Alien quotes

The key meeting took place on July the 3rd, 1958, when the Air Force brought the space visitor to the White House for an interview with President Eisenhower. And Ike said, "hey look, give us your technology, we'll give you all the cow lips you want.".
Dan Aykroyd - Mother

“There are four hundred billion stars out there, just in our galaxy alone. If only one out of a million of those had planets, and just of out of a million of those had life, and just one out of a million of those had intelligent life; there would be literally millions of civilizations out there.”
Jodie Foster - Eleanor Arroway

“- Dr. Laura Baker: Should I leave a message?
- Preston Lennox: Yeah. Tell him he's about to copulate with a creature from outer space.”

Marg Helgenberger - Dr. Laura Baker
Michael Madsen - Preston Lennox

“So you're from outer space? I hear the surfing is choice.”

Jason Scott Lee - David Kawena

“- Candy Pink: Okay you guys, what's the plan for tonight?
- Valerie: Whoa, Candy, reality check. We can't go out with these guys, they're aliens!
- Candy Pink: So? They can still be dates!”
Julie Brown - Candy Pink
Geena Davis - Valerie

“I've just been down the gullet of an interstellar cockroach. That's one of a hundred memories I don't want.”

Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

“- Private Hudson: Maybe it's like an ant-hive?
- Private Vasquez: Bees, man. Bees have hives!”

Bill Paxton - Private Hudson
Jenette Goldstein - Private Vasquez

“- Ira: Hey, cool. Snag one.
- Harry: Snag one?
- Ira: Yeah, snag one and put it in the bucket.
- Harry: I've seen this movie, the black dude dies first. You snag it.”

David Duchovny - Ira
Orlando Jones - Harry

“The Martians love Kuato. They think he's fucking George Washington.”
Marc Alaimo - Everett

“- Bad Alien: I come in peace.
- Det. Jack Caine: And you go in pieces, asshole.”
Matthias Hues - Bad Alien - Talec
Dolph Lundgren - Det. Jack Caine

“- Cassandra: Tell me the truth. Have you ever... made it with one of us?
- Matthew Sykes: No... unless I got drunk and somebody didn't tell me.
- Cassandra: Mmm. A virgin! I find that very arousing. You sure you haven't?
- Matthew Sykes: Um... there's lots of things I haven't done; that's not real high on my list. No... you know... don't take it...” (continue)(continue reading)

Leslie Bevis - Cassandra
James Caan - Matthew Sykes

“- Harry: Whoa, Doc! Don't take the leg! Ira, don't let them take my leg.
- Ira: Isn't there anything else you can do? He thinks he's an athlete.
- Nurse Tate: Doctor, look!
- Dr. Paulson: It's headed for his testicles.
- Harry: Take it! Take it! Take the leg!”

Orlando Jones - Harry
David Duchovny - Ira
Wendy Braun - Nurse Tate
Wayne Duvall - Dr. Paulson

“- David Freeman: What's this?
- Max: A very unpleasant creature.
- David Freeman: What's his problem?
- Max: He has a cold.”

Joey Cramer - David Freeman
Paul Reubens - Max

“- Michael: You know how they say there are alligators in the sewers?
- Gertie: Alligators in the sewers.
- Mary: All we're trying to say is, maybe you just probably imagined it. It happened...
- Elliott: I couldn't have imagined it!
- Michael: Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something.”

Robert MacNaughton - Michael
Drew Barrymore - Gertie
Dee Wallace - Mary
Henry Thomas - Elliott

“- Coleye: This is similar to the Martian incident of 1963.
- Armitan: Careful, stupid. Not only is that incident classified, it never happened!”
Wallace Shawn - Coleye
Ray Walston - Armitan

“- Frank the Pug: Listen, partner. I may look like a dog, but I only play one here on Earth.
- Jay: OK, wipe your mouth.”
Tim Blaney - Frank the Pug
Will Smith - Jay

“You ever fuck a mutant?”
Mel Johnson Jr. - Benny

- Captain Harold C. Barnes: If this translation is right this alien sounds like an idiot.
- Dr. Elizabeth "Beth" Halperin: That's something to consider a stupid alien. Well, they must have them.
Peter Coyote - Captain Harold C. Barnes
Sharon Stone - Dr. Elizabeth "Beth" Halperin

“What do I want to do? I want to blow a hole in your head and donate your organs to science, but I've got a few questions first.”

Charlie Sheen - Zane Zaminsky

“I would never take advantage of a sexually immature species.”
Persis Khambatta - Ilia

“Guys, before we start the tape, one more thing - what's up with anal probing? I mean, do they really come billions of light years just to...”

David Cross - Newton

“- Elliott: Look, you can't tell. Not even Mom.
- Gertie: Why not?
- Elliott: Because grown-ups can't see him. Only little kids can see him.
- Gertie: Give me a break!
- Elliott: Do you know what's going to happen if you do tell?”

Henry Thomas - Elliott
Drew Barrymore - Gertie

“- Nurse Tate: I'll get the lubricant...
- Dr. Paulson: There's no time for lubricant!
- Harry: There's always time for lubricant!”

Wendy Braun - Nurse Tate
Wayne Duvall - Dr. Paulson
Orlando Jones - Harry

“I saw these things. I touched one of them. And... it wasn't some clunky steel can... like we would build. It glided. It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.”

Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio - Lindsey Brigman

“- Deputy Pete Willis: They're not aliens, they're spiders mutated by contaminated waste!
- Harlan Griffith: That's probably a more logical explanation!”
Rick Overton - Deputy Pete Willis
Doug E. Doug - Harlan Griffith