Body quotes

“No! I'm turning human again? If I don't get out this body soon I'm screwed.”
Brad Dourif - Chucky

“- Agent Tony Kent: Do you mind if I look at your armpit?
- Nancy Coplin: My armpit?
- Agent Tony Kent: It's my favorite part of a woman's body.”
Josh Brolin - Agent Tony Kent
Patricia Arquette - Nancy Coplin

“A woman's shoulders are the front lines of her mystique, and her neck, if she's alive, has all the mystery of a border town. A no-man's land in that battle between the mind and the body.”
Al Pacino - John Milton

“Evil is good and ass is good, and if you find you a piece of evil ass: woo!”
Eddie Murphy - Maximillian

“- Eddie Black: I was engaged to a girl once with a wooden leg.
- Skip: Yeah? What happened?
- Eddie Black: Had to break it off.”
Jessie Lawrence Ferguson - Eddie Black
Dan Hicks - Skip

“- Bam Margera: Ape, I got a muffed-up ass butt!
- April Margera: I know, and you had the cutest butt ever and now you ruined it!”
Bam Margera - himself
April Margera - herself

“- Anna: You have an ass that makes me wanna dry hump!
- Ben: Did you just say 'dry hump'?
- Anna: Yep.
- Ben: I think I just fell in love.”
Scarlett Johansson - Anna
Bradley Cooper - Ben

“You told me you were going to bring a smile to the hips of everyone in America.”

Jennifer Jason Leigh - Amy Archer

“Dr. Meecham as a physician you should know the body is the temple of the Holy Spirit.”

Gerald Busby - Rev. David Ruteledge

“You have any idea what it's like to be a big man on the inside and have a small body on the outside?”

Joshua John Miller - Homer

“- Himmel Shank: Cocteau.
- Pestario 'Pest' Vargas: Coc-teau? Like the French playwright?
- Himmel Shank: Nein... after my two favorite body parts.”
Edoardo Ballerini - Himmel Shank
John Leguizamo - Pestario 'Pest' Vargas

“- Rocco Melonchek: We'll have to perform a full rectum-ology.
- Roland T. Flakfizer: Fondue, an epidemic! Drop those pants... Not you, the patient.
- Doctor: I thought you were cardiologists...
- Rocco Melonchek: Uh, well, they're all connected, we enter the rectum and head north.
- Roland T. Flakfizer: Why do you think we have such long...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mel Smith - Rocco Melonchek
John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer

The body knows what fighters don't: how to protect itself. A neck can only twist so far. Twist it just a hair more and the body says: "Hey, I'll take it from here because you obviously don't know what you're doing. Lie down now, rest, and we'll talk about this when you regain your senses". It's called the knockout mechanism.
Morgan Freeman - Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris

“See, now if a plane crashed, we could eat for days.”

Sherri Shepherd - Ida

“There. Your body matches your brain.”

Suzanne Pleshette - Zeniba

“It is confidence in our bodies, minds and spirits that allows us to keep looking for new adventures, new directions to grow in, and new lessons to learn - which is what life is all about.”
Oprah Winfrey

“- The Collector: You want your arm back, Irene? I can make it happen. Is that a yes?
- Irene: No. That's me giving you the finger, asshole!”

Billy Zane - The Collector
CCH Pounder - Irene

“- Tanya: [to Sophie] I bet you don't remember me.
- Rosie: Not with all that plastic surgery.”
Christine Baranski - Tanya
Julie Walters - Rosie

“- Stefan Vanderhoof: They had the same prance, the same rhythm, it was like they were two members of the same body.
- Scott Donlan: I knew a guy who had two members on the same body, dated him for about a half hour, got so exhausted. I'm sorry, go on, you were telling a story?”

Michael McKean - Stefan Vanderhoof
John Michael Higgins - Scott Donlan

“- Wayne: She didn't like the way his ass looked, so she made him get butt cheek implants.
- J.D.: I thought his ass looked tighter!”

Steve Zahn - Wayne
Jack Black - J.D.

“- Jessie Bond: It's shapeless.
- Madame Leon: Yes, Miss Bond, it is shapeless. Japanese ladies are most shapeless.”

Dorothy Atkinson - Jessie Bond
Alison Steadman - Madame Leon

- Dale Doback: Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes, "oh, my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf", and she grabs me by the weiner.
- Dr. Robert Doback: Shut the... (continue)(continue reading)
John C. Reilly - Dale Doback
Richard Jenkins - Dr. Robert Doback

“Did anyone ever tell you that you have the face of a Botticelli and the body of a Degas?”

Robert Downey Jr. - Jack Jericho

“- Nagiko: How can I get pleasure writing on you? You have to write on me.
- Jerome: Go on. Use my body like the pages of a book. Of your book.”
Vivian Wu - Nagiko
Ewan McGregor - Jerome

“- Robin Hood: It's all right, he's one of us.
- Will Scarlett: One of us? He looks like three of us!”

Errol Flynn - Robin Hood
Patric Knowles - Will Scarlett