Alien quotes

- Debbie Stone: We were up at "the top of the world" and we saw this shooting star and we decided to go look for it. But instead of finding the shooting star we saw this... this circus tent. And that's when we went inside, and that is when we saw those people in those... those pink, cotton candy cocoons. Dave, it was not a circus tent. It was... (continue)(continue reading)
Suzanne Snyder - Debbie Stone
John Allen Nelson - Dave Hansen
Grant Cramer - Mike Tobacco
John Vernon - Curtis Mooney

“- Thelonius: What have we here?
- Bob: Well, um, we're in a negotiation with this naked, pink individual.
- Zootie: He's of foreign extraction, your honor.
- Easy: Possibly even an alien.”

James Cosmo - Thelonius
Steven Alexander Wright - Bob
Glenne Headly - Zootie
Nathan Kress - Easy

“- Mike Nelson: I'm beginning to think they're not from around here.
- Tom Servo: No, I bet you they're English, or Canadian.”

Michael J. Nelson - Mike Nelson
Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo

“- Elliott: He needs to go home; he's calling his people. And I don't know where they are, but he needs to go home.
- Keys: Elliott, I don't think he was left here intentionally, but his being here is a miracle, Elliott. It's a miracle and you did the best that anybody could do. I'm glad he met you first.”

Henry Thomas - Elliott
Peter Coyote - Keys

“- Michael: Maybe he's some animal that wasn't supposed to live; kind of like those rabbits we saw. He could be a monkey or an orangutan.
- Elliott: A bald monkey?
- Gertie: Is he a pig? He sure eats like one.”

Robert MacNaughton - Michael
Henry Thomas - Elliott
Drew Barrymore - Gertie

They were a group of intergalactic refugees. Wanted to the use the earth as an apolitical zone for creatures without a planet. Did you ever seen the movie "Casablanca"? Same thing, except no Nazis. We agreed, and we concealed all the evidence of their landing.

Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

“I saw... its thoughts. I saw what they're planning to do. They're like locusts. They're moving from planet to planet... their whole civilization. After they've consumed every natural resource they move on... and we're next. Nuke 'em. Let's nuke the bastards.”

Bill Pullman - President Thomas J. Whitmore

“- Andrews: Let me see if I have this correct, Lieutenant - it's an 8-foot creature of some kind with acid for blood, and it arrived on your spaceship. It kills on sight, and is generally unpleasant. And of course, you expect me accept all this on your word.
- Ripley: No. I don't expect anything.”

Brian Glover - Andrews
Sigourney Weaver - Ripley

“- Riker: It is one of the pivotal moments in human history, Doctor. You get to make first contact with an alien race! And after you do... everything begins to change.
- Geordi: Your theories on warp drive allow fleets of starships to be built and mankind to start exploring the Galaxy.
- Troi: It unites humanity in a way no one ever thought...” (continue)(continue reading)

Jonathan Frakes - William Riker
LeVar Burton - Geordi
Marina Sirtis - Troi

“- Loren Lukas: Where are you from?
- Stuart Richards: Mars.
- Loren Lukas: Terrific, I never made it with a Martian before.”
Arnaldo Santana - Loren Lukas
Richard Cox - Stuart Richards

“- Ash: Ripley, for God's sake, this is the first time that we've encountered a species like this. It has to go back. All sorts of tests have to be made.
- Ripley: Ash, are you kidding? This thing bled acid. Who knows what it's gonna do when it's dead.
- Ash: I think it's safe to assume it isn't a zombie.”
Sir Ian Holm - Ash
Sigourney Weaver - Ripley (Alien)

“- Valerie: A ufo landed in my pool and they captured me but we made friends and I fed them pop-tarts and, um, they're here now, but Ted's coming home tonight so you've got to cut their hair.
- Owner of Beauty Shop: What did you say?
- Valerie: Oh, nothing. I'm on drugs.”
Geena Davis - Valerie

“- Greg: Well, did he?
- Elliott: He came back, but he's not a goblin. He's a spaceman.”

K.C. Martel - Greg
Henry Thomas - Elliott

“All right, kid, here's the deal. At any given time there are approximately 1500 aliens on the planet, most of them right here in Manhattan. And most of them are decent enough, they're just trying to make a living.”

Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

“In the mid-50s the government started an underfunded agency with the simple and laughable purpose of establishing contact with a race not of this planet. Everyone thought the agency was a joke, except the aliens who made contact March 1961, outside New York. There were nine of us that first night. Seven agents, one astronomer and one dumb kid...” (continue)(continue reading)

Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

- Aaron: That is crazy! That is horse shit! They will not kill us!
- Ripley: When they first heard about this thing, it was "crew expendable". The next time they sent in marines - they were expendable too. What makes you think they're gonna care about a bunch of lifers who found God at the ass-end of space? You really think they're gonna let you... (continue)(continue reading)

Ralph Brown - Aaron
Sigourney Weaver - Ripley