebrities like you two!”
Emily Mortimer - Angelina Tyler

I've got to get that part in "Enchanted April". It's been my whole life! It's me. No one else can play that part! It belongs to me!
Andrea Leeds - Kay Hamilton

“I am an actress! Not a circus performer! I am going to New York City. Next time you see me I am going to be a big star! And you will still be shoveling manure!”
Kathleen York - Marie

“- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: They always want to cast their buddies. It doesn't even matter if they're right for the part.
- Orson Welles: Tell me about it. I'm supposed to do a thriller for Universal. They want Charlton Heston as a Mexican.”

Johnny Depp - Ed Wood
Vincent D'Onofrio - Orson Welles

Tony Nocholino, who plays, as you know, Latino cut-up "Scooter" on the new hit comedy series "What's the Difference?" airing between "Recycled Junk" starring Lisa Campbell and "Same Old Crap" featuring teen heartthrob Mark Swenson, all part of the great fall lineup on our network's "Who gives a rat's ass?" Thursdays.
Bob Costas - Bob Costas

“- Tanya Mousekewitz: Look mama, a singer... and an actor.
- Mama Mousekewitz: Tanya, stop that! You shouldn't stare at people less fortunate than yourself.”
Cathy Cavadini - Tanya Mousekewitz
Erica Yohn - Mama Mousekewitz

“- Heather Langenkamp: I'm hardly a star.
- Limo Driver: What, are you kidding? I love your stuff. The first was the best. Where the girlfriend's cut open and dragged across the ceiling. It was awesome. And when all that blood comes ouf your boyfriend's bed? I thought I'd shit. But they never should've killed off Freddy.”

Heather Langenkamp - Heather Langenkamp
Cully Fredricksen - Limo Driver

“This is the Cosby decade. America loves black people.”
C. Thomas Howell - Mark Watson

“Has there been another goddamn re-write? How the fuck are we supposed to learn our lines when there's a new script every 15 minutes?”
Jenny McCarthy - Sarah Darling

“- Barry Corman: You two clowns leave while I get into character.
- Michael Chapman: What character, all you got to do is swallow.”
David Krumholtz - Barry Corman
Michael J. Fox - Michael Chapman

“- Johnny Fontane: A month ago he bought the rights to this book, a best seller. The main character is a guy just like me. I wouldn't even have to act, just be myself. Oh, Godfather, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do...
[All of a sudden, Don Vito Corleone rises from his chair and gives Johnny Fontane a savage shake]
- Don Vito...” (continue)(continue reading)

Al Martino - Johnny Fontane
Marlon Brando - Don Vito Corleone

“How adorable. The actors are going to play war with me.”
Robin Sachs - Sarris

“- Bonnie: You look like Nick Lang
- Nick Lang: Really? Do you like Nick Lang?
- Bonnie: I used to when I was little. Now I like Mel Gibson.”
Christina Ricci - Bonnie
Michael J. Fox - Nick Lang

“- Charlie Chaplin: I'm auditioning for actresses who aren't actresses.
- Edna Purviance: Well, if you're on the lookout for untalented actresses who aren't actresses, then you couldn't do better than me. Worse than me.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin
Penelope Ann Miller - Edna Purviance

“- Philip Henslowe: I need actors! Those of you who are unknown will have a chance to be known!
- Tavern Patron: What about the money, Mr. Henslowe?
- Philip Henslowe: It won't cost you a penny! Ha ha ha ha!”
Geoffrey Rush - Philip Henslowe

“I saw her once, last summer, walking along the beach. She was wearing a big hat and sunglasses and a long flowing cape. Yeah, she was, she was walking along in a light rain, without an umbrella. I don't think anybody even knew who she was. Then, all of the sudden, she just, ahm, disappeared into a house and I never saw her again.”

Harvey Forbes Fierstein - Bernie Whitlock

“Bruce Lee ain't dead you know. They got him krytonized down in Chatsworth, he's jammed in a silo and he's frozen hard as a carp. And they're gonna melt him down as soon as the economy gets better.”
Gary Busey - Dell

“I cannot believe it. They get Tori Spelling to play Sid, and they cast Joe Blow Nobody to play me. At least you get David Schwimmer. I get the guy who drove the stagecoach for one episode of Dr. Quinn!”

Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks

“Making movies is the most wonderful thing in the world. Working with friends - entertaining people - yes, I suppose I miss it.”
Sir Ian McKellen - James Whale

“You know, a few minutes ago a reporter asked me what I thought and how I would describe the marriage between the soft drink King and the Queen of Hollywood. I told him I thought it was a hell of a match.”
Faye Dunaway - Joan Crawford