Alien quotes

“Oh, God, I wish you'd been there. It was a machine. It was a machine, but it was alive. It was like a... like a dance of light. Please. You have to trust me. Now, I don't think they mean us any harm. I don't know how I know that. It's just... a feeling.”

Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio - Lindsey Brigman

“- Elizabeth Driscoll: I have seen these flowers all over. They are growing like parasites on other plants. All of a sudden. Where are they coming from?
- Nancy Bellicec: Outer space?
- Jack Bellicec: What are you talking about? A space flower?
- Nancy Bellicec: Well why not a space flower? Why do we always expect metal ships?
- Jack Bellicec:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Brooke Adams - Elizabeth Driscoll
Veronica Cartwright - Nancy Bellicec
Jeff Goldblum - Jack Bellicec

“- Gertie: I don't like his feet.
- Elliott: They're only feet, you little twerp.”

Drew Barrymore - Gertie
Henry Thomas - Elliott

“Who knows? Maybe you will survive. Maybe they'll take you as a pet or something. Teach ya how to do tricks.”

Tim Robbins - Harlan Ogilvy

“I mean, in a sense we're all vampires. We drain energy from other life forms. The difference is one of degree. That girl was no girl. She's totally alien to this planet and our life form... and totally dangerous.”
Frank Finlay - Dr. Hans Fallada

“- Superman: I know you're trying to find out where I hang my cape. You won't.
- General Swanwick: Then I'll ask the obvious question. How do we know you won't one day act against America's interests?
- Superman: I grew up in Kansas, General. I'm about as American as it gets.”
Henry Cavill - Superman
Harry Lennix - General Swanwick

"Prepare to die, Earth scum! Prepare to die, Earth scum!". I'm gonna make sure they carve that on your tombstone!
Tony Cox - Pez

“- Morgan Hess: They said there are one of two outcomes of an invasion. One: they fight, and are defeated, and have to return again with full forces hundreds or even thousands of years later.
- Rev. Graham Hess: What's two?
- Morgan Hess: They win.”

Rory Culkin - Morgan Hess
Mel Gibson - Rev. Graham Hess

“Remember, I built this new Jacuzzi for my alien family, so please, no eating in the spa.”
Dave Goelz - Gonzo

“- Frank: This isn't gonna be another false alarm like the Manor Street invasion over there, is it?
- Derek: Well, how do you explain the disappearance of an entire township, Frank? Oh! The Kiwi Jonestown, of course, that's it! Drinking beer laced with cyanide from little polystyrene cups.”
Mike Minett - Frank
Sir Peter Jackson - Derek

“- Powell: How do a bunch of guys with hand tools build all this?
- Benjamin Franklin Gates: Same way they built the pyramids and the Great Wall of China.
- Riley Poole: Yeah... the aliens helped them.”

Stewart Finlay-McLennan - Powell
Nicolas Cage - Benjamin Franklin Gates
Justin Bartha - Riley Poole

“- Statler: I wonder if there really is life on other planets?
- Waldorf: What do you care? You don't have a life on this planet.”
Jerry Nelson - Statler
Dave Goelz - Waldorf

“- President Thomas J. Whitmore: What do you want us to do?
- Captured Alien: Die. Die.”
Bill Pullman - President Thomas J. Whitmore
Gary A. Hecker - Alien Vocal Effects

“Aliens are quite like us, except they have two sets of teeth, hyperdermic fingertips, and hypnotic eyes to control our brains and turn us into zombies and destroy our world.”
John Marwood Cleese - Professor Kiple

“We Marines have no qualms about killing Martians!”
James Karen - Gen. Climet Wilson

“- Victor von Doom: Well?
- Ben Grimm: I like the part where he knocks you on your ass.”

Julian McMahon - Victor von Doom
Michael Chiklis - Ben Grimm

“As if things weren't bad enough, now I've been abducted by aliens.”
Geena Davis - Valerie

“- Gertie: Here he is.
- Mary: Here's who?
- Gertie: The man from the moon. But I think you've killed him already.”

Drew Barrymore - Gertie
Dee Wallace - Mary

“I spent my whole adult life combing the planet for aliens, and you're carrying around one in your purse like a little Chihuahua.”

John Turturro - Agent Simmons

“- Scientist: You said it has the ability to manipulate its own environment?
- Michael: He's smart. He communicates through Elliott.
- Scientist: Elliott thinks its thoughts.
- Michael: No, Elliott... Elliott feels his feelings.”

Kevin Jessup - Scientist
Robert MacNaughton - Michael

“- Morgan Hess: We have to tape this.
[he gets a tape, but Bo Hess grabs it and hugs it to her]
- Bo Hess: My ballet recital!
- Morgan Hess: Listen, Bo. This is very important. Everything people have written about in science books is going to change. The history of the world's future is on the TV right now. We need to record this so you can show...” (continue)(continue reading)

Rory Culkin - Morgan Hess
Abigail Breslin - Bo Hess

“Let me sum up the entire situation in a nutshell: there are five of us, and four billion of them. They have Strategic Air Command, nuclear powered submarines, and John Wayne. We have this.”

Tommy Madden - Giggywig

“The Guyver Unit. It's been a year since the alien armor invaded my body and became a part of me. A year since I first became the Guyver and destroyed the Chronos Corporation and their shape changing killers, the Zoanoids. Now Chronos is gone. But the Guyver stays in me. Calling me to fight. To kill.”
David Hayter - Guyver

“If the Martians land, the're gonna need a place to stay. Just like everybody else.”
Jack Nicholson - Art Land

“Look, when a vastly superior alien culture comes all this way to take over your world, certain basic laws of planetary conquest apply. For example, when someone points a Quad Vectored Hypo Thermic Cosmo Blaster at you, it's a fair bet you are about to become toast.”
Tommy Madden - Giggywig