Body quotes

“- Mark Darcy: What on Earth are you doing?
- Bridget Jones: Getting dressed.
- Mark Darcy: Why're you dancing around in that tent business?
- Bridget Jones: Because I don't want you to see any of my wobbly bits.
- Mark Darcy: Well, now that's a bit pointless, isn't it? As I happen to have a very high regard for your wobbly bits. In all...” (continue)(continue reading)
Colin Firth - Mark Darcy
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“- Lara: You really think I'm skinny? Bulimic skinny or anorexic skinny?
- Lauren Hynde: What's the difference?
- Lara: Bulimic skinny passes for healthy, except your teeth rot. But my teeth aren't rotting, so...”
Shannyn Sossamon - Lauren Hynde
Jessica Biel - Lara

“- Sherry Pierce: Oh, it's so good to see you, Big Momma. I thought you may forgotten all about me.
- Malcolm Turner: Shut your mouth, child. Oh, Big Momma could never forget that ass...
- Sherry Pierce: What?
- Malcolm Turner: Asthma. Do you remember you had asthma?”
Nia Long - Sherry Pierce
Martin Lawrence - Malcolm Turner

“- Chief Detective: Can you tell us why you're disposing of the body of a woman that doesn't exist?
- Viktor Taransky: Well it's not her body. It's, it's, it's her body... of work.”
Daniel von Bargen - Chief Detective
Al Pacino - Viktor Taransky

“- Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
- Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' lose my mind!”
Jay Baruchel - Jay
Jonah Hill - Jonah

“Why don't skeletons play music in church? Because they got no organs.”
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Centipede

“Rectal bleeding... another first for Jackass.”
Johnny Knoxville - himself

“My right boob is way up here in Maine and my left boob is danglin' down here in Florida.”
Cheryl Hines - Becky

“Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that I don't intend to sleep with another woman until I'm back here in your arms with my head resting between your creamy thighs.”
Curtis Armstrong - Booger

“- Bernie's Doctor: Now don't overreact. If we go after it early, before it metastasizes to a bone, the majority of these prostate cancer cases are beatable.
- Bernie White: Go after it how?
- Bernie's Doctor: Irridation therapy.
- Bernie White: That's fantastic. That's wonderful, because... as it turns out, that's exactly the portion of my...” (continue)(continue reading)
Victor Truro - Bernie's Doctor
Robert Duvall - Bernie White

“- Neil Clarke: Give me a body that people find attractive!
- [He turns into a topless woman]
- Neil Clarke: No! A male body! Give me the body of a great man!
- [Turns into Albert Einstein]
- Neil Clarke: No!”
Simon Pegg - Neil

“- Julian Mercer: I knew you'd smell good.
- Erica Barry: It's just... soap.”
Keanu Reeves - Julian Mercer
Diane Keaton - Erica Barry

“When I was your age, I put on twenty pounds of pure unadulterated blitz-the-quarterback-and-rip-his-head-off muscle, Russell!”
Matt Frewer - Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.

“Look at that ass. I could kill for that ass.”
Peter Stormare - Burrell

“Pain is how your body talks to you. You'd do well to listen to it.”
Kurt Russell - Sheriff Hunt

“I don't see how is it that you, my own sister, can stuff your face and nothing happens, and I subsist on 60 calories a day or else blow up like a Macy's Day float!”
Bette Midler - Sadie Shelton

“Legs are a little rubbery after all that time sitting here. Why don't you roll me inside? We'll get the nurse take the catheter out of me. I wanna see if my lizard's still spitting straight.”
Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas

“Oh my God, how did I get so fat? I look like a walleyed salmon! What did he use? A wide angle lens?”
Bette Midler - Sadie Shelton

“An actor's body should be full of emotions, whether it is happiness or sorrow, pain or joy, enraged or elated. ”
Sonny Chiba

“Your body has to be here, but your mind can be anywhere.”
Sylvester Stallone - Frank

“Nice ass won't get you through your whole life. Once you turn thirty you better have a personality.”
Vince Vaughn - Raji

“- Celia Clooney: Do you know a woman has 89 erogenous zones on her body.
- Clooney: Who says that?”
Paula Prentiss - Celia Clooney
Jack Lemmon - Victor Clooney

“- Joel: Oh my God, look at the shape of her ass. It's a platonic ideal. That ass is a higher truth. Look, look at that little portal of light, just below her crotch, right where the thigh meets the pudendum.
- James Brennan: The pudendum? Are you pre-med?
- Joel: I'm telling you, man, I've had dreams about that diamond-shape portal.”
Martin Starr - Joel
Jesse Eisenberg - James Brennan

“- Jeffrey: Jess has the hottest ass!
- Albert: Casey has the hottest rack!
- Paul: Bianca has the hottest friends.”

Benjamin Davis - Jeffrey
RJ Shearer - Albert
Eric R. Moore - Paul

“- Josephine Wingfield: Would you like the standard bikini wax?
- Mrs. Hartunian: Oh, no. I'm going to Hawaii with my husband. Better landscape the whole yard.”
Heather Graham - Josephine Wingfield
Dolores Drake - Mrs. Hartunian