Age quotes

“- Mooj: It's okay not to have sex. Not eveybody's a pussy magnet. You, uh, what are you, 25?
- Andy: I'm 40.
- Mooj: Holy shit, man, you got to get on that!”
Gerry Bednob - Mooj
Steve Carrell - Andy

“I think Gwen was mostly upset that I'd gotten married before her, seeing as how I was so much younger.”

Evan Rachel Wood - Harriet Frankovitz

“Age will flatten a man.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Ed Tom Bell

“- Jesse James: Drinking whiskey? You're too young to be drinking whiskey.
- Jim Younger: Not too young to shoot a man, not too young to drink whiskey!”

Colin Farrell - Jesse James
Gregory Smith - Jim Younger

“I lived with my mother until I was thirty-two.”
Dustin Hoffman - Chuck Clarke

“Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.”
George Burns

“- Coach Brakett: I'm long gone after this semester, anyway. And don't call me Coach anymore. Call me Roy. I'm only 23 for Christ sake.
- Tommy: You look much older.
- Coach Brakett: Why don't you go and sit on a snake, Turner.”
Boyd Gaines - Coach Brackett
Wyatt Knight - Tommy

“Twelve's the new twenty.”

Abigail Breslin - Little Rock

“Disco will never be over. It will always live in our minds and hearts. Something like this, that was this big, and this important, and this great, will never die. Oh, for a few years - maybe many years - it'll be considered passé and ridiculous. It will be misrepresented and caricatured and sneered at, or - worse - completely ignored. People...” (continue)(continue reading)
Matt Keeslar - Josh

“- Bobby: The birthday girl. You can't be thirty-five. You don't look a day over twenty.
- Dierdre: You're a liar Bobby, but I love you for it.”

Ben Affleck - Bobby Walker
Dana Eskelson - Dierdre

“This is Yzma, the emperor's advisor. Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth.”
David Spade - Kuzco

“- Officer Michaels: How old are you McLovin?
- Fogell: Old enough.
- Officer Slater: Old enough for what?
- Fogell: To party.”
Seth Rogen - Officer Michaels
Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Fogell
Bill Hader - Officer Slater

“I don't know how old you are, but you ain't getting any older.”
Corkey Ford - Gang Leader

“- Elise Elliot Atchison: You've always been jealous of me, even in college! Because I was blonde and beautiful, and could have any guy I wanted!
- Brenda Morelli Cushman: Could and did! All the senior class and half the faculty!
- Elise Elliot Atchison: It was the sixties.”
Goldie Hawn - Elise Elliot Atchison
Bette Midler - Brenda Morelli Cushman

“Policeman's bodies age at different rates. Look at me... I got a belly in its 50's, my balls are in their 60's and my feet are in their 80's.”
Lance Henriksen - Freddy Ross

“Old or young, we all make mistakes. And we have to learn that our actions, all of them, can carry serious consequences.”

Matthew Broderick - Jim McAllister

“- Francis Phelan: I don't think about it that much anymore. To tell you the truth, I'm over the hill.
- Rosskam: Over the hill? How old are you, 62?
- Francis Phelan: I'm not that old.
- Rosskam: 71 here. I don't go over no hills. Four, five times a night, I get it with the old woman, and in the daylight I go house to house, I get offers. I...” (continue)(continue reading)

Jack Nicholson - Francis Phelan
Hy Anzell - Rosskam

“- Eddie Bartlett: He can't be more than fifteen.
- George Hally: He'll never be sixteen.”

James Cagney - Eddie Bartlett
Humphrey Bogart - George Hally

“- Bob Gerson: How old are ya, Frank?
- Frank Corvin: Old enough to know your ass is in a sling.”
James Cromwell - Bob Gerson
Clint Eastwood - Frank Corvin

“Me, I'm mentally retarded. I'm still 11-years-old when it comes to the 4th of July, circuses and haunted castles.”
Bob Hope - Larry Lawrence

“One crowded hour of glorious life is worth an age without a name.”
Patrick Wilson - William Travis

“- Larry: Iris, how old are you?
- Iris: Thirty.
- Larry: And you've had six husbands?
- Iris: That's a lot, isn't it?
- Larry: No, no, not really. When you think about it, it's just one every five years.”
Steve Martin - Larry
Judith Ivey - Iris

“- George Bailey: How old are you anyway?
- Mary Hatch: 18.
- George Bailey: 18! Why it was only last year you were 17?”
James Stewart - George Bailey
Donna Reed - Mary Hatch

“- Stifler's Mom: I got some scotch.
- Finch: Single malt?
- Stifler's Mom: Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.”

Jennifer Coolidge - Stifler's Mom

“- Lily: I am such an idiot. It's so simple. The Borg hurt you, and now you're going to hurt them back!
- Picard: In my century, we don't succumb to revenge. We have a more evolved sensibility.”
Alfre Woodard - Lily
Sir Patrick Stewart - Jean-Luc Picard