Body quotes

“I shall regret the absence of your keen mind. Unfortunately, it is inseparable from an extremely disturbing body.”

Gary Cooper - Prof. Bertram Potts

“- Jack Byrnes: Are you still physically attracted to my daughter, Greg?
- Greg Focker: To Pam? Are you kidding? Yes. Jack, there's never been a problem with that.
- Jack Byrnes: [sternly] Even after her body's endured the hellish ordeal of birthing twins?
- Greg Focker: Yes. Even after that. It's still... It's all good. It's all good under the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert De Niro - Jack Byrnes
Ben Stiller - Greg Focker

“The world is so full of pervs. That guy at table 10 is the worst. Every week, a new bimbo. I swear, he leers at my tits, one more time, he's gonna regret it.”
Lily Rabe - Bernadette

“Did you guys notice any sedamine in that tequila? There's some kind of pebble or rock or something that's clogged up my penis hole, and my johnson's swelled up like a fucking waterbaloon hooked up to a tea kettle.”
Peter Dante - Danny Guiterrez

“Buns of steel... I'd steal her buns if I could.”
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“- Kit Latura: This water is 38 degrees. So, the only thing we have to worry about is Hypothermia.
- LaTonya: Hypo-what?
- Sarah Crighton: Hypothermia. It's when your body loses heat and shuts down. When your body is getting tired, really, you're getting dead. Does that sound fair enough?”

Sylvester Stallone - Kit Latura
Trina McGee - LaTonya
Karen Young - Sarah Crighton

“- Cooper: You're ruling my son out for college now? The kid's fifteen.
- School Principal: Tom's score simply isn't high enough.
- Cooper: What's your waistline? 32? With, what, a 33 inseam?
- School Principal: I'm not sure I see what you're getting at.
- Cooper: You're telling me it takes two numbers to measure your own ass but only one to...” (continue)(continue reading)
Matthew McConaughey - Cooper
David Oyelowo - School Principal

“There are gonna be some hotties, some slammin' bods with pants so tight it looks like they're painted on.”
David Denman - Lance

“- Chris Kenner: I liked that car. And I liked that girl. And I'd like to cut off certain parts of Yoshida's anatomy.
- Johnny Murata: Ya know, you've got a fixation, pal...”
Dolph Lundgren - Sgt. Chris Kenner
Brandon Lee - Johnny Murata

“- Nigel: There's a scale. One nod is good, two nods is very good. There's only be one actual smile on record and that was Tom Ford in 2001. If she doesn't like it she shakes her head. Then of course there's the pursing of the lips.
- Andy Sachs: Which means?
- Nigel: Catastrophe.”

Stanley Tucci - Nigel
Anne Hathaway - Andy Sachs

“- Sheriff of Rottingham: What? You'll be mine? You'll give yourself to me every night? And sometimes, right after lunch?
- Marian: Yes, but only my body. You can never have my heart, my mind, or my soul!
- Sheriff of Rottingham: Oh, oh yes! I respect that.”
Roger Rees - Sheriff of Rottingham
Amy Yasbeck - Marian

“Black men and a whole lota' mother fuckin' white men have had plenty fun adoring my ass. I don't wear their teeth marks on my butt for nothing.”
Sydney Tamiia Poitier - Jungle Julia

“Would you stop starin' at her tits, Rayon, you're startin' to look normal.”
Matthew McConaughey - Ron Woodroof

“- Miranda Grey: I need you to tell me who did this to you? Tell me his name, Chloe. Chloe, tell me. Tell me anything. Tell me.
- Chloe Sava: I'll tell you one thing: he can have my body, but he will never have my soul. Never. The devil.”
Halle Berry - Miranda Grey
Penelope Cruz - Chloe Sava

“- Simon: Some sort of legal secretary. Married to some boring jerk.
- Harry: Married to some boring jerk.
- Simon: Aww, but she could be so hot if she wanted to. She's like all these babes, you get their pilot lit, they could suck start a leafblower. And she's got the most incredible body too and a pair of titties that make you wanna stand up...” (continue)(continue reading)

Bill Paxton - Simon
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Harry Tasker

“I'm very lucky, I've got one of those constitutions where I never put on weight.”
Colin Firth - Jamie

“- Andy Fiddler: It's just a little flatulence.
- Derrick Vann: Just a little flatulence? An elephant can shit in the back and not smell as bad.”

Eugene Levy - Andy Fiddler
Samuel L. Jackson - Derrick Vann

“- Edwina Cutwater: I don't see why you're getting so upset about all this.
- Roger Cobb: Because I want my body back. And I want my freedom and my privacy. And most of all, I'd like to be able to take a leak without being fondled.”

Lily Tomlin - Edwina Cutwater
Steve Martin - Roger Cobb

“You don't get abs like these eating peanut butter patties.”
The Rock - Joe Kingman

“I'm into the whole skincare thing.”
Jason Flemyng

“I've got the body of a model and the face of a coal miner.”
Jason Flemyng

“- Miss Katsby: Oh, you'll just love it. Mildew has a lovely student body.
- Curly: Yours wouldn't be so bad either if you took off about twenty pounds!”
Gladys Gale - Miss Katsby
Curly Howard - Curly

“- Mr Neville: Four garments and a ladder do not lead us to a corpse.
- Mrs. Talmann: Mr. Neville, I said nothing about a corpse.”
Anthony Higgins - Mr Neville
Anne-Louise Lambert - Mrs. Talmann

“How many lives do we live? How many times do we die? They say we all lose 21 grams at the exact moment of our death. Everyone.”
Sean Penn - Paul Rivers

“- Rod Kimble: All great men have mustaches!
- Frank Powell: Yeah, but real men actually grow them!
- Rod Kimble: You know I have a hormone disorder!”
Andy Samberg - Rod Kimble
Ian McShane - Frank Powell