Age quotes

“- Lou the Beagle: I'm a secret agent.
- Ivy: An agent? Why, you're a little small for an agent. Shouldn't you be busy having fun?
- Lou the Beagle: I don't have time for fun.”
Tobey Maguire - Lou the Beagle
Susan Sarandon - Ivy

“There are only three ages for women in Hollywood - Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy.”
Goldie Hawn - Elise Elliot Atchison

“Iris has run out of single women to fix me up with as a dinner date, so she wracks her brain and comes up with this widow who's fifteen years older than me, overweight with rotten teeth... You know, it doesn't sound all that bad. I mean, I like a full-figured woman. Teeth you can always fix. And what does age matter if you've got a good...” (continue)(continue reading)
Charles Grodin - Warren

They're too old to play "Doctor" and too young to do anything else.

Beatrice Winde - Corine

“Go to bed. You have a geography test in the morning.”

Cher - Cher

“I'm twenty-seven-years-old, I've no money and no prospects. I'm already a burden to my parents and I'm frightened.”
Claudie Blakley - Charlotte Lucas

“- Becca: We need more learning about things!
- Charlie Hinton: More learning about things?
- Becca: Yes. We're at a very critical age. You have to feed our minds!”
Hailey Noelle Johnson - Becca
Eddie Murphy - Charlie Hinton

“- Bob Henry: What do you need the money for? Christ, I coulda got you the money. What the fuck d'you need money for? You're thirteen fucking years old.
- Joe Henry: Fourteen.
- Bob Henry: Well, you're not gonna see fifteen at this rate.”
Val Kilmer - Bob Henry
Noah Fleiss - Joe Henry

“The 90's are going to make the 60's look like the 50's.”
Dennis Hopper - Huey Walker

“- Roland T. Flakfizer: She looks like she's about fifteen.
- Lazlo: No, no, no.
- Roland T. Flakfizer: Okay, fourteen then. In fact I know she's fourteen, because I was dating her a year ago.”
John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer
John Savident - Edmund Lazlo

“- Charlie: Whoa, Dad! You're flying!
- Scott Calvin: It's okay, I'm used to it. I lived through the '60s.”
Eric Lloyd - Charlie
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin

“- Gus Portokalos: You better get married soon. You're starting to look... old!
- Toula Portokalos [narrating]: He's been telling me this ever since I was 15.”
Michael Constantine - Gus Portokalos
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos

“- Tony: God, that was so creepy!
- Mike: Wait, why are you smiling?
- Cynthia: I thought he was cute.
- Tony: Ugh, that's disgusting!
- Mike: You thought he was cute? Do you realize when he graduated we were like three years old?”

Anthony Rapp - Tony
Adam Goldberg - Mike
Marissa Ribisi - Cynthia

“He's just a kid. No older than my son.”

Tony Campisi - Train Passenger

“- Riker: Wow! Look at that!
- Zefram Cochran: Don't tell me you've never seen the moon before.
- Riker: It's just looks a lot different, that's all. There are 50 million people living on the moon in my time.”

Jonathan Frakes - William Riker
James Cromwell - Zefram Cochran

“Look at that - red, green, black! It's like having four pens in one! What an exciting time to be alive!”

Charles Durning - Louis Bamberger

“- Doris: You know, that's a sign of age, don't you?
- George Peters: What is?
- Doris: When you start worrying about the declining morality of the young.”
Ellen Burstyn - Doris
Alan Alda - George Peters

“When you are of age, you are free to fuck up your own life. But until that time I'm afraid it's my job!”

Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio - Donna De Angelo

“- Beth Mimms: Jim Younger, there are some things that a gentleman does not ask a lady!
- Bob Younger: Beth, when you're old enough to call yourself a lady, I'll keep that in mind.”
Amy Stryker - Beth Mimms
Robert Carradine - Bob Younger

“- Cynthia Hawkins: What's your name, Mr. Postman?
- Jules: Jules.
- Cynthia Hawkins: Jules! Jules is old for a young man. I thought the French were modern.
- Jules: My father was old-fashioned.
- Cynthia Hawkins: I'm kidding! Jules fits you so poorly that it fits you very well.”
Wilhelmenia Fernandez - Cynthia Hawkins
Frédéric Andréi - Jules

“Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate.”
John Cusack - Craig Schwartz

“- Kate: I'm going to be 17 tomorrow.
- Max: Wow, now you can read Seventeen magazine and get all the references.”
Cara Buono - Kate
Chris Eigeman - Max

“- Ascalante: Your bride is over 3,000 years old.
- Kull: She told me she was 19!”
Litefoot - Ascalante
Kevin Sorbo - Kull

“- Stella Payne: So how old are you anyway, young man?
- Winston Shakespeare: Well, I'll be 21 on my next birthday so I guess that makes me 20. And how old are you, young lady?
- Stella Payne: 40.
- Winston Shakespeare: No, truthfully.”
Angela Bassett - Stella Payne
Taye Diggs - Winston Shakespeare

“You're 40-years-old, you're four times as old as this girl, and you can't marry her, so you wait five years. By that time the little girl's 15 and you're 45. You're only three times as old as that little girl. So you wait 15 years and when the girl is 30, you're at 60. You're only twice as old as that little girl.”

Bud Abbott - Slicker Smith