Actors quotes

“We should have a plan. Angela Lansbury always had a plan.”
Sarah Michelle Gellar - Helen Shivers

“You can't leave now! There are people here. The press. Photographers. You're an actress now. You belong to them!”

Constance Collier - Miss Luther

“227 Lears... 227 performances of King Lear and I can't remember the first line.”
Albert Finney - Sir

“- Jack Gable: Laura is more than a body.
- Cable Man: Laura?
- Jack Gable: Laura Claybourne, she plays Rachel.
- Cable Man: Sorry, you must really follow this shit.
- Jack Gable: No, I write this shit.”

John Candy - Jack Gable
Mark Boone Junior - Cable Man

“- Loan Officer: This financial institution cannot endorse pornography.
- Buck Swope: Stop saying pornography! Why are you doing this to me? I am an actor. I am an actor.”

Don Amendolia - Loan Officer
Don Cheadle - Buck Swope

“- Lisa: Let me get this straight: is he an actor or isn't he?
- Abbie: Exactly.”
JoBeth Williams - Lisa
Billy Crystal - Abbie

“I never thought I should sink so low as to become an actor.”
John Barrymore - Oscar Jaffe

“What is the appeal of Joey Bishop? I mean the man's not funny. I know funny, and he's not funny. Don't get me wrong, he seems like a nice guy, but my father's a nice guy and he's not funny either.”
Robert Wuhl - Marty Lee Dreiwitz

“How can it be so cold in here? It's like Greenland in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this. I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum.”

Richard R. Grant - Withnail

“- Song Liling: Why in Beijing opera are woman's roles traditionally played by men?
- Comrade Chin: I don't know. Most probably a remnant of the reactionary and patriarchal social structure.
- Song Liling: No. It's because only a man knows how a woman is supposed to act.”
John Lone - Song Liling
Shizuko Hoshi - Comrade Chin

“- Oliver Jordan: International star returns to stage...
- Carlotta Vance: Never! I'll have my double chins in privacy.”
Lionel Barrymore - Oliver Jordan
Marie Dressler - Carlotta Vance