Age quotes

“- Andy: Can I help you fill up?
- Andy's Mom: Sure, I'll even let you drive.
- Andy: Really?
- Andy's Mom: Yeah, when you're 16.”

John Morris - Andy
Laurie Metcalf - Mrs. Davis

“- Huey: You read the whole encyclopedia?
- Genie: Cover to cover to cover... what's this? Baseball? Bowling ball? Cinderella's ball?
- Huey: No, it's a globe of the Earth.
- Genie: Get back. You mean the Earth isn't flat? I must have missed that part.
- Louie: Boy, he has been in that lamp for a long time!”
Russi Taylor - Huey
Rip Taylor - Genie
Russi Taylor - Louie

“You're 32 years old, and you've achieved nothing. Jesus Christ was dead and alive again by 33. You better get crackin'.”
George Clooney - Jim Byrd

“- Scarlett - Their Daughter: You're a conceited, blackhearted varmint Rhett Butler. I don't know why I let come and see me.
- Rhett Butler - Visitor from Charleston: I'll tell you why, Scarlett. Because I'm the only man over sixteen and under sixty who's around to show you a good time.”
Vivien Leigh - Scarlett - Their Daughter
Clark Gable - Rhett Butler - Visitor from Charleston

“35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained 35 for years.”
Dame Judi Dench - Lady Bracknell

“- Jack Twiller: Crutch, the weirdest thing just happened to me. This, this girl offered me hot sex for a dollar.
- Crutch Kane: Why didn't you come and get me?
- Jack Twiller: Crutch, she was just like, nine years old.
- Crutch Kane: So what? My cocker spaniel's only five.”
Chris Young - Jack Twiller
Keith Coogan - Crutch Kane

“- Brenda Morelli Cushman: When men know women are a certain age...
- Elise Elliot Atchison: Goodbye love.
- Brenda Morelli Cushman: Hello pop-tarts.”
Bette Midler - Brenda Morelli Cushman
Goldie Hawn - Elise Elliot Atchison

“- Arlene: I'm 35-years-old, Jon!
- Jon: You're not 35-years-old, I'm 40 and you're older than I am!
- Arlene: I'm 35! I got two obnoxious teenage boys and no husband. I have to compete with firm young women and only so much plastic surgery can do for me.”
Christine Ebersole - Arlene Aldrich
Tom Selleck - Jon Aldrich

“Kiss you? Maybe we should get some moisturizer first... or some medical supervision.”

Steve Guttenberg - Jack Crawford

“Why do men have to get better looking when they get older. Remind me to bring it up with the Equal Rights Commission.”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Hannah Warren

“- Rosemary Cross: Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me?
- Max Fischer: It crossed my mind that you might consider that a possibility.”
Olivia Williams - Rosemary Cross
Jason Schwartzman - Max Fischer

“- Roger Baron: You were my age when you defended that case.
- Eddie Dodd: I was never your age.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Roger Baron
James Woods - Eddie Dodd

“- Evans: There ya are, Dutchy, you're 21 again.
- Jake: I'm just now 19, Nort.
- Evans: Is that so.”

Zach Grenier - Mr. Evans
Tobey Maguire - Jake Roedel

“- Charlie: How old are you dad?
- Marshall: Younger than I used to be, kid.”
Fred Savage - Charlie
Judge Reinhold - Marshall

“We're in the 90s, mother. It's fancy jam time.”
Albert Brooks - John Henderson

“- Controller #1: What's a curl?
- Controller #2: Isn't that what the old Cape Cannaveral guys called a comet with an east-west trajectory?
- Controller #1: How would I know? I was in high school back then.
- Controller #2: You look old for your age.”
John Deszo Ratzenberger - Controller #1
Shane Rimmer - Controller #2

“- Billie Pike: How old are you?
- Willard Young: Ten. How old are you?
- Billie Pike: Nine. I thought you'd be bigger.
- Willard Young: Hey! Look who's talking, you midget. It just so happens I'm exactly the right size for my age.”
Thora Birch - Billie Pike
Elijah Wood - Willard Young

“- Kevin Flynn: She still leave her clothes all over the floor?
- Lora: Flynn!
- Alan Bradley: No!
- Lora: Alan!
- Alan Bradley: I mean, not that often.
- Lora: Now you can see why all his friends are 14 years old!”
Jeff Bridges - Kevin Flynn
Cindy Morgan - Lora
Bruce Boxleitner - Alan Bradley

“I'm sure that in 1985, plutonium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955, it's a little hard to come by.”
Michael J. Fox - Marty McFly

“As we neared the end of the twentieth century, the rich were richer, the poor, poorer. And people everywhere now had a lot less lint, thanks to the lint rollers made in my hometown. It was truly the dawn of a new era.”
Michael Francis Moore - Himself

“- Renfield: I thought you were having fun.
- Dracula: Fun? How would you like to go around looking like a head waiter for 700 years?”
Arte Johnson - Renfield
George Hamilton - Dracula

“- Sonny: You've had a hard day. Why don't you scrunch down in the bag?
- Hallie: I wish it were that easy. I don't sleep.
- Sonny: Ever? How old are you?”
Robert Redford - Sonny
Jane Seymour Fonda - Hallie

“- John Proctor: Go to bed, Mary.
- Mary Warren: I'll not be ordered to bed anymore, Mr. Proctor. I am 18 now and a woman... however single.”
Daniel Day-Lewis - John Proctor
Karron Graves - Mary Warren

“Every great century that produces art is, so far, an artificial century, and the work that seems the most natural and simple of its time is always the result of the most self-conscious effort.”
Eddie Izzard - Jerry Devine

“- Grace Pasic: How old are you?
- Lia: Twenty.
- Grace Pasic: Another five years and you're gonna be sucked out, fucked out, doped out, lookin' for a handout.
- Lia: Ah. But what a five years, huh?”
Lolita Davidovich - Grace Pasic
Lucy Liu - Lia