Body quotes

“- Peter Morton: Did you bring a surfboard?
- Andrew: No, that's just Carol.”
Stephen Fry - Peter Morton
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Andrew

“- Johnny: You know what frightens me about the human body?
- Sophie: What?
- Johnny: Well, it's like the most sophisticated mechanism in the entire universe, and yet it's so fucking quiet, isn't it?”
David Thewlis - Johnny
Katrin Cartlidge - Sophie

“I see a guy with a cute bum, I just want to bite it.”
Tara Reid - Sara Olswang

“- Anna Coleman: I'm old!
- Tess Coleman: I beg your pardon!
- Anna Coleman: I'm like the Cryptkeeper!”

Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman
Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman

“- Tracy: Do you think she's had work?
- Sally: Why would she have had work? She still looks gorgeous.
- Tracy: Well, that's when they're having it now, before it all turns to shit.”
Kate Burton - Tracy
Margaret Colin - Sally

“Our bodies are capable of doing some very funny things when they're consumed by stress and anxiety. I found my ex-best friend's cufflinks in my wife's purse. I couldn't get an erection for a year and a half.”
Ron Leibman - Dr. Cohen

“A figure with curves offers a lot of interesting angles.”
Mae West - Tira

“- Jessica Rabbit: You don't know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.
- Eddie Valiant: You don't know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.
- Jessica Rabbit: I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.”
Kathleen Turner - Jessica Rabbit
Bob Hoskins - Eddie Valiant

“- Dave the Lighting Guy: Dude, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think you got a hot ass!
- Joe Young: Thanks.”
Matt Stone - Dave the Lighting Guy
Trey Parker - Joe Young

“- Oscar Madison: What's the matter, don't you look at a good ass anymore?
- Abe: I'm not allowed to look at Pastrami, why should I look at an ass?”
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison
Lou Cutell - Abe

“Mutation: it is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward.”
Sir Patrick Stewart - Professor Charles Xavier

“- Hector: Is this the man that was killed?
- Sheriff Hank Keough: He seemed... taller.”

Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr
Brendan Gleeson - Sheriff Hank Keough

“- Earl Piggot: You know, I don't know who you think would wanna look at your sad, middle aged ass anymore!
- Doreen Piggot: Don't talk to me like that and don't you come back here! I'm not taking you back no more, understand? No more, I'm not taking you back!”
Tom Waits - Earl Piggot
Lily Tomlin - Doreen Piggot

“- Neo: Who are you?
- Bane: Still don't recognize me? I admit it is difficult to even think encased in this rotting piece of meat. The stink of it filling every breath, a suffocating cloud you can't escape. Disgusting. How pathetically fragile it is. Nothing this weak is meant to survive.”
Keanu Reeves - Neo
Ian Bliss - Bane

“I love your sweater. Does that come in a V-neck?”

Paul Rudd - David

“[looking at the dead Aunt Edna in the back seat]
- Ellen Griswold: She must have passed away somewhere near Flagstaff. What are we going to do, Clark?
- Clark Griswold: Well, we could leave her here and the first phone we pass, we could call your Cousin Normie and he could come and get her, I guess.
- Ellen Griswold: That is the meanest,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Dana Barron - Audrey Griswold
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold

“I have a resting heart rate of 28 beats per minute. The scientists who studied me said that my heart could pump jet fuel up into an airplane.”

Rob Lowe - Chris Traeger

“I am the bandit. He is merely the cave in which I shelter.”

John Malkovich - Mr. Edward Hyde

“I finally realized that being grateful to my body was key to giving more love to myself.”
Oprah Winfrey

“- Linda Litzke: I have very limited breasts, a ginormous ass, and I've got this gut that swings back and forth in front of me like a shopping cart with a bent wheel.
- Ted: You know, there a lot of guys out there who would like you just the way you are.
- Linda Litzke: Yeah, losers.”
Frances McDormand - Linda Litzke
Richard Jenkins - Ted

“Wow, I feel sore. I mean physically, not like a guy who's angry in a movie in the 1950's.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Harry Lockhart

“- Nutcracker Prince: Clara. Clara, are you alright?
- Clara: Yes, I'm fine. But I'm so small.
- Trudy: One gets used to it, my dear.”
Kiefer Sutherland - Nutcracker Prince
Megan Follows - Clara
Lynne Gorman - Trudy

“What is a pancreas, anyhow? I mean, I don't know what the damn thing does for you, besides give you cancer.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Hawk Hawkins

“- Frank Jones: I was wrong about Grant. He's really a nice guy. He even liked you when you were butt-ugly.
- Julia Jones: How do you...?
- Frank Jones: I saw it in your flashback.”
Eddie Griffin - Frank Jones
Alyson Hannigan - Julia Jones

“I never realized till now how ugly I am, because you're so beautiful... I'm not a man! I'm not a beast! I'm about as shapeless as the man in the moon!”

Charles Laughton - The Hunchback Quasimodo