Age quotes

“- Lisle Von Rhoman: How old would you guess I am? C'mon, don't try to flatter me.
- Madeline Ashton: Thirty-eight?
[Lisle Von Rhoman glares at her]
- Madeline Ashton: Twenty-eight... no, twenty-three.”
Isabella Rossellini - Lisle Von Rhuman
Meryl Streep - Madeline Ashton

“- Mickey: Nothing you could tell me could put the slightest shadow on this evening.
- Ginny: I'm not 35. I'm 38. I'm 39.
- Mickey: Well, that's a very hot age for a woman. I'm a very lucky guy.”
Justin Timberlake - Mickey
Kate Winslet - Ginny

“- Ruben Castle: You're sixteen, that guy's thirty years old!
- Mackenzie Castle: So what? My mother was sixteen when she married you, right?
- Ruben Castle: So what?
- Mackenzie Castle: Yeah? So I like older men. They remind me of the father I never had.
- Ruben Castle: Yeah, yeah? Well, you got one now, kid.”
Robert Urich - Ruben Castle
Marin Kanter - Mackenzie Castle

“- David Lewis: She's ungracious, she's arrogant and this year she's going to gag on the taste of unmitigated defeat.
- Paul Wheeler: She's nine.”
Peter Gallagher - David Lewis
Bruce Altman - Paul Wheeler

“- Cinder: Ever been to fourth base?
- Ferris: I'm fifteen. No one goes to fourth base...
- Cinder: I hit a home run at fourteen. Well I guess some of us are women, and some of us are little girls.”
Krista Errickson - Cinder
Tatum O'Neal - Ferris

“- Willie: Joe, you really think this is gonna work?
- Joe: What does it matter? I feel like I'm 40 again.”

Lee Strasberg - Willie
George Burns - Joe

“- Cat: All rock stars are older now. Steven Tyler, David Bowie, Mick Jagger...
- Pete: Paul McCartney.
- Ronnie: Okay, stop it. Everybody that you are mentioning looks like an old woman now. You're just mentioning a bunch of Jessica Tandys. Keith Richards gets away with it, but that's because Keith Richards looked 70 when he was 40. And now that...” (continue)(continue reading)
Lena Dunham - Cat
Paul Rudd - Pete
Chris O'Dowd - Ronnie

“Oh, Mother you're so fifties.”

Ricki Lake - Tracy Turnblad

“- Joey Popchik: Age before beauty.
- Gloves Malloy: After you.”

Harry Hamlin - Joey Popchik

“- Spider-Man: Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?
- War Machine: Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?
- Iron Man: I don't know, I didn't carbon date him. He's on the young side.”
Tom Holland - Spider-Man
Don Cheadle - War Machine
Robert Downey Jr. - Iron Man

“I was a fourteen-year-old boy for thirty years.”
Mickey Rooney

- Paul Philips: Franny! Watch your mouth!
- Franny Philips: Daddy, you're such a prude!
- Paul Philips: I didn't say "shit" until I was eighteen years old... and no one thought I was retarded.

John Lithgow - Paul Philips
Trini Alvarado - Franny Philips

“There are other things important. You're a kid of nineteen. You're nineteen and I'm forty-sev... I'm almost forty.”
John Barrymore - Larry Renault

“- Norda: How old are you?
- Snails: Twenty-three. Yeah, I know I'm a little young for you, but what if I get my hands on an aging potion, huh? I'll sacrifice a couple of years for you.
- Norda: I'm two hundred and thirty-four.”
Kristen Wilson - Norda
Marlon Wayans - Snails

“The French are true romantics. They feel the only difference between a man of forty and one of seventy is thirty years of experience.”
Maurice Chevalier

“I suppose the only thing at 50 you can really start to look forward to is just total irresponsibility.”
Johnny Depp

“- Daniel Miller: Can't one of the neighbors drive the carpool? What about Mr. Kopek?
- Mrs. Miller: He's 88.
- Daniel Miller: So he'll drive real slow.
- Mrs. Miller: He's had three strokes.
- Daniel Miller: But never while driving.”
David Paymer - Daniel Miller
Stellina Rusich - Mrs. Miller

“- Spenser: How old do you think she is, anyway?
- Hawk: Middle aged, babe. She'll be dead by the time she's thirty.”
Robert Urich - Spenser
Avery Brooks - Hawk

Just recently I got asked to do a film where the guy was exactly the same age as me and they go, "No, she's too old."
Daryl Hannah

“- Seymore Shankland: Mary, you knew that the problem was incorrect, why didn't you say anything?
- Mary Adler: Frank says I'm not supposed to correct older people. Nobody like a smart-ass.”
Jon Sklaroff - Seymore Shankland
Mckenna Grace - Mary Adler

“- King Mongkut: You do not look sufficient of age for scientific teaching. How many years have you?
- Anna Leonowens: Enough to know that age and wisdom do not necessarily go hand in hand, Your Majesty.”
Chow Yun-Fat - King Mongkut
Jodie Foster - Anna

“You're not a real man until you're 27.”
Wes Bentley - James

“I was everything they wanted me to be. I was never more beautiful. Never more powerful. And then I turned 40 and they threw me away.”
Sharon Stone - Laurel Hedare

“- Miller: Are we too old to take handfuls of ecstasy and dance around in fur, with other people in fur?
- Casey: Yes. We're too old for all of those things.”
Miles Teller - Miller
Skylar Astin - Casey

"You look tired" means "you look old". And "you look rested" means "you've had collagen"..
Nathan Lane - Albert Goldman