Age quotes

“This is the '90s. You can't just walk up and slap a guy, you have to say something cool first.”
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“- Picard: Mr. Data, lay in a course for the 24th century. I suspect our future is there waiting for us.
- Data: Course laid in, sir.
- Picard: Make it so.”
Sir Patrick Stewart - Jean-Luc Picard
Brent Spiner - Data

Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, "What happened to my twenties?". Your forties, you grow a little pot belly, you grow another chin.
Billy Crystal - Mitch Robbins

- Ashley "Ash" J. Williams: So what's the deal? Can you send me back or not?
- Wiseman: Only the Necronomicon has the power. An unholy book which we also require. Within its pages are passages that can send you back to your time. Only you the promised one can quest for it.
- Ashley "Ash" J. Williams: I don't want your book, I don't want your... (continue)(continue reading)
Ian Abercrombie - Wiseman
Bruce Campbell - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams (Evil Dead series)

“- Andrew: Dulcy's cute, Maxwell. What is she? Twelve years old? Thirteen? What?
- Maxwell: She's twice that, Andrew! She's very experienced. She couldn't keep her hands off of me on the way up here.
- Andrew: Oh, Jesus, when are you gonna grow up? You're like one of those creatures in Greek mythology who's half-goat.
- Maxwell: You only live...” (continue)(continue reading)
Woody Allen - Andrew
Tony Roberts - Maxwell

“A lot of people don't dress their age.”
Sheila McCarthy - Gwenna Krupp

“- Christina: How old are you, Martin?
- Martin: Oh, I'm old.
- Christina: How old?
- Martin: Eighty four.”
Christine Forrest - Christina
John Amplas - Martin

In the old days, if you had to pee, you peed on a tree - with no "may" or "can". That's progress.
Armin Mueller-Stahl - Sam Krichinsky