Alien quotes

“- Dr. Stephen Arden: Have you found any other bodies?
- Xavier Fitch: No, we haven't not yet.
- Dan Smithson, Empath: You will. She's a predator. Her eyes are in front. Her eyes are in front so she can judge the distance to her prey.”

Alfred Molina - Dr. Stephen Arden
Ben Kingsley - Xavier Fitch
Forest Whitaker - Dan Smithson

“- Harry: It's flying away! Is that a bad thing?
- Ira: Only if you're a human being.”

Orlando Jones - Harry
David Duchovny - Ira

“I hope you're not gonna to take your skin off! 'Cause I really like skin on a woman!”

Steve Guttenberg - Jack Bonner

“- Harlan Griffith: There's no way you're telling me that thing back there is from Earth!
- Chris McCormick: All right! They're spiders from Mars! You happy?
- Harlan Griffith: No.”
Doug E. Doug - Harlan Griffith
David Arquette - Chris McCormick

“- Jay: You do know Elvis is dead, right?
- Kay: No, Elvis is not dead, he just went home.”

Will Smith - Jay
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

“- Guyver: Cori, I lied. The Zoanoids weren't the failed experiment. The Guyvers were. The aliens created the Guyvers to fight their wars for them. The humans rebelled. Out of control. The Guyver is nothing more than a weapon. I have no destiny.
- Cori: You made your own.”
David Hayter - Guyver
Kathy Christopherson - Cori

“Those are primes! 2,3,5,7, those are all prime numbers and there's no way that's a natural phenomenon!”

Jodie Foster - Eleanor Arroway

“- Gertie: Here he is.
- Mary: Here's who?
- Gertie: The man from the moon. But I think you've killed him already.”

Drew Barrymore - Gertie
Dee Wallace - Mary

“George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.”
Rory Cochrane - Slater

“- Luigi Mario: Aliens? We gotta deal with aliens too?
- Mario Mario: Luigi, we're the aliens.
- Luigi Mario: We are? Wow, cool.”

John Leguizamo - Luigi Mario
Bob Hoskins - Mario Mario

“- Ripley: There's a monster in your chest. These guys hijacked your ship, and they sold your cryo tube to this... human. And he put an alien inside of you. It's a really nasty one. And in a few hours it's gonna burst through your ribcage, and you're gonna die. Any questions?
- Purvis: Who are you?
- Ripley: I'm the monster's mother.”
Sigourney Weaver - Ripley
Leland Orser - Purvis

“- Stokely: I'm not putting that hack drug up my nose - it's so eighties!
- Zeke: Aliens are taking over the Earth. Weigh it!”
Clea DuVall - Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell
Josh Hartnett - Zeke Tyler

“- Michael: Did you explain school to him?
- Elliott: How do you explain school to higher intelligence?”

Robert MacNaughton - Michael
Henry Thomas - Elliott

“All of 'em probed me, uh, not all at once, you know, individually. Later on, years later, now, even still, uh, it's a funny thing, it happened on a Sunday and every Sunday about the time I was taken on board that ship I... find I have no feelings in my buttocks.”

David Cross - UFO Expert

“- Col. Colin Caine: She's not human she's an alien, she'll destroy you!
- Col. Tom Carlsen: She destroyed worlds...”
Peter Firth - Col. Colin Caine
Steve Railsback - Col. Tom Carlsen

“Searching for ETs in this political environment is a tough sell.”
Ron Silver - Phil Gordian

“I'm not some sort of friendly cartoon Genie. And that is not a bottle, it is a spacecraft. I'm of a highly evolved alien species. I don't do funny voices, I don't sing catchy songs and I do not posess a magic carpet for your big bloated behinds to float upon! I'm here to observe your species mating rituals. Ok, Dum-Dums?”

Alan Cumming - Gazoo

“- Guyver: The aliens created the Guyvers to fix their mistakes!
- Crane: You're the mistake. I'm the final product!”
David Hayter - Guyver
David Hayter - Crane

“Your spaceship is double-parked in my living room.”
Jeff Daniels - Tim O'Hara

“- Joe Hiatt: You know in almost every case, bright lights in the sky, no tracks, strange noises...
- Ruben Castle: UFOs, huh?
- Joe Hiatt: Look pal, if it's UFOs, it's bigger than all of us. That's like saying God did it. But if it's not UFOs...”
Paul Dooley - Joe Hiatt
Robert Urich - Ruben Castle

“- Uncle Martin: Martians use 100% of their brain while humans only use 10%.
- Tim O'Hara: No, we're smarter than that.
- Uncle Martin: Your astronauts pee in their spacesuits. Case closed.”
Chris Lloyd - Uncle Martin
Jeff Daniels - Tim O'Hara

“That could have been your head David.”

Paul Reubens - Max

“The universe is a pretty big place. It's bigger than anything anyone has ever dreamed of before. So if it's just us... seems like an awful waste of space. Right?”

Jodie Foster - Eleanor Arroway

“- Alien Abductee: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with a writer being here.
- Dr. Janet Duffy: Whitley's not here because he's a writer, he's here for the same reason you are.”
Madeleine Mora - Alien Abductee
Frances Sternhagen - Dr. Janet Duffy

“Just call Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig, paranormalists at large. Spooks spooked, goblins gobbled, UFOs K.O.ed, aliens alienated, vampires evaporated, and monsters remonstrated.”
Mel Blanc - Daffy Duck