Alien quotes

“They've been planning this for a million years. They defeated the greatest power in the world in a couple days. Walked right over us. And these were only the first. They'll keep coming. This is not a war. This is an extermination.”
Tim Robbins - Harlan Ogilvy

“- Screen Voice #1: Look! An alien!
- Screen Voice #2: Yeah. We'd better have sex with each other.
[Sam McKenna discreetly looks at the screen]
- Mitch Weaver: Note to self: Sam just looked at the screen.”

Norm MacDonald - Mitch Weaver

“- Michelle Burroughs: Watch them fly... away.
- Kevin Pickford: Hey, you guys know what that song is about? Its about the aliens. We're the aliens man, we're the savages. We're the savages man.”
Milla Jovovich - Michelle
Shawn Andrews - Kevin Pickford

“Duty. A starship captain's life is filled with solemn duty. I have commanded men in battle. I have negotiated peace treaties between implacable enemies. I have represented the Federation in first contact with twenty-seven alien species. But none of this compares with my solemn duty today... as best man.”

Sir Patrick Stewart - Jean-Luc Picard

“- Kay: We are the best kept secret in the galaxy. We monitor, licence and police all alien activity on the Earth. We're your first, last, and only line of defense. We live in secret, we exist in shadow.
- Jay: And we dress in black.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay
Will Smith - Jay

“- Ira: If I was a giant nasty alien bird in a department store, where would I be?
- Harry: Lingerie.
- Ira: Not you, the bird.”
David Duchovny - Ira
Orlando Jones - Harry

“- Ripley: Just tell me one thing, Burke. You're going out there to destroy them, right? Not to study. Not to bring back. But to wipe them out.
- Burke: That's the plan. You have my word on it.
- Ripley: All right, I'm in.”

Sigourney Weaver - Ripley
Paul Reiser - Burke

“- David: I have a problem with this.
- Jude: Which part?
- David: The part where we're running around down here in the dark with that fucking thing chasing us.”

Pete Postlethwaite - David
Vincenzo Nicoli - Jude

“- Lem: If you guys go in costume, I'm pretending we never met.
- Eckle: Did you just say what I think you just said?
- Lem: I'm a planetarium professional now. I don't have time for kids' movies anymore.
- Skiff: Kids' movies? I suppose next you'll say aliens don't exist!”

Justin Long - Lem
Freddie Benedict - Eckle

“You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. And people'd be like, ...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jason Mewes - Jay

“Looks like love at first sight to me. Oh, he likes you, Burke!”

Michael Biehn - Corporal Hicks

“- Master Pain (Betty): That's right! The Evil Council are aliens!
- Chosen One: [speaker comes out of Council ship and plays French music] They're French.
- Master Pain (Betty): Ha, ha! Stinky pits and all, baby!”

Fei Lung - Master Pain (Betty)
Steve Oedekerk - Chosen One

“- Char: Why'd they leave?
- Zane Zaminski: They didn't leave.
- Char: How do you know?
- Zane Zaminski: Because we aren't dead yet.”

Teri Polo - Char
Charlie Sheen - Zane Zaminsky

“Howdy. Uh... how are you guys doing?”

Ed Harris - Bud Brigman

“- David Drumlin: One... there is intelligent life out there, but you'll never contact it in your lifetime, and two... two! There's nothing out there but noble gases and carbon compounds, and you're wasting your time. In the meantime, you won't be published, you won't be taken seriously and your career will be over before it's begun!
- Ellie...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Skerritt - David Drumlin
Jodie Foster - Eleanor Arroway

“- Nick Pirandello: We have been negotiating with men in UFOs for seven years. If we don't get to Washington by Friday, the whole deal will be off.
- Bob Wilson: Drive me home.
- Nick Pirandello: Bob, you said you were willing to listen!
- Bob Wilson: Negotiating with UFOs?
- Nick Pirandello: Yes! Space men ! Men from outer space! Alien beings!...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jim Belushi - Nick Pirandello
John Ritter - Bob Wilson

- SFC Cunningham: It's called "probing". It's a military procedure. You send in a reconnaissance group, very small... to check things out. Not to engage, but to evaluate the situation... evaluate the level of danger. Make sure things are all clear.
- Merrill Hess: Clear for what?
- SFC Cunningham: For the rest of them.

Ted Sutton - SFC Cunningham
Joaquin Phoenix - Merrill Hess

“No one would have believed that our world was being watched by intelligences greater than our own. As men busied themselves about their various concerns, they observed and studied, the way a man with a microscope might scrutinize the creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water.”
Morgan Freeman - Narration

“Whoever they are, they're as smart as God and a lot less nice.”

Angela Bassett - Dr. Kaela Evers

“- Ash: It's ad apted remarkably well to our atmosphere considering its nutritional requirements. The only thing we don't know about is temperature.
- Ripley: Okay, what about temperature? What happens if we change it?
- Ash: Let's try it. I mean most animals retreat from fire, yes?
- Dallas: Fire, yeah.”

Sir Ian Holm - Ash
Sigourney Weaver - Ripley (Alien)
Tom Skerritt - Dallas

“From the moment the invaders arrived, they were undone, destroyed by the tiniest creatures that God in his wisdom put upon this Earth. By the toll of a billion deaths, man had earned his immunity, his right to survive among this planet's infinite organisms. And that right is ours against all challenges. For neither do men live nor die in vain.”
Morgan Freeman - Narration

“- Derek: We've got a bunch of Extra-Terrestrial psychopaths on our hands, like a visit from a planet full of Charlie Mansons, they've started on something small, it's my guess they'll go onto something bigger next time, Christchurch, Wellington...
- Barry: Auckland?
- Derek: Yeah, well, that wouldn't be so bad.”
Sir Peter Jackson - Derek
Pete O'Herne - Barry

“There's a giant blow dryer in my pool.”

Geena Davis - Valerie

“- Professor Wagg: Grace says you have a big secret. What is it?
- The Doctor: I'm half human... On my mothers side.”
David Hurtubise - Professor Wagg
Paul McGann - The Doctor

“Self cleaning mutant. Leaves only the fresh scent of pine.”
Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo