Actors quotes
711 actors quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Cheaper by the Dozen
“This is the moneymaker! I'm not that good of an actor! This is how I get the jobs, I know that.”
- From the movie: Stage Door
- From the movie: Delirious
“He's operating on people? He's an actor! Not even a good one!”
“There goes the famous good time that was had by all.”
- From the movie: Twentieth Century
“We're not people, we're lithographs. We don't know anything about love unless it's written and rehearsed. We're only real in between curtains.”
- From the movie: Vegas Vacation
“Oh My God! It's Wayne Newton! Can I be your bodyguard? I'd die for ya.”
- From the movie: Get Over It
“- Dennis Wallace: Who marries their high school girlfriend, anyway?
- Felix: And don't say Macaulay Culkin.” - From the movie: Hollywoodland
“An actor can't always act, sometimes he has to work.”
- From the movie: An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn
An actor, he says. And I think: "Certainly he is. This is LA. Everyone's an Actor".
- From the movie: Gorillas in the Mist
“- Dian Fossey: Why am I in this movie so much?
- Bob Campbell: You're the story. You're what people are interested in. The gorilla girl.” - From the movie: The Man Who Knew Too Little
- From the movie: Bowfinger
“Go call Arnold and Sly, and Jackie Chan and Van Damme, and tell them the spearchucker said hello!”
- From the movie: Hardware Wars
"Hardware Wars"! A spectacle light years ahead of its time! Starring: Fluke Starbucker, intergalactic boy wonder. Augie 'Ben' Doggie, venerable member of the Redeye Knights. Princess Anne-Droid, interstellar damsel in distress. Ham Salad, ace mercenary pilot and intergalactic wise guy. Darph Nader, villain.
- From the animation: Pinocchio
“I'd rather be smart than be an actor.”
- From the movie: Good Morning, Vietnam
- From the movie: Bowfinger
“We need a guy with a fabulous ass! And mine is the wrong color!”
- From the movie: The Parent Trap
“- Meredith Blake: Have you seen your father?
- Hallie: You talking to me?
- Meredith Blake: Who are you, Robert De Niro? Yes, I am talking to you.” - From the movie: Get Shorty
- Bo Catlett: It says here you're getting Martin Weir for the part of Lovejoy?
- Chili Palmer: That's right, we're getting Martin.
- Bo Catlett: Come on, how you gonna do that?
- Chili Palmer: I'm gonna take a gun, I'm gonna put it to his head, and say, "sign the fucking papers, Martin, or you're dead". That's it.
- Bo Catlett: I wonder, would... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Big Chill
“- Autograph Seeker: Are you J. T. Lancer?
- Sam: No, that's just a character I play. I'm Sam Weber.
- Autograph Seeker: Well, can I have your autograph, whoever you are?” - From the movie: An American Tail: Fievel Goes West
“Mom always wanted me to be on the stage.”
- From the movie: Orgazmo
“- Maxxx Orbison: They're the Assfuck Twins.
- Joe Young: Couldn't I call them the Naughty Twins or something?
- Maxxx Orbison: No, you couldn't just call them the Naughty Twins. They're the Assfuck Twins. Why would you call them The Naughty Twins when they get fucked in the ass all the time?” - From the movie: Breaking In
“- Mike Lafebb: So, you're an actress?
- Carrie aka Fontaine: Well, I'm an actress and a model.
- Mike Lafebb: Yeah? Done any movies?
- Carrie aka Fontaine: I'm not at the performance level just yet. I'm still developing my instrument.
- Mike Lafebb: Oh, so you're a musician too, huh?” - From the movie: The Man with Bogart's Face
“- Nicky: Don't I see you sometime on television in old movies?
- Sam Marlow: No, that's somebody else.
- Nicky: He sure looks like you.
- Sam Marlow: No, I look like him.” - From the movie: Fame
“Some performers can make love to the camera. I mean, Garbo did. Monroe did.”
- From the movie: The 40-Year-Old Virgin
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