Body quotes

“My body feels like it's gonna explode.”

Vince Murdocco - Brian Wagner

“The body's an eight, the brain's a ten, so let's go.”
Kristy McNichol - Mabel Stanley

“- Julietta the Cigar Girl: Would you like to check my figures?
- James Bond: Oh, I'm sure they're perfectly rounded.”
Maria Grazia Cucinotta - Cigar Girl
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- Spence: You worried about saving your own skin?
- Sam: I am. It covers my body.”
Sean Bean - Spence
Robert De Niro - Sam

“- Fred Flintstone: I'm only one man.
- Barney Rubble: Not from the back.”
John Goodman - Fred Flintstone
Rick Moranis - Barney Rubble

“- Rob: Jason's body has disappeared from the morgue.
- Trish: It was stolen.
- Rob: It was not stolen. Two people at the hospital are missing. Is this coincidence? He's alive.”
Erich Anderson - Rob
Kimberly Beck - Trish

“- Jeff Blue: That's funny.
- Jane Blue: What?
- Jeff Blue: A shoe.
- Jane Blue: And?
- Jeff Blue: It's got a foot in it.”

Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue

“- Zeke: Answer me something, Marybeth. Why are you naked?
- Marybeth: Oh. Does it bother you, Zeke, my body? I'm gettin' kinda used to it myself.”
Josh Hartnett - Zeke Tyler
Laura Harris - Marybeth Louise Hutchinson

“- Larry Wilson: Look honey, Bernie's dead, they guys that killed 'em are now after us, can we hide out at your place or what?
- Richard Parker: Gwen, we didn't do this to him! Look at us! Do we look like the kind of people who could kill someone?
- Larry Wilson: Come on, honey, sit down, take a load off, have a drink, you'll be fine!
- Richard...” (continue)(continue reading)

Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson
Jonathan Silverman - Richard Parker

“- Jonathan Switcher: Hollywood I don't know about men's thighs, they look fine to me.
- Hollywood: Albert called me 'cellulite city'.”
Andrew McCarthy - Jonathan Switcher
Meshach Taylor - Hollywood

“- Terry Barkley: Franklin, I'm not in the mood for octopus rallies.
- Franklin: Terry, I need you! Your body's driving me crazy!
- Terry Barkley: Franklin, Barbie dolls drive you crazy. You're oversexed!”
Linda Blair - Terry Barkley
Christopher S. Nelson - Franklin

“I wasn't looking at your ass. Maybe a little bit, but it was strictly in a professional way.”

John Travolta - Hardy

“- Gertrude Steiney: You try getting ready quickly when you look like this! I'm so fat and there's gonna be nothing but beautiful skinny girls there!
- Ollie Trinke: That's because they're all coked-out whores, honey.
- Gertrude Steiney: I wanna be a coked-out whore!”

Jennifer Lopez - Gertrude Steiney
Ben Affleck - Ollie Trinke

“- Beavis: Something's wrong with my butt.
- Butt-head: Your butt sucks.”
Mike Judge - Beavis
Mike Judge - Butt-Head

“You can fight a lot of enemies and survive. But if you fight your biology, you will always lose.”
Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov

“- Ernesto Guevara de la Serna: We deserve to eat like everyone else.
- Mother Sister Alberto (Peru): Yes, but you didn't go to mass.
- Ernesto Guevara de la Serna: No.
- Mother Sister Alberto (Peru): Then, how do you expect to feed the body if you didn't feed the soul first?”
Gael García Bernal - Ernesto Guevara de la Serna
Delfina Paredes - Mother Sister Alberto (Peru)

"There but for the grace of God", they say, as if our bodies were who we are. Well it's not; our souls are who we are, only they don't know it.
Andy Davoli - Jake Perini

“You see this badge? You see this gun? You see this gooey, white saccus membranous 'round my personhood?... Well, you dealin' with a white blood cell here! I should be out in the veins, fighting disease, not in the mouth on tartar control.”
Chris Rock - Osmosis Jones

“A person's body is his temple.”
Sigourney Weaver - Janey Carver

“You're so thrifty, that was one of the first things I noticed about you. That, and your ass.”
Matt Kawczynski - Charlie Osgood

“I can't be a princess! I'm still waiting for normal body parts to arrive!”
Anne Hathaway - Mia Thermopolis

“- Evelyn Couch: I can't even look at my own vagina!
- Ninny Threadgoode: Well I can't help you on that one honey.”
Kathy Bates - Evelyn Couch
Jessica Tandy - Ninny Threadgoode

“- Doctor Doppler: I have a question. Is it that your body is too massive for your teeny-tiny head, or is it that your head is too teeny-tiny for your big fat body?
- Brutish pirate: I pummel you good!”
David Hyde Pierce - Doctor Doppler

“- Edwina Cutwater: Hmm, we seem to have mutual control over our body.
- Roger Cobb: Our body? This is my body! I'm not sharing my body with anyone!”
Lily Tomlin - Edwina Cutwater
Steve Martin - Roger Cobb

“Certainly there are thirteen bodies in the cellar and there are hundreds more in the attic!”
Cary Grant - Mortimer Brewster