Age quotes

“- Arthur Dent: I have to say, without the beard you look at least 80 years younger.
- Trillian: Well, maybe I'm de-evolving?
- Arthur Dent: Ha ha!
- Trillian: Ha ha!
- Arthur Dent: Well, I should inform you that I don't date single-celled organisms.”
Martin Freeman - Arthur Dent
Zooey Deschanel - Trillian

“- Charlotte: 25 years. It's impressive.
- Bob Harris: You sleep one-third of your life, that knocks out eight years of marriage right there. So you're down to 16 in change. You know you're just a teenager, at marriage, you can drive it but there's still the occasional accident.”
Scarlett Johansson - Charlotte
Bill Murray - Bob Harris

“- Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
- Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. How many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called fucking strategy, all right?”
Jonah Hill - Seth
Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Fogell

“How old do you have to be before you know the difference between right and wrong? Do you have to be eighteen? Do you have to be eighteen before you can bring yourself to own up to a lie? There are soldiers of eighteen-years-old enough to be left to die on the side of the road!”

James McAvoy - Robbie Turner

“- Bill 'The Butcher' Cutting: How old are you, Amsterdam?
- Amsterdam Vallon: I'm not sure, sir. I never did quite figure it.
- Bill 'The Butcher' Cutting: I'm forty-seven. Forty-seven years old. You know how I stayed alive this long? All these years? Fear. The spectacle of fearsome acts. Somebody steals from me, I cut off his hands. He offends...” (continue)(continue reading)
Daniel Day-Lewis - Bill 'The Butcher' Cutting
Leonardo DiCaprio - Amsterdam Vallon

“- Tibby: How old are you, anyway? 10?
- Bailey: I'm 12!
- Tibby: Same difference. - Bailey: No, when I was 10, I didn't have an iPod.
- Tibby: You're so cool. And what do you listen to on there, teletubbies hit parade?”
Amber Tamblyn - Tibby
Jenna Boyd - Bailey

“You know, it's like cavemen. I bet nobody ever had to remind them that they were alive. Every day they killed for food, or they starved, or they froze to death... but, I swear to God, I'm sure they laughed a lot better than most people today do.”
Renée Humphrey - Hillary

“- Lionel: Are there any other young women in the house?
- Cinderella's Stepmother: How young?
- Lionel: Younger than you.”
Jason Alexander - Lionel
Bernadette Peters - Cinderella's Stepmother

“- Anna Coleman: I'm old!
- Tess Coleman: I beg your pardon!
- Anna Coleman: I'm like the Cryptkeeper!”

Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman
Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman

“- Sidney Beynon: Have you any idea how many men in their mid-60s die every day?
- Ezra Lieberman: I try not to think about it.”
Denholm Elliott - Sidney Beynon
Laurence Olivier - Ezra Lieberman

“Man, I'm older than the Beatles, but I'm younger than the Rolling Stones!”
Bill Kerr - Major General

“I want to show the whole world that you don't need to be 15 and have the figure of boy to win a gold medal.”
Andrea Marcovicci - Alicia Rogov

“I found out, a long, long time ago, that I wanted to be my own true age and try and keep a young mind.”
Scatman Crothers - Mr. Bloom

“- Nell: A virgin, bona fide.
- Brothel Patron: How old is she?
- Nell: Do you want to put me in jail? She's just old enough. She's the finest delicacy New Orleans has to offer, and it's her wish that one of you gentleman be the first.”

Frances Faye - Nell
Stocker Fontelieu - Brothel Patron

“- Harry Palmer: Are you in charge of this operation?
- Nick: Yes.
- Harry Palmer: You're a bit young, aren't you?
- Nick: You don't worry about my youth, and I won't worry about your age.”
Sir Michael Caine - Harry Palmer
Jason Connery - Nick

“- Prince Caspian: I wish we could have had more time together.
- Susan Pevensie: We never would have worked, anyway.
- Prince Caspian: Why not?
- Susan Pevensie: Well, I am 1300 years older than you.”
Ben Barnes - Prince Caspian
Anna Popplewell - Susan Pevensie

“She's 17. I'm 42 and she's 17. I'm older than her father, can you believe that? I'm dating a girl, wherein, I can beat up her father.”
Woody Allen - Isaac

“- Rusty Duritz: When do I learn how to drive?
- Russ Duritz: When you're sixteen.
- Rusty Duritz: When do I get a car?
- Russ Duritz: When you're eighteen.
- Rusty Duritz: When do I get a hickey?
- Russ Duritz: When you're seventeen.
- Rusty Duritz: When do I find out what a hickey is?
- Russ Duritz: Not tonight.”
Spencer Breslin - Rusty Duritz
Bruce Willis - Russ Duritz

“Act your age, not your shoe size.”
Christina Ricci - Kate Flax

“How can you connect in an age where strangers, landlords, lovers, your own blood cells betray?”
Anthony Rapp - Mark Cohen

“- Bowfinger: I worry about our age difference.
- Daisy: But whose business is it really, if when I hit my sexual peak you'll be 70?”
Steve Martin - Bowfinger
Heather Graham - Daisy

“Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.”
Garson Kanin

“- Tracy Richards: How old are you?
- God: Who knows? After the first two million years, I stopped counting.”
Louanne - Tracy Richards
George Burns - God

“- Lord Caversham: You are 36.
- Lord Arthur Goring: Shh! Father! I only admit to 32.”
John Wood - Lord Caversham
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“An old man dies. A young woman lives. A fair trade.”
Bruce Willis - Hartigan