Body quotes

“- George Peters: Why do you have to look so luminous? I mean, it'd make things so much easier if you woke up with puffy eyes and blotchy skin like everyone else.
- Doris: Guess God thought chubby thighs were enough.”
Alan Alda - George Peters
Ellen Burstyn - Doris

“I need writing. Don't ask why. Just take out your pen and write on my arm.”
Vivian Wu - Nagiko

“- Rose: My Marcia has a vagina alright, but My Marcia's vagina is made of solid 24 karat gold!
- Maggie: My Marcia's vagina is so perfect, it's in a museum!”
Toni Collette - Rose
Cameron Diaz - Maggie

“My body is a roadmap of pain. And pain has its valves.”
Jeffrey Combs - Milton Dammers

“Open your mouth, watch your ears, mind your toes!”
Sean Pertwee - Sgt. Harry G. Wells

“Some people love you for your body. Me, it's your charming wit.”
Phineas Newborn III - Adam

“This heart only beats for size 60.”
Christopher Walken - Wilbur Turnblad

“My whole body is an engine. This is a fireplug and I'm gonna light him up.”

Sam Scarber - Bosco

“- Martin: Do you ever get so bored, you just stare at your balls?
- Jonah: I bet you do, late John Lennon.”
Martin Starr - Martin
Jonah Hill - Jonah

“My body may be a work-in-progress, but there is nothing wrong with my soul.”
Felicity Huffman - Bree

“When the body suffers... the spirit flowers.”
Ryan Reynolds - George Lutz

“You have us at a bit of a disadvantage here. There's six of us, and only one old, fat you.”

David Koechner - Dag the Coyote

“- Jenny Herk: You, don't look at my ass when I walk away.
- Andrew: I can't make that promise.”
Zooey Deschanel - Jenny Herk
DJ Qualls - Andrew

“- Whitey Powers: The moment I laid eyes on him, I could tell he'd done time. They never lose it, you know. That tension, it settles up around their shoulders.
- Sean Devine: He just lost his daughter, maybe that's what's settled in his shoulders.
- Whitey Powers: No, that's in his stomach. The tension in his shoulders, that's prison.”
Laurence Fishburne - Whitey Powers
Kevin Bacon - Sean Devine

“Make no mistake, gentlemen. When you die... poop... leaves... your butt.”
Kathryn Hahn - Babs Merrick

“- Tommy: I saw the boogeyman! I saw him!
- Laurie Strode: Okay, what did he look like?
- Tommy: Umm... the boogeyman!”
Brian Andrews - Tommy
Jamie Lee Curtis - Laurie Strode

“- Father Stratton: You sold your soul!
- Raphael: No, father, I sold my body. Like a whore.”
Clarence Williams III - Father Stratton
Johnny Depp - Raphael

“Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?”

Jason Lee - Banky Edwards

“- Maxwell Smart: Well, you were no help at all.
- Agent 99: How could I help? I'm just a woman with a dusty old uterus.
- Maxwell Smart: I never said dusty.”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart
Anne Hathaway - Agent 99

“I had no idea things were so hairy in Bosnia.”

Matthew Perry - Oscar Novak

“Who's your friend, or is that your butt?”

Jada Pinkett Smith - Gloria

“- Celeste Whitman: You know... I have the shortest legs of anybody here.
- Captain Mike Turner: Do it!”

Sally Field - Celeste Whitman
Sir Michael Caine - Captain Mike Turner

“I'm short for my height.”
Lucy Liu - Lindsey

“Policeman's bodies age at different rates. Look at me... I got a belly in its 50's, my balls are in their 60's and my feet are in their 80's.”
Lance Henriksen - Freddy Ross

“The human body is a fascinating organism. It can withstand the most brutal injury... and yet repair itself miraculously.”
Tobin Bell - Jigsaw